Because he knows how immature he looks when he's in a vest, especially with how popular the platinum one was. He finds it so degrading. He wants to be seen as a "mature" streamer who people go to for his "insightful" takes and "chill" gameplay and the dressing up makes look as dumb as his audience.
That’s what a bunch of Twitch streamers do. Especially a lot of the Chess GMs like Hikaru Nakamura and Ben Feingold.
"Well chat looks like we've hit the TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR GOAL! That means IT IS TIME for... the ghost costume wooooo ACK ACK ACK ACK!!! Alright I see a bunch of no-lifes in the stream calling it klan robes. THEY'RE NOT KLAN ROBES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! God people are so fucking stupid. *snort*"
Imagine charging that 2x a day every day the fans would either go wild and bankrupt or just flat out not pay at all...
Back in my windows movie maker days, it took me like 1-3 hours to edit something. Only time it took longer was if I didn’t have access to the content that I needed. I did AMVs & I actually remember a specific video I did where I couldn’t finish it because the episodes that I needed where yet to be released. Keep in mind I was only 16 at the time, so if a 16 year old can edit efficiently with windows movie maker of all things, than a nearly 40 year old Dave has no excuse!
Man I cannot think of a video that makes him look good. Like he only has beating video games. And he is such a poor winner obnoxious fag during that. That its almost worse
So yes. Like I keep saying. Because Street Fighter can be a bit frame perfect, this is a real thing. But you know what a real lag strat is? Its doing shit that makes your opponent guess. The easiest example is a cross up. Which is a kind of jumping attack that hits you from behind. Easy enough to block, if you see it. But, in lag its tougher. Also attacking with fast attacks. Normally there is a small window in between them, but if youre delayed it can be tough to hit that window.
I guess reaction times for wheelchair bound fans are out of the question
What infuriates me about it phill always says gross, eww , yucky really childish shit about a sex scene like it's not natural to have sex and be attracted to people.
I was already convinced that him and Khet never consummated their marriage months ago when he got baited into yet another "video game sexuality and maturity" rant and said something bizarre, I don't remember the exact quote but he said something like "Me and muh waif enjoy sex in our own way." He's one or two of those rants away from saying "a female breast feels like a bag of sand." He probably thinks that consummating a marriage means CONSOOMING the food that's prepared for the marriage celebrations.
You dumb fucking piggly nigger, you've been uploading your bullshit zero-effort videos to YouTube for like a decade. What fucking editing are you doing that it takes "24+ hours." You don't do any editing ever. The difference between your videos and basically any other gameplay video is night and day. You are literally just shoveling shit onto the platform and you can't even do that right.
Holy shit that had to be intentional.
What reason does he have not to do basic maintenance on a PC? Are layouts really that different between versions of Windows for him? Everyone who ever owned a PC gets it maintained and this lazy pigger just bricks them so he can buy the latest most expensive one. Mentality of a child.
Didn't Phil keep his virginity until he groomed PandaLee into sex? I doubt he has ever been sexually competent and a lot of his lies about his college days and acting tough are all a huge cope.
If Phil could every say "wow...he is just...better" and skip past anger and denial and all that shit and get right to acceptance he could then focus on improving.
He has no idea what he's doing and is afraid it might not come up once after a simple reboot. That would put him completely out of business. Living life just one borked Windows Update away from homelessness.
