Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[super thug]

I don’t know what compelled you to ramble about a hobby you enjoy and magically conclude no tranny could possibly have partaken in such a thing; isn’t that a ridiculous thing to say?

I don't think it's ridiculous at all to say. I used to be in IT, it was a downer. Moving into a more mechanical and electrical engineering field really opened my eyes. The people I'm surrounded by are night and day different.

It sucks that you know so many people who have trooned out. I don't know anyone, not a single person, who has trooned out, personally. It was the major difference in the overall mental health of the people I used to be around versus the one's I'm currently surrounded by that led to my statement.

Sure penny is doing all that shit NOW, but if he did it back THEN, then he probably wouldn't have mutilated himself. He can run all he wants, in the end he came right back. Didn't he?

 

[tiggles]

I don't think it's ridiculous at all to say. I used to be in IT, it was a downer. Moving into a more mechanical and electrical engineering field really opened my eyes. The people I'm surrounded by are night and day different.

It sucks that you know so many people who have trooned out. I don't know anyone, not a single person, who has trooned out, personally. It was the major difference in the overall mental health of the people I used to be around versus the one's I'm currently surrounded by that led to my statement.

Sure penny is doing all that shit NOW, but if he did it back THEN, then he probably wouldn't have mutilated himself. He can run all he wants, in the end he came right back. Didn't he?

You don’t personally know anybody that has trooned out yet you still wrote up that long-ass post acting like an authority on what environmental conditions will prevent it. Brilliant.

The lolcows you see here are the ones that are terminally, publicly online. It is the terminally online that is a reflection of their lack of productive hobbies, not their gender gymnastics. They represent a tiny subset of the troon population.

 

[Furry Troon]

Do you think people who donate him do it for some kind of tribalism? To feel like they belong?

I think that some people donate to kevin because he is (for lack of a better word) kind of an AGP icon...
I believe that there are some troons who can’t afford to see kevin fail, because if kevin falls they fall.

Kev & all clones (like Korps leadership) exist so that other ugly manchildren never have to change. It's an icon that they can see themselves in; somebody who doesn't pass and doesn't grow up from coomerism, yet is still 'successful' in that they've amassed twitter clout and social influence in their internet bubble. Propping up the five digit follow count allows one to hold onto delusions that the only thing keeping them from being attractive & successful is 'western beauty standards' and not their own unwillingness to improve or acknowledging their lack of luck in the genetic lottery.

Not all of us can look like Natalie Mars, and certainly not without a lot of money. Even then you get people like Jenner whose looks just can't be improved no matter how much money you throw at it. Kev & co serve as cope, saying what hopeless people want to hear and allowing them to feign that they're sexy as they are*; the most important metric of self-worth for terminal coomers.
*so long as 'as you are' means on titty skittles

Like one of the common things troons do is apply dark red lipstick, even when it's not flattering, but then they totally ignore the brows.

Both of these make me troon-sperg so hard. Male lips are naturally smaller than female's, and dark colors make things appear smaller. If you're going to wear a dark lip color, especially black (which so many do trying to be a 'goth gf' without more than a superficial understanding of the subculture) you need to overdraw your lips with a lip liner. Even cis women need to do this with a dark enough color unless they're filled with lip injections. Putting black lipstick on a male makes the lips shrink into the void and is highly masculinizing. Watching a single makeup tutorial could impart this knowledge but none of these people feel the need to as they'll immediately be hugboxed by people calling their repulsive aesthetics hot.
Grooming or redrawing eyebrows are also such a simple way to feminize a face and yet I see so many people who could look ok ruin it by doing nothing to address the caterpillars they grow. They again don't have a need to learn how they could improve as the army of ugly coomers they surround themselves with will validate them regardless of how masculine they look.

 

[Monolith]

Just for posterity, I'd like to post here an image from A&N. Pornhub have published their annual review, and in 2021 the most popular search in Colorado was apparently "Huge Boobs" I wonder how much of that was down to Kevin.

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I expected them to make fun of Florida, not Mississippi.

 

[AMHOLIO]

. You never see the guy that's got his own garage, his own workshop, filled with tools and half finished projects, ever trooning out. If you know of an example where this was the case, I'd like to see it. If

Honey, Bonnie of the tranch is one of those men. He had 3d printer and everything yet he became a """woman""".

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Honey, Bonnie of the tranch is one of those men. He had 3d printer and everything yet he became a """woman""".(

He also used to be a motorbike repairman before moving to Tran Ranch.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Cope

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Cucked by kevin

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[tiggles]

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Fat men are feminine, Kevin. Obesity causes an increase of aromatase activity, which is an enzyme that irreversibly converts testosterone to estrogen. That's why fatties are genderblobs.

Aside, I was looking at the tenacious unicorn ranch site earlier to see their fire hazard level since they said they're too lazy to clear the tumbleweeds from their property line. Kathryn is misspelled as Katryn on their contact page (last line).

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I want to be a mecha fuck machine with a hard rock auger for a dick.

This would be very validating.

 

[Interchanger]

Cishetronormative society? I love how troons and intersectionalist have such bizarre language, that no average and normal person could understand unless they to become a part of the cult.

 

[retard strength]

Did that one guy say he could not possibly just be a feminine man because he got bullied for it, therefore he must blackface as a woman who are supposedly SO bullied they kill themselves 41% of the time when kids stare at them in Walmart?

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

You never see the guy that's got his own garage, his own workshop, filled with tools and half finished projects, ever trooning out

You think kevin would ever do something useful that requires physical effort? He couldn’t even be bothered to dilate.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I want to be a mecha fuck machine with a hard rock auger for a dick.

This would be very validating.

First @Oxyjen now you?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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This can all be shortened down to "I want a vagina." The rest is mostly superfluous. (Though I suppose some might find it interesting that his penis apparently was what caused his dysphoria.)

Good news though, now you still don't have one and never will but at least you can call yourself a tomboy!

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

This can all be shortened down to "I want a vagina." The rest is mostly superfluous. (Though I suppose some might find it interesting that his penis apparently was what caused his dysphoria.)

Good news though, now you still don't have one and never will but at least you can call yourself a tomboy!

Why not tomgirl ? At least that would be true.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Did that one guy say he could not possibly just be a feminine man because he got bullied for it, therefore he must blackface as a woman who are supposedly SO bullied they kill themselves 41% of the time when kids stare at them in Walmart?

This always strikes me as "shit that never happened."

Every single AGP troon has the same exact backstory and it's all shit.

It's obvious from the discussion about ROGD that a big part of troon estrangement from their families is constantly making shit up that never happened.

"This one time I picked up my sister's doll and my parents used me as a punching bag for three hours and that's how I always knew I was a little girl even when I had a football scholarship to USC."

They say this because it's sympathetic and it's expected. The real story of "my mom caught me jerking off with my 8-year-old sister's panties when I was 15" is probably much more common and waydafuq creepier.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Their need for origin stories is so weird to me. Like just say you "realized" you were a woman or whatever. I'll be nice and won't point out it oddly seems like a mid-life crisis, I promise.

Then again everything about how troons go about things seems weird to me.

The trans people I knew in real life (at prior jobs) were just kinda like "I'm a woman now" and seemed to understand that people at the job were accepting but needed some time to figure it out and maybe had questions. Maybe they were weirdos in their private life and online but they were seemingly normal enough otherwise. One of them enjoyed answering people's questions about it all. There's famous trans people who aren't really weird about this stuff. Bruce Jenner was a super weird dude to begin with, but his trans stuff is pretty not weird by comparison to that nor the online troons. There's some trans posters here who are weirdos but aren't weirdos about the trans stuff specifically.

Kevin and the troons online are almost religiously determined to stake out the most extreme positions possible and demand unwavering acceptance for it. I think there's something to the theory that they've mostly got some kind of other mental illness and the trans thing is just how they're currently expressing it. It probably all does hurt "legit" trans people, people who have actual dysphoria, and even less strange people within this troon circle who are going along with it all. Not that they care since they're all pretty insanely self-centered.

Oh well, it's entertaining at least.

 

[capsaicin]

Both of these make me troon-sperg so hard. Male lips are naturally smaller than female's, and dark colors make things appear smaller. If you're going to wear a dark lip color, especially black (which so many do trying to be a 'goth gf' without more than a superficial understanding of the subculture) you need to overdraw your lips with a lip liner. Even cis women need to do this with a dark enough color unless they're filled with lip injections. Putting black lipstick on a male makes the lips shrink into the void and is highly masculinizing. Watching a single makeup tutorial could impart this knowledge but none of these people feel the need to as they'll immediately be hugboxed by people calling their repulsive aesthetics hot.

I would be genuinely fascinated to see one of them fully done up in Pillow Talk makeup, which is probably the most famous collection for being 1) feminine and 2) natural. (Or "natural," anyway.) Would the flattering but low-contrast colors work better, or without a distracting visual anchor, just let the male features really shine through? I have no idea!

 

[Interchanger]

I would be genuinely fascinated to see one of them fully done up in Pillow Talk makeup, which is probably the most famous collection for being 1) feminine and 2) natural. (Or "natural," anyway.) Would the flattering but low-contrast colors work better, or without a distracting visual anchor, just let the male features really shine through? I have no idea!

I'm gonna make a wild guess here and say let the male features really shine through.

 

[LankletBob]

I know people like to laugh at the troons but I think I'll always feel bad for them. It's clearly mental illness, what they're doing actually makes perfect sense in those broke-brains of theirs. Can you imagine one day waking up without your cock because, at one point, you believed surgically mutilating yourself was such a good idea that you just couldn't ever find happiness without this mutilation? It's not a wonder that they're all so completely dead inside. Just gotta keep the lie going, groom as many as possible, there's nothing normal left to look forward to anymore. Grooming others and collecting games and toys is licherally all poor Kevin Gibes has left to live for.

I can tell you from personal experience that using tools is very therapeutic for the male psyche. Sure, you see older, rich guys trooning out, probably due to boredom or whatever. You never see the guy that's got his own garage, his own workshop, filled with tools and half finished projects, ever trooning out. If you know of an example where this was the case, I'd like to see it. If you're lurking and thinking of trooning out, maybe buy some tools first instead. You can get pretty good stuff used for less, cheaper than therapy or transition would cost, anyways. With tools you can build different things, or take different things apart. I've tried therapy with a number of therapists over the years for various stresses I've experienced in my life, nothing beats those tools though. You wanna sit there and talk about bullshit for an hour or try building something like a potato gun or laser etching/cutting CNC? You see what I mean? Not saying that talking isn't important, it is, but if you have good, honest people in your life then you might be able to get away without any therapy.

Seeing what Kevin would look like as a more normal male was depressing as fuck. If only he went outside more often... Bro, you can't get laid hiding behind a screen all day, it helps to get out of the house from time to time..

..oh wait.. nevermind.

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