The plague bearer lives next door to me. He doesn't go to the school that was closed where the isolated cases popped up.
Partner's grandmother, who is very branch covidian, works with the family and was informed of this for contact tracing purposes. She is vaccinated and very vocal about the unvaccinated worsening the pandemic and spreading it, and saying the unvaccinated don't deserve hospital treatment or for their lives to be priorised etc.
Myself, my partner, our kid, and the grandmother are going to the South Island next weekend to see family for Christmas. I am not vaccinated and I must take a negative test to fly, and have not revealed this to her as she's paying for the tickets and has been hassling me for months to be vaccinated so I just lied because I can't be bothered.
"We don't want to spread it down there," she says, wringing her hands.
Anyway, my partner and her are vaccinated and do not have to show a negative test to fly if they have their vaccination card.
My partner said earlier "I'll be fine, I can't catch it, I'm vaccinated." Jesus fucking christ. Should have seen my face.
ANYWAY, THE GRANDMOTHER SENDS ME THIS.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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YES.
LIE TO OFFICIALS ABOUT ACTUAL CONTACT WITH COVID SO YOU CAN FLY AND POTENTIALLY SPREAD THE PLAGUE YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF.
I AM APPARENTLY THE CUNT DESPITE ME NEEDING A NEGATIVE TEST AND SHE DOES NOT AND WILL LIE TO FLY.
I AM THE SCOURGE OF THE EARTH???
I'M THE ASSHOLE?
I DO NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND.