🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nod Flenders]

hmm interesting... 3.5/5 is a nice score, someone should ask the Ralphamale about Rick & Morty to bump that score to 4.5/5...


BONUS: If the shoe fits...

So the "savior of the white race" is into BBC cuckold porn? Color me shocked!

 

[deeman]

He also had more friends then, so I imagine his personal, off screen life was a lot more stable and positive. He also didn't have as much stuff people made fun of him for, he had only a small thread here that was mostly in favor of him since he hadn't become such a bitter asshole. He's really a different person now then when that photo was taken and not in a good way.

And this was the first time atleast i saw how he looked like, and i laughed my ass off since he by that time was trying to come off as "i was super ripped in jail, but i have lost some muscle as of now, will train and get ripped again soon LOL".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And this was the first time atleast i saw how he looked like, and i laughed my ass off since he by that time was trying to come off as "i was super ripped in jail, but i have lost some muscle as of now, will train and get ripped again soon LOL".

Did he really claim to have ever been ripped?! Lmaoooo

 

[deeman]

Did he really claim to have ever been ripped?! Lmaoooo

Yeah, i can't remember wich stream but it was before it was, atleast for us non-GGers, not general knowledge how he looked like, it was something like the only thing he did in jail was pulling weights and shit but since he got out he's been letting it go, and something along the lines that he still had the base for getting super ripped again. I hope somebody knows what i'm talking about because i would love to find it again.

EDIT: It must've been Killstream right around the fight though. My guess would be he said that because Warski was boasting about his progress in his training for said fight.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

something along the lines that he still had the base for getting super ripped again

The only things that have ever been “super ripped” on Ethan Ralph are the buttons on the size XXXXXL shirt he tried to squeeze his gunt into.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yeah, i can't remember wich stream but it was before it was, atleast for us non-GGers, not general knowledge how he looked like, it was something like the only thing he did in jail was pulling weights and shit but since he got out he's been letting it go, and something along the lines that he still had the base for getting super ripped again. I hope somebody knows what i'm talking about because i would love to find it again.

EDIT: It must've been Killstream right around the fight though. My guess would be he said that because Warski was boasting about his progress in his training for said fight.

Iirc there was a passive aggressive Twitter spat from gunt to people who knew what he looks like

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

When he gets out from under his legal woes, he needs to follow the logical career arc and turn his vices into virtues and just enter politics. Start local. The blacks will love him.
The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[PhoBingas]

When he gets out from under his legal woes, he needs to follow the logical career arc and turn his vices into virtues and just enter politics. Start local. The blacks will love him.
The resemblance is uncanny.

Gunt wishes he could smoke rocks with the ghost of Rob Ford.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

When he gets out from under his legal woes, he needs to follow the logical career arc and turn his vices into virtues and just enter politics. Start local. The blacks will love him.
The resemblance is uncanny.

Don’t you dare tarnish the best mayor of Toronto’s good name by comparing him to Ralph.

The wrong Ford Brother Died

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

Ralph seething over Jake Paul:
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When even Baked is less of a fence sitter than you...
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That fucking picture of baked made me laugh so hard. Just goes to show you how fucking joyless gunty is

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Don’t you dare tarnish the best mayor of Toronto’s good name by comparing him to Ralph.

The wrong Ford Brother Died

RIP Legend

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Don’t you dare tarnish the best mayor of Toronto’s good name by comparing him to Ralph.

The wrong Ford Brother Died

Ralph wishes he could run this fast:

Or pass a football this expertly:

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ralph wishes he could run this fast:

Or pass a football this expertly:

Ford has Fat Guy Strength. Meanwhile the Gunt had toothpick legs and is exhausted just strolling around Vegas

 

[ChadBrazilian]

So the "savior of the white race" is into BBC cuckold porn?

We can also assume that he likes to watch scat porn on top of that. What is more humiliating and disgusting is up to you.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I am saddened because if Chris Farley was alive today he would play the perfect Rob Ford. I guess he could play Ralph too but Ralph is a nobody so it would never happen. Now that I think about it he would be funnier as Gator anyway.

Jesus Ralph, get your shit together.

 

[GuntN7]

What is more humiliating and disgusting is up to you.

A true & honest ralphamale has to have a big humiliation fetish. Interracial, cuckoldry and coprophilia are very based and very redpilled. How else can you explain the ralphamale get away with humiliating all these paypigs to fuel his hot sex life of thumbing, sniffing and watching ?

 

[Cat Phuckers]

Ralph seems to really hate this dog. Sorta reminds me of a particular piece of kitchen furniture from his childhood. Is this perhaps part of a greater pattern...?

https://twitter.com/theralphretort/status/1473121664439304192 (Archive)

 

[Hüftpriester]

I am saddened because if Chris Farley was alive today he would play the perfect Rob Ford. I guess he could play Ralph too but Ralph is a nobody so it would never happen. Now that I think about it he would be funnier as Gator anyway.

Jesus Ralph, get your shit together.

Ralph would insist on playing himself in any kind of series or biopic. His performance as the fat kid in Bad Santa was pretty good, but that was a while ago.

I think Danny Devito would be the best choice. He'd have to wear a fat suit but they're the same height. Devito is also used to playing grotesque characters like Frank from Always Sunny. It would be right in his wheelhouse.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If Louie Anderson gains weight, loses hair and walks on his knees, he could play Ethan Ralph at age 34. Louie is also a closeted faggot who sexually preys on and assaults teenagers, so he can really tap into Ethan’s essence.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If Louie Anderson gains weight, loses hair and walks on his knees, he could play Ethan Ralph at age 34. Louie is also a closeted faggot who sexually preys on and assaults teenagers, so he can really tap into Ethan’s essence.

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I always pegged Louie as a good Boogie. 99% of his comedy is about being fat and depressed, he'd get a scene on the killstream portion of the movie.

Maybe we should give this whole thing up and just have Ralph played by a god damn muppet.