Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Archie_Kimkicker]

I will not rest until the fat man is cooing and giggling with Masaokis. Let's make this happen.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

I will not rest until the fat man is cooing and giggling with Masaokis. Let's make this happen.

Even if they agreed to it, it wouldn't happen.

Even if Jack wasn't afraid of going to Canada because Trudeau would send Communist Death Squads after him or something...Jack ain't getting across the border anytime soon without proof of vaccination. Even if he somehow made it to Masaokis' house, the hoard pile would not allow for Scooty Puff manoeuvring.

Masaokis would probably try to meet but end up somehow driving to the top of the tallest peak in the Rockies and make a short video where he's baffled at how he got there and then see if he can make a Sambuca Popsicle recipe, followed by minutes of him struggling to get frozen Sambuca out of the bottle. Within three hours he'll have teleported back to his home in Quebec and give up on the whole affair.

Theoretically if they did meet up, Jack would constantly interrupt him or act like a dick and that just wouldn't be fucking cool. Masaokis videos are treasures when they come out and seeing Jack ruin one wouldn't be remotely funny.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He likely is "cheating" on the holidays since it's seen as acceptable, especially if he's creating the dinner where a little cripple boy says "God bless us". Now if he continues to slam sugar and fruits down his gob after the hols, you know that Jack has said fuck it and is embracing the diabetic coma.

It's like everybody who says, "I'll start going to the gym in January" as an excuse to over indulge during the holidays. If you're concerned about your health or your weight you start NOW. It's the holidays? Too bad. What's more important to you? Your health or shoving large amounts of sugar and fat down your festering gob just because it's Christmas?

It shows how weak willed he truly is.

 

[salmonellajack]

who remembers the time Jack ordered 32 wings for just him

 

[rubytintedchix]

He already does. It's his live streams.

EDIT: Jack, I thought you refused to collaborate with any youtuber unless they had over 2k subs? Have you been trying to reach out to famous youtubers again, only to get shut down?

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I wonder if the fine folks in Dolly’s team finally sent him a rejection letter.

 

[Aaway]

retarded boomer doesn't know how tiktok works. no one who uploads videos of them lip-syncing a song while doing a stupid dance is trying to pass it off as their own work

 

[rubytintedchix]

retarded boomer doesn't know how tiktok works. no one who uploads videos of them lip-syncing a song while doing a stupid dance is trying to pass it off as their own work

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What a shock, Jack still doesn’t understand what fair use means.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Me: Let's invent a youtube channel where we steal recipes and thumbnail images from established food bloggers, don't give them any credit, and make it look like it's our own work.
Friends: you mean like the Cooking With Jack show?
Me: oh

 

[SteveGoatman]

who remembers the time Jack ordered 32 wings for just him

Jesus....pizza dough wrapped cream cheese with jalapenos and ranch or blue cheese dipping sauce....32 wings, at least one of them with what looked like high sugar coating, and again with tubs of dipping sauce...and basically entire pizzas (they can call them whatever they want, it's a pizza folded in half)...stunning that they are all overweight.

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

retarded boomer doesn't know how tiktok works. no one who uploads videos of them lip-syncing a song while doing a stupid dance is trying to pass it off as their own work

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Of course Jack still doesn't get that people mainly go on TikTok to either 1) watch thots dance or 2) upload themselves dancing so people can wack off to them. Makes sense, masturbation is a sin and we all know Jack is against all sinful behavior, right?!

Jack truly is fucking spare parts.

 

[captkrisma]

Me: Let's make a YouTube where we eat shitty food in really obscure locations only to say the final results are "good" and to implore my viewers to visit despite them having no real reason to visit!

Friend: You mean Jack on the Go?

Me: FUCK.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I swear he has bpd or something. One minute he’s screaming at people for no reason and the next he’s think he’s the second coming and preaching love and forgiveness. You aren’t Christ, Jack.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

who remembers the time Jack ordered 32 wings for just him

I forgot how fucking infuriating the early Covid videos were. Surely even Jack would think minutes of him scrolling through an ordering app would be a waste of fucking time for the video?

Oh well, at least he's not bitching about the magic table.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I forgot how fucking infuriating the early Covid videos were. Surely even Jack would think minutes of him scrolling through an ordering app would be a waste of fucking time for the video?

Oh well, at least he's not bitching about the magic table.

I guess he want to show the “process” but he’s a boomer with tech. Both of those things don’t mix well and he seems a little bit upset.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I guess he want to show the “process” but he’s a boomer with tech. Both of those things don’t mix well and he seems a little bit upset.

My favorite JOTG Covid video was the one where he doxed Tammy’s info. I think he deleted it and re-uploaded. I can’t remember which one it was, but it was very similar to this one.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

My favorite JOTG Covid video was the one where he doxed Tammy’s info. I think he deleted it and re-uploaded. I can’t remember which one it was, but it was very similar to this one.

I remember that. I always love how older people bitch about tech but at the same time use it and do dumb shit like that. People like Jack just need to stay away from anything that runs on electricity

 

[EvilDroid64]

My favorite JOTG Covid video was the one where he doxed Tammy’s info. I think he deleted it and re-uploaded. I can’t remember which one it was, but it was very similar to this one.

It was Pizza Delivery Wars:

The relevant information from the original video is on page 546 of this thread.

 

[captkrisma]

Oh well, at least he's not bitching about the magic table.

For now. Everyone in Tennessee forgets just how liberal Nashville really is until they live in Nashville.

So you might wonder why Jack adds in do many chilies in adobo sauce...the reason is because of the beer he uses and he fucks up the clawhammer chili because of it.

Believe it or not, but beers also have a measure of bitterness similar to the Scoville unit for heat, the International Bitterness Unit (IBU). Ranges from 0-100, with certain beers (Pale Ales) being defined based off of their IBU. Laguitas, Jack's go-to beer for chili, is at 55 IBU, while Clawhammer sits at 25. Little did Jack know that he was sabotaging his own shitty recipe when he added his typical Tammy repellant.

 

[TurdFondler]

I swear he has bpd or something.

Untreated diabetes can lead to mood swings

 

[DX10]

Putting an ale in a chili seems like a really bad idea to me, honestly. I'm sure I could be proven wrong but I drink a lot of ales and the bitterness of them and their broadness of flavor really seems more like a complementary flavor rather than one you'd integrate. I love a pint with a Ploughman's or a pie, but whenever it's mixed in it always tastes imbalanced. Can't imagine it in something as complexly-flavored as chili.