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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 29 50.0%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 6 10.3%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 23 39.7%
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REGENDarySumanai said:
I feel bad for the cashier who has to take them.
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Cashier? Meigh will canter off to the welfare office and pick up the bounty. Sheā€™ll probably have to Uber there with the baby in tow since Ethan will be busy dominating his sector with tradcath white heroism. And thereā€™s no fucking way heā€™s wasting money on a car seat for that infant. Hereā€™s hoping the Uber drivers play it safe with the horse holding her foal in the backseat.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Ethan Ralph might eat plain steak in Vegas, but once babby is born heā€™ll be gunt-deep in WIC provisions. Iā€™m sure heā€™s already drooling in anticipation over the free peanut butter and government cheese.
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Unfortunately since itā€™s a newborn the wic will only be covering formula for a while. Though when they are toddlers wic give a bit of stuff, about $130 worth of groceries here.
 
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ralph taking it up with his drug of choice oxyberries
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Konstantin Romanov said:
The Sacklers actually invented oxycontin purely to entrap and discredit saviour of the white race Ethan Ralph via the pillstream. The opioid epidemic was merely collateral damage to their attempts to destroy the Guntermensch.
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The Sacklers are related to the Vickers. Unemployed Wine Mother Mrs Vickers is actually a rich heiress to the Sackler Fortune.

Itā€™s been a blood feud going back 1,000 years between the Ralphā€™s and the Sacklers
 
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Ralph watched Josh's latest stream and felt the need to defend Gab and Andrew Torba's honour:
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Of course, like many other issues he talks about, Ralph then goes into the defensive and gets assmad about people making fun of him, gets into a slapfight with Josh, and tries to boast about his pitiful view numbers and how much money that he got from his paypigs. (Keep in mind that this meltdown is still going on).
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Neko GF said:
Ralph watched Josh's latest stream and felt the need to defend Gab and Andrew Torba's honour:
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Of course, like many other issues he talks about, Ralph then goes into the defensive and gets assmad about people making fun of him, gets into a slapfight with Josh, and tries to boast about his pitiful view numbers and how much money that he got from his paypigs. (Keep in mind that this meltdown is still going on).
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For those that need a tl;dr
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Stasi said:
The cope over numbers is my favourite part. Why does he keep bringing up his twitter account and how many followers he has when he can't get more than 2 likes and even those are from Gator and his sock account?
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His past internet fame as a GGer is all he has left, of course he clings desperately to what remains of it. What else does he have to be proud of?
 
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Neko GF said:
Ralph watched Josh's latest stream and felt the need to defend Gab and Andrew Torba's honour:
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Of course, like many other issues he talks about, Ralph then goes into the defensive and gets assmad about people making fun of him, gets into a slapfight with Josh, and tries to boast about his pitiful view numbers and how much money that he got from his paypigs. (Keep in mind that this meltdown is still going on).
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kek at that last image
 
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Neko GF said:
Ralph watched Josh's latest stream and felt the need to defend Gab and Andrew Torba's honour:
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Of course, like many other issues he talks about, Ralph then goes into the defensive and gets assmad about people making fun of him, gets into a slapfight with Josh, and tries to boast about his pitiful view numbers and how much money that he got from his paypigs. (Keep in mind that this meltdown is still going on).
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itĀ“s amazing how he cannot let anything slide... he cannot log off a platform he admittedly hates just to "set the record straight" on his viewership numbers. Keep in mind the audience in said platform is primed to take a piss off of him and his attempts to own the trolls will obviously fall on deaf ears. Despite all his fat, what a miniscule "man"...
 
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It's so sad if you think about it. Baked had every chance to make it big but he had to be a fucking slimey idiot. Now he streams for 20 people and gets pennies for it. Great job dude.

I wonder what Ralph thinks of baked, since both orbit Alice.
. You think Ralph is mad that baked hit it first?
 
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