US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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CDC: Omicron now a majority of US COVID-19 cases — 73 percent

The omicron variant now makes up a majority of COVID-19 cases in the United States, at 73.2 percent, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said in updated figures released on Monday.
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Congrats covid is dead .
Long live omicron.

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guess he staring understand he a public speaker now & his normal life is over.

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looks like next push is starting
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Oxous said:
Biden has a new dog named "Commander". This is an event on par with Build Back Better in terms of importance to the President's agenda and is surely a sign of divine favor.
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Oh no, the oval pawfice will be reborn even faggier than before, hide yo dogs from getting raped.


edit: the rich kid pretending to be country boy capitol police officer is quitting being a cop to go work for CNN

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RumblyTumbly said:
I'll say it again. I don't know a single unvaxxed person that has even gotten sick, much less been hospitalized or died. All the people I know that are getting sick have been vaxxed, so....yeah.
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My roommates all got it while I was visiting with a friend. One of them is 60 years old and in poor health and she survived it fine. Her brother has pretty much no immune system left due to the fact that he has AIDS from sharing needles with other junkies. He also survived it.

Kinda funny how I'm supposed to be afraid of a disease that a guy with no immune system survived.
 
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Exigent Circumcisions said:
Here's the thing. You said ephebophilia is pedophilia.

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a diddler who studies children, I am telling you, specifically, in diddling, no one calls ephebophilia pedophilia. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "pedophile family" you're referring to the paraphilia grouping of chronophilia, which includes things from nepiophibilia to hebepohilia to gerontophilia.
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Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19. The term was originally used in the late 19th to mid-20th century. ... Ephebophilia strictly denotes the preference for mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.
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Yeah...you're reaching.
 
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Meat Target said:
If Biden or Fauci or Psaki catch it....

No, I'm seriously not wishing it upon them (wishing death on people? What do I look like, a Democrat?), but I am saying the subsequent mental gymnastics it leads to will be impressive.
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Temporary facial paralysis. Mid speech. Good middle ground over death threats.
 
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Reporter: "Might we hear directly from the President about what happened yesterday?"

Psaki: "He takes questions multiple times a week, so, it depends on what you ask!"
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Yeah! He'll be especially receptive to questions such as, "Who's President right now?" and "What day is it?"
 
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I got that shit back in the beginning (Where I live was Ground Zero for the Gook Pox in the USA) and I managed to survive it.

I had to sleep sitting up, had to have my back pounded to help break that shit up, but it wasn't as bad as getting pneumonia.

If my ass survived it through spite and sheer cussedness, I'm pretty sure most people without comorbidities can survive it.

And no, I ain't getting the jab. Fuck off.

The VA keeps sending me "Oh, you can get the jab for free!" but my VA doctor is all "YOU can't get it. Next time don't play with weird shit."

I just like seeing Blue State politicos and bugmen all screaming "GET THE VAX!" before they start coughing up blood and shitting themselves.
 
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