Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[Uncle Buck]

Nearly in his seventies and acts like a coom-brained MALE.

Pushing seventy, yet developmentally stunted, somewhere in the 8-12 range. Interestingly, despite being about as emotionally mature as your [below] average middle-school boy, he believes himself to be an authority on what constitutes female sexual and emotional maturity.

 

[Owlflaps]

Pushing seventy, yet developmentally stunted, somewhere in the 8-12 range. Interestingly, despite being about as emotionally mature as your [below] average middle-school boy, he believes himself to be an authority on what constitutes female sexual and emotional maturity.

Yep, you heard it straight from the Wasserhog's mouth! Girls as young as 9 are sexually mature! They can totally get into sexual relationships and get married. No sir, they couldn't have possibly been in a sexually abusive household. There's no groomers, not at all!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Nearly in his seventies and acts like a coom-brained MALE.

Correct. Without wanting to sound gender essentialist, no women ever said she wanted to "cum herself to death". As a gross, penis-having man, I can confidently say that only gross, penis-having men say things like this.

Edit: Also I'm sure that people here know, but I'm gonna write this FYI none-the-less: Puberty occurring in girls as young as 9, or even 12, is actually a modern phenomena relating to nutrition (and childhood obesity). The onset of puberty is actually accelerated in modern societies because it's not just a function of age, but also growth and nutrition. In the "ancient cultures" Tom talks about, even ancient Judea, marriage before 14 was incredibly rare, and in most parts of the world (including the Americas) older marriages in the late teens to early 20's were the most common. People get this distorted idea of what marriage was like, because they misinterpret average life expectancy (which is artificially lowered in earlier eras by the high rate of deaths of children under five) and the marriages and betrothals of the nobility, which could feature children as young as infants being placed into arranged marriage structures for political reasons. But even in the case of the nobility, the consummation of the marriage basically happened at the normal age for marriage in the common people. So no, there isn't some long history of sexually mature nine-year-olds walking out and seducing people. That's fucking Lolita shit.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm kinda curious how Tom got exposed to a reddit copypasta through "facing trolls", and why he thought it was a good idea to share that knowing he's accused constantly of being a zoophile. No self awareness, I tell ya.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

So, do we think Tom got his car?

 

[repentance]

So, do we think Tom got his car?

I hope so.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I imagine no one will take him up, which will be three seats wasted. He could have bought 1 ticket, and given money to his precious abbo cause.

Tommie, of course, wants to wave his dollars around, and bribe folk to be companions. Sorry native folk.

Buying a gun would have been cheaper. He'd have all the companionship he wants in hell.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Tom, you should calm down before they have to put you away again like that time you worked yourself into a frenzy because that catman refused to give you cock because he knew you were a mentally ill transvestite playing dress up in his mother's clothes.

Remember Tom? You sobbed like a 5 year old because you were confronted with the reality you always knew? The reality that you're indeed a disgusting trash monster who should avoid sunlight to avoid scarring children. The reality that you will die alone covered in your own filth.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

12 hours and counting.

 

[Positron]

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I don't think Thomas's public posts are very upbeat or life affirming.

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"I found your condolences upsetting because my mom didn't know how to properly love me."
Why are you keep holding grudges to someone who has died? Especially when that someone raised you, fed you, and patiently put up with your bullshit all through the years. Reconciliation is God's greatest gift to men. Unwrap it.

Still, I think Mom Warthog must have done something wrong so that Piglet Warthog can happen; the apples, the tree.

"I don't know how to protect myself from their misdirected love without hurting them back."
Spare us this melodramatic bullshit. You have no thought to your mom and you hurt her without remorse.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Tommie feels like makin' love.

 

[Interchanger]

Tommie feels like makin' love.

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"I want somebody to make love to me the way I made love to women when I was pretending to be a cis guy." - Tommie Tooter, 2021

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserb

Just for the record Tommie, you want a women or man to rape you?

 

[Easy J]

You're ugly, dirty, and smelly, Tom. No one is gonna fuck you just because you want them to. You aren't special. Your feelings mean as much to others as their feelings did to you all these decades. Your present situation is self-inflicted karma.

Had you considered that other people have feelings and value you would've met the world halfway and maybe wouldn't be a lonely, reviled old man.

It's too late now but on the upside you're an unintentional entertainer seen by thousands, a cautionary tale wrapped in ditchweed smoke, body odor and roach feces, providing regular laughs to the audience paying your welfare.

If even a single Kiwi applied for jobs and put down the dope after reading your subforum your dumpster of a life wasn't entirely in vain.

 

[Owlflaps]

My god, Tom talks like a closeted gay.
No one is gonna hook up with an elderly schizo. I know troons are damaged goods coming out the gate, but they're not gonna be desperate enough to fuck a gross, old bottom feeder like you.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"I want somebody to make love to me the way I made love to women when I was pretending to be a cis guy." - Tommie Tooter, 2021

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserb

Just for the record Tommie, you want a women or man to rape you?

I mean, for the authentic experience, he’d need to be underage.

 

[Interchanger]

I mean, for the authentic experience, he’d need to be underage.

Unfortunately Tommie will have to be raped as a senior citizen. Maybe we should call Chris Chan up, when he gets out of jail. Apparently he likes old cootch.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

AGP, AGP,AGP. Might as well go down the checklist. Even the trans man thing is still AGP, because he still wants a pussy to shove his disgusting hobo dick into. Even is his weird reverse gay fantasies, he's still focused on himself as a woman. He's a typical low status dude who got obsessed with the power women had over him, and his inability to get it, probably because his damaged balls and low testosterone made him very weak and cowardly, and so turned women off. So now he fetishizes the idea of women's sexuality as something he can steal, if he can't be a man.

You tell me I'm wrong Tom, but every post just adds more evidence that I'm right.

Also if Tom is taking Estrogen then he's definitely had negative effects on his sperm count and is probably infertile (especially at his age). So the cis kids fantasy is fucking creepy. Fucking let go, you old psycho.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Think YOU are having a bad day?
The NSA are stealing your words, because they're too dangerous.

Not only that, people might be coming to do violence. They don't seem to care that Tom will kill. Or have his bodyguard do it.

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

Imagine being so deluded you believe your nasty swamp-ass meth-teeth pensioner body is going to sexually attract anyone other than opportunistic rapists, who would likely fuck roadkill over you anyway.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

he actually hired someone lol