Jack was on the midnight shift as well. Minimal talking (if at all), the levels are all set from the rest of the day (only need to touch the faders and what CD player is 'live' or 'cued'), and the automation (read: MP3s off the computer) is on standby in case you need to take a shit or grab a coffee or something.
He also got told exactly what to play too by both his boss and the audience, meaning he literally just needed to follow a script. But because he's a narcissistic baby who was raised in a prison attic, he whined and played what he wanted instead, because fuck other people.
What he was supposed to play:
Not to mention that the overnight shift is the entry level position where you put new employees. If they screw up, then it’s no big deal since few are listening. The standards of success are really, really low. The station is essentially just making sure that you meet the basic standard of being a functioning adult and that you’re not a retard sped.
He started playing Christmas music on Halloween.
That’s the type of garbage cookbook that Jack would buy or at least thumb through, so I could see him stealing it. It looks like Jack has abanded his dumb “back to basics” failure. He hasn’t done one of those since September, and that was a “classic” video back from when he had two functioning arms.
It's because he's not actually going back to basics. Truly back to basics would be making something like stock. It's literally cooking 101. His "back to basics" is simply an old episode that he's repackaged.
To me he looks like a retarded version of Salman Rushdie lol!
Considering Jack is racist to boot it would be fucking hilarious if they thought he was a latino man called Jesus because of that lol!
Weight loss is something that demands dedication and discipline, Jack uses his "lazy man" methods for fucking everything and it shows how little he has of both. If anything he is stubborn as shit thanks to his narcissism, like with keeping his channel alive despite it being dead, refusing to learn the basics and humble himself and cutting down on sugar while still eating like shit just to pat his own ego. If Jack put even a bit of the effort he puts in the retarded shit he does towards fitting himself into a better diet or simply being a nicer person in general he would show some fucking results that would convince anyone other than himself lol!
That’s the thing, up until a few videos ago Jack was using sugar substitutes. For these Christmas videos he’s off the wagon entirely using powdered sugar and brown sugar and alcohol with sugars in it. And fruit! Does anyone remember him saying he doesn’t eat fresh fruit because of the sugar content and that sugar caused his strokes?
He likely is "cheating" on the holidays since it's seen as acceptable, especially if he's creating the dinner where a little cripple boy says "God bless us". Now if he continues to slam sugar and fruits down his gob after the hols, you know that Jack has said fuck it and is embracing the diabetic coma.
Yes that checks out, the fresh fruit with antioxidants and vitamins is what caused his health aliments, not the piles of processed food and bacon grease. Fruit has sugar, and sugar is bad.
You just know this fat son of a bitch will have some ridiculous new weight loss resolution come January
He already does. It's his live streams.
rob chimes in with exactly what we were all thinking. and jack is lying out of his ass as usual. he's made it clear on numerous occasions that he would never collaborate with any youtuber under 2k subs. not that it matters anyways, because lol @ any established youtuber wanting to collab with jack
Jack translation: Everyone needs to do everything for me and agree with me and then everything will be perfect.
