Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
Ok, legal Kiwis, what do you think Freemantle's first step will be? As I recall, Russ agreed to arbitration by submitting an audition, so will Freemantle be able to get the suit tossed on that alone?
 
Ok, legal Kiwis, what do you think Freemantle's first step will be? As I recall, Russ agreed to arbitration by submitting an audition, so will Freemantle be able to get the suit tossed on that alone?
Because Russ violated his arbitration contract with Freemantle, Fremantle could petition the court "for an order directing that such arbitration proceed in the manner provided for in such agreement." 9 U.S. Code § 4. In simple terms Fremantle could ask the court to force Russ to proceed to arbitration as they had agreed previously.
 
The ultimate punishment, the ONE thing that is going to really push Russ over the edge, is when he can no longer get an erection.
I can't imagine a steady diet of sugary cereal, microwave dinners for one, and Planet Fitness pizzas is good for your libido.

Imagine having the sex drive of a teenager, but your equipment doesn't work. It would be a living hell. A circle in hell that Russ truly deserves.

He'd probably buy a bunch of Blue Chews, eat too many of them at once, and have a stroke.
Lol @The Planet Fitness Pizzas. I bet the cow never misses pizza and bagels day at Planet Fitness. And we never forget his Colossal Crunch cereal. That is his main dish.
 
Because Russ violated his arbitration contract with Freemantle, Fremantle could petition the court "for an order directing that such arbitration proceed in the manner provided for in such agreement." 9 U.S. Code § 4. In simple terms Fremantle could ask the court to force Russ to proceed to arbitration as they had agreed previously.
I'm guessing arbitration gives Freemantle an advantage over being sued, or they wouldn't put that clause in the terms and conditions. Can you or another person knowledgeable about legal matters enlighten me as to the difference between a lawsuit and arbitration and why Russ is probably at a disadvantage?
 
I'm guessing arbitration gives Freemantle an advantage over being sued, or they wouldn't put that clause in the terms and conditions. Can you or another person knowledgeable about legal matters enlighten me as to the difference between a lawsuit and arbitration and why Russ is probably at a disadvantage?

Arbitration vs. Litigation Compared
ArbitrationLitigation
Type of ProceedingPrivate - between the two partiesPublic - in a courtroom
Evidence allowedLimited evidentiary processRules of evidence allowed
JurisdictionYes, depending on type of caseNo jurisdiction involved
How arbitrator/judge selectedParties select arbitratorCourt appoints judge - parties have limited input
Appeal availableUsually binding; no appeal possibleAppeal possible
Speed of process; waiting time before startAs soon as arbitrator selected; shortMust wait for the case to be scheduled; long
CostsFee for the arbitrator, attorneysCourt costs, attorney fees
Use of attorneysAt the discretion of parties; limitedExtensive use of attorneys; essential
 
I'm guessing arbitration gives Freemantle an advantage over being sued, or they wouldn't put that clause in the terms and conditions. Can you or another person knowledgeable about legal matters enlighten me as to the difference between a lawsuit and arbitration and why Russ is probably at a disadvantage?
Arbitration's decisions are handled by a third party instead of judge. It's faster, and oftentimes cheaper. Fremantle gets to chose the third party (they chose JAMS) and the venue. In simple terms, you play by their rules, although you still can't be forced to do illegal acts and you can still challenge in court the invalidity of your arbitration contract (only after the arbitration decides who won, though) (or in rare cases the final decision). See Nagrampa v. Mailcoups, Inc. 469 F.3d 1257 (9th Cir. 2006), Aerojet-General Corp. v. Am. Arbitration Ass'n, 478 F.2d 248 (9th Cir. 1973)
 
Arbitration's decisions are handled by a third party instead of judge. It's faster, and oftentimes cheaper. Fremantle gets to chose the third party (they chose JAMS) and the venue. In simple terms, you play by their rules, although you still can't be forced to do illegal acts and you can still challenge in court the invalidity of your arbitration contract (only after the arbitration decides who won, though) (or in rare cases the final decision). See Nagrampa v. Mailcoups, Inc. 469 F.3d 1257 (9th Cir. 2006), Aerojet-General Corp. v. Am. Arbitration Ass'n, 478 F.2d 248 (9th Cir. 1973)
Can Russ be penalized in any way because he didn't even try to go to arbitration and went straight to suing them?
 
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Can Russ be penalized in any way because he didn't even try to go to arbitration and went straight to suing them?
My knowledge on arbitration is not that good, but I'm sure this could count as a bad faith action (or a frivolous one) and the court (if it so chose) could punish him while ordering him to proceed to arbitration. Sadly, the Federal Arbitration Act does not speak about this, and I have not read any similar caselaw. The only thing the act mentions that is similar to this is what I mentioned here:
Because Russ violated his arbitration contract with Freemantle, Fremantle could petition the court "for an order directing that such arbitration proceed in the manner provided for in such agreement." 9 U.S. Code § 4. In simple terms Fremantle could ask the court to force Russ to proceed to arbitration as they had agreed previously.
 
Ok, legal Kiwis, what do you think Freemantle's first step will be? As I recall, Russ agreed to arbitration by submitting an audition, so will Freemantle be able to get the suit tossed on that alone?
Probably. They could just file a 12(b)(6) to get a ruling on the merits, or send him a Rule 11 warning letter if they want to go after sanctioning the rat-faced little gimp to make an example of him. My guess would be they'd file a motion to compel arbitration, though.

He probably signed something similar or even identical to this:
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You note this includes an agreement to pay a share of the arbitration fees, which they will be wanting up front.
 
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Alright, we've got three weeks starting now until they have to reply. How long do we think it'll take for them to fire back? Given that all they have to do is copy-paste the contract he signed where he agreed he couldn't do this and then fluff it up with legalese I'd wager it won't take too long, but that would assume they give a shit about any of this.
 
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Alright, we've got three weeks starting now until they have to reply. How long do we think it'll take for them to fire back? Given that all they have to do is copy-paste the contract he signed where he agreed he couldn't do this and then fluff it up with legalese I'd wager it won't take too long, but that would assume they give a shit about any of this.
They'll reply in some way, if only to slap him hard enough to make an example of him.
 
Alright, we've got three weeks starting now until they have to reply.
21 days from 12/14/2021 (the day they were served), so a bit less now.
How long do we think it'll take for them to fire back?
Probably three weeks. They are busy, and lawyers tend to like to use up all the time making their responses (to ensure best quality)
 
Probably three weeks. They are busy, and lawyers tend to like to use up all the time making their responses (to ensure best quality)
And during that time, Russ will be convinced they're about to cave and let him on the show. This brings up an interesting question. He's claiming it's hard and expensive for him to hire the band (his "accommodations") so they should let him on the show. Does he not realize there's more than one round and he'd need them for every stage of the show he advanced to? Or is he just expecting them to let him on and declare him the winner?
 
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And during that time, Russ will be convinced they're about to cave and let him on the show. This brings up an interesting question. He's claiming it's hard and expensive for him to hire the band (his "accommodations") so they should let him on the show. Does he not realize there's more than one round and he'd need them for every stage of the show he advanced to? Or is he just expecting them to let him on and declare him the winner?
He is expecting to play his song for Heidi, and then expecting Heidi to spread her legs for him on live national television.
 
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