DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

To be fair, when DSP says his windows explorer isn't working I think he means the file system gui for windows. It is also called explorer. That can crash and it takes out the bottom bar of windows as well and can make navigating windows a bit tricky. However, only a handful of times that I can remember, maybe even just once have I had it crash and not immediately start loading back up and that was probably on XP or ME.
Phil is a lot of things but if he's an Internet Explorer User I might just lose it.

Even if that is what he means, what’s the problem? Wouldn’t a reboot be likely to fix it? I’m sure that’s what Phil meant when he said “full system refresh”, verbiage I’m confident he used on purpose to refer to an automated process that shouldn’t take more than five minutes. He wouldn’t have even needed to do a hard reset; ctrlaltdel would’ve brought up the option to restart regardless of whether Explorer was running.

This was “I don’t wanna, better fool my retard fans into thinking I can’t instead so they’ll defend me when everyone else starts calling me a craven faggot”. Bet.

 

[Iron Hamster]

"Well chat looks like we've hit the TWO HUNDRED DOLLAR GOAL! That means IT IS TIME for... the ghost costume wooooo ACK ACK ACK ACK!!! Alright I see a bunch of no-lifes in the stream calling it klan robes. THEY'RE NOT KLAN ROBES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! God people are so fucking stupid. *snort*"

I want to see him pull the 'cloak of invisibility' goal scam.

This part was very fucking awkward:

Assassin in chat: "You talk like you've never had sex though."

Phil: "No no no no no, YOU talk like you've never had sex! Because in real life when you actually...regularly...have INTERCOURSE...with someone you love, it's not a big deal."

Intercourse!? Jesus fucking Christ, he's a freak. Also damn, sex ain't a big deal? He's talking like he and Kat have been married for 20 years. She must be miserable, or getting side-dick.

Also, any other time the commentary on Phil's streams are dick/balls/shit/anus/homoerotic humor but as soon as a woman is involved Phil becomes Ol' Grandpa Burnell the Puritan. He wonders why he views his own chat as immature, because he's in denial over the kind of streams he runs.

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You're forever a children's entertainer.

That's exactly why he used 'intercourse' like he's a seventh grade sex ed teacher. He knows he's a childrens entertainer

Probably from some fucking shit street pajeet on a potato phone that doesn't know any better?

lol. This made me picture one haji bluetoothing his stream to a tv in a curry cafe while the rest of the village watches and laughs. 1 view.

 

[Corpun]

He has no idea what he's doing and is afraid it might not come up once after a simple reboot. That would put him completely out of business. Living life just one borked Windows Update away from homelessness.

I really hope one of these days most of his hardware bricks from low maintenance. Piggy would probably be so desperate he tries to stream games from his Phone all while shamelessly ebegging for new hardware.

I don't want to hear the desperation so much as the frequent lashing out at people who aren't entirely under pignosis asking why his business didn't plan for such events. I'm sure Piggy has a list of excuses like its not actually a business and how are you supposed to plan for that (despite ranting about companies not preparing for a global supply chain crisis weeks ago).

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Piggy would probably be so desperate he tries to stream games from his Phone all while shamelessly ebegging for new hardware.

that would be great if he has to point his phone at the tv like classic phil and stream that way

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Even if that is what he means, what’s the problem? Wouldn’t a reboot be likely to fix it? I’m sure that’s what Phil meant when he said “full system refresh”, verbiage I’m confident he used on purpose to refer to an automated process that shouldn’t take more than five minutes. He wouldn’t have even needed to do a hard reset; ctrlaltdel would’ve brought up the option to restart regardless of whether Explorer was running.

This was “I don’t wanna, better fool my retard fans into thinking I can’t instead so they’ll defend me when everyone else starts calling me a craven faggot”. Bet.

Phil is the epitome of cluelessness and refuses to learn. Honestly, you would think that his skull was made of the densest material ever known.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

What reason does he have not to do basic maintenance on a PC? Are layouts really that different between versions of Windows for him? Everyone who ever owned a PC gets it maintained and this lazy pigger just bricks them so he can buy the latest most expensive one. Mentality of a child.

As some have already concluded (and to no one’s surprise) it‘s pure laziness. Phil couldn’t even be bothered to go online to fix his PS3 not connecting to the PS Store over a simple error that‘s been documented in several places. Not to mention the fact that, again, he doesn’t even turn off his PC or do the updates. Cue the video of him unboxing his lemon and whining about it.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

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some wierd drama between ansheng and philpac. couldn't catch it in time but looks like he had a twitch acc.

Spoiler: PhilPac Chat

Spoiler: Ansheng chat

 

[Wurstbrot]

What infuriates me about it phill always says gross, eww , yucky really childish shit about a sex scene like it's not natural to have sex and be attracted to people.

Haha, yes he usually makes a big deal about anything even vaguely sexualized. Nobody wants dating, the topic of dating, gameplay about dating and similars in their videogames. And whoever creates a game like that or anyone who enjoys that (or simply has no problem with that) is a nudnik of highest caliber.
Phil, when this topic makes you uncomfortable then this tells quite a lot about your personal life. "Not a big deal" haha, oh my sides.

Edit: Just for reference, Phil. When I have regular sex then this makes this topic even MORE comfortable for me. Talks about fetishes and so on, no big deal. Me and my girl share with each other. This is the polar opposite of what you say, Phil. This is how "sex is not a big deal" and not your twisted talk of virgin styled abstinence and verbal "yikes".

What reason does he have not to do basic maintenance on a PC? Are layouts really that different between versions of Windows for him? Everyone who ever owned a PC gets it maintained and this lazy pigger just bricks them so he can buy the latest most expensive one. Mentality of a child.

I mean an update might reset some devices, but then you just put them back on. He might already know this and this is WAY to much work for a single gamer who just wants to have fun. Either that or he imagines the newest Windows as a confusing futuristic cyberpunk styled virtual reality environment.
But no, it's lazyness. When you sit for a decade in an isolated room, getting comfortable there, then even the thought of an additional step is already exhausting. Makes sense, we talk about the guy who describes every single mundane step of his life as herculean tasks of constantly moving and working when he just takes a sip of his gin mug.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Even if that is what he means, what’s the problem? Wouldn’t a reboot be likely to fix it? I’m sure that’s what Phil meant when he said “full system refresh”, verbiage I’m confident he used on purpose to refer to an automated process that shouldn’t take more than five minutes. He wouldn’t have even needed to do a hard reset; ctrlaltdel would’ve brought up the option to restart regardless of whether Explorer was running.

This was “I don’t wanna, better fool my retard fans into thinking I can’t instead so they’ll defend me when everyone else starts calling me a craven faggot”. Bet.

He really doesn't like to restart or turn off his PC. He left his other laptop on for years and would get super butthurt when it froze and he had to restart it. He refuses to run any updates as well since they usually require a restart. I think he even mentioned issues with the new laptop having the chat and other stuff freeze just like they did on the old one.

Mr used to build PC's and host lan parties is more boomer with his pc/laptop then most peoples parents.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

What reason does he have not to do basic maintenance on a PC? Are layouts really that different between versions of Windows for him? Everyone who ever owned a PC gets it maintained and this lazy pigger just bricks them so he can buy the latest most expensive one. Mentality of a child.

Phil is extremely paranoid. I wouldn't be surprised if he's of the mindset that if you turn your PC or console off, it might not start again. Therefore, keep it running forever. If it's not broke, don't fix it, don't do anything at all.

There also used to be a myth for us Gen X/Early Millennials that shutting down and rebooting your PC made things worse, which was bullshit, but I could see why people thought that with how unstable older Windows versions were and how mechanical drives work. And that it cost electricity, bullshit with Phil's scenario.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Late on this buuuuuuuuuut I do find it fascinating..

So skips KoF cause he doesn't want to just play an "hour and a half" of a fighting game so instead plays "two full hours" of Halo MP, then goes OT so he could have played more of KoF even with that missing Phantom 30 mins that disappears when you play a fighting game over an FPS

But then he couldn't shit talk to people who can't hear him like a 13-year-old on xbox live who's mommy wasn't in the room, jesus that was pathetic especially after that last stream where he sperged out cause he was in a higher MMR due to being grouped with someone better than him.

So I assume again being the go-to for gaming news and the stream fighting game fans don't want to miss, he'll talk about the surprise character reveal for DBFZ, GO1 upset and DNF Duel got a release window...ahh who am I kidding.

Though, Phil, hi...

Watching you get your shit pushed in so hard future you got constipated by some dude playing hugo as you claim it's lag and online pattern play in a match where he double perfected you, shut you down so bad that even random wake up moves got parried. It was one of those beatdowns that make a person stop playing. Now as a fighting game fan, that was a don't miss stream.

 

[Pargon]

He really doesn't like to restart or turn off his PC. He left his other laptop on for years and would get super butthurt when it froze and he had to restart it. He refuses to run any updates as well since they usually require a restart. I think he even mentioned issues with the new laptop having the chat and other stuff freeze just like they did on the old one.

Mr used to build PC's and host lan parties is more boomer with his pc/laptop then most peoples parents.

The only person I’ve ever know to exhibit an attitude like this is a family member who I convinced that every time any device with an operating system updates it will inevitably fuck up and cease to function to the point of being useless, and this includes the restarts I did for their equipment with them present following fixing them after their retarded son got viruses loaded on all of them trying to download “free” pornography. If the device was one nanosecond slower rebooting than usual they would immediately accost me with demands to know what I “did” to it.

Phil has built a living on objects he fears and refuses to understand.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Phil is extremely paranoid. I wouldn't be surprised if he's of the mindset that if you turn your PC or console off, it might not start again. Therefore, keep it running forever. If it's not broke, don't fix it, don't do anything at all.

Obviously the computer manufacturers haven't emailed him and instructed him to do so.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Obviously the computer manufacturers haven't emailed him and instructed him to do so.

This is still the best representation of Phil using a computer. And his intelligence level.

 

[Brother Wind]

You dumb fucking piggly nigger, you've been uploading your bullshit zero-effort videos to YouTube for like a decade. What fucking editing are you doing that it takes "24+ hours."

I think he means because of his ghetto ass methods that its gonna take 24 hours to show up as eligible or show up as done. Because the baked in editor has some automatic tools that strip out stuff. He had this kinda wait for the music copyright.

I cannot believe you thought he was actually doing work.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Hi Phil, it's your friend Derich the doggo again. You keep saying that gaming is your hobby as well as your job, I'm sure this confusion was caused by your moron teachers back in the day so I have prepared this to help you out so you don't have to look quite as stupid in the future:

Hope it helps. I'll leave you to have meaningful intercourse with your mom wife.

There also used to be a myth for us Gen X/Early Millennials that shutting down and rebooting your PC made things worse, which was bullshit, but I could see why people thought that with how unstable older Windows versions were and how mechanical drives work. And that it cost electricity, bullshit with Phil's scenario.

Yeah I remember that from back in the day, but you have to be a monumental retard to still believe this today........oh yeah DSP...never mind.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think he means because of his ghetto ass methods that its gonna take 24 hours to show up as eligible or show up as done. Because the baked in editor has some automatic tools that strip out stuff. He had this kinda wait for the music copyright.

I cannot believe you thought he was actually doing work.

That makes sense. I was having trouble reconciling the scenario.

 

[DZoomer]

One thing that was great about last night's stream was that Phil couldn't reach the hat goal even though he tried to sell it and sneakbeg about it as much as possible, since he has a "NEW ELIGIBLE HAT!!!".

One year ago, whenever Phil announced a "hot new reward" his simps would trample over each other for the privilege of being the one to bankroll the stream to see the reward. Now we have:

• increasingly more common unanswered whale calls
• more and more streams being bankrolled by 3 people or less
• paypigs not caring about new rewards
• paypigs not giving him any tips during the prestream retardation

These small things are the cracks that I love seeing in Phil's positive, chill narrative that everything is great and everyone is just jealous of him. Oh, and he's the happiest he's ever been. You know, being bankrupt, addicted to a shitty gacha and in a loveless marriage. What an enviable position to be in.

Your ship is sinking at an alarming speed, Phil. A normal man would be desperately looking for alternative sources of income. But keep coasting, it'll all work out in the end, right?

 

[YokuNama]

Sure Phil here's a couple:

What are you getting for your wife this Christmas?

"Thats none of your business"

What do you think your wife is getting you?

"Thats none of your business"

Why are you taking a Christmas Eve night and all of Christmas off if you have no kids, no family near you, and while claiming to be broke all the time?

"Alright, Yokonama is now banned for insulting me and asking personal questions that have nothing to do with the stream. So, fuck you. No, seriously, FUCK YOU."

 

[detractorzer0]

PC1: Came with some case damage. It also did not recognize a stick of ram. Phil couldn't figure out why. He also said "People were complaining there was too much ram in it anyway, so fuck off there's only 8 (seal laugh)." He also booted up TF2 to try out his new PC when the guys that built it put Crysis on it. Has no idea what graphics settings are.

3k Lemon: Bought from Cyberpower PC, less than a week after first PC "won't boot up." Says he had PC1 put together by amateurs as a favor to THEM. Says it was done incorrectly. Proceeds to talk shit about how the old pc was damaged. New PC is received damage. Tested the pc with RAGE on max settings. Even though RAGE is notorious for running like absolute dog shit on some systems. CPU is pegged at 100%. "I can't play PC games." Blames viewers for picking the components for him. Uses the PC for streaming everyday and probably still hasn't figured out what's wrong with it, if there is anything wrong with it.

I really hope he does get a new PC. I hope someone "gifts" it to him and he does another unboxing of another PC he doesn't know how to use. Then he'll toss the blame onto whatever whale paid for it, and it'll be used the same way his 3k gaming pc is used. 3k lemon will go in the closet with his older pc and his box full of video backup harddrives and the cycle continues.