US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

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Just the little things that make me hate NYC less.

love this smirk lmao

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Two Senators and a Representative get covid. Now a White House staffer gets it.

Can't wait to hear about Biden getting... oh who am I kidding they'll cover it up. Except if he dies, and only because Kamala will make it physically impossible for them to hide his death.

I mean it's already Weekend At Bidens how much worse can it get?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

I mean it's already Weekend At Bidens how much worse can it get?

A lot worse.

 

[Blackhole]

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A lot worse.

i want evil reptile globohomo mommy to touch me in my no-no zone

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

i want evil reptile globohomo mommy to touch me in my no-no zone

Dude, I know you're a Leaf, but have at least a little self-respect, man. If you want a self-absorbed, vapid, vain, power-hungry bitch to fuck, go for a Kardashian.

 

[thyme's up]

So how many of these Omicron cases are actually the flu? You remember the flu. Apparently it miraculously disappeared in 2020.

I want to know who/what pushed Manchin over the edge. Sounds like they treated him like they've been treating the rest of the country.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Dude, I know you're a Leaf, but have at least a little self-respect, man. If you want a self-absorbed, vapid, vain, power-hungry bitch to fuck, go for a Kardashian.

Egads! Those women are all succubi, as per my personal conspiracy theory.

 

[Blackhole]

If you want a self-absorbed, vapid, vain, power-hungry bitch to fuck, go for literally any female politician.

FTFY my fellow melanated individual

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

FTFY my fellow melanated individual

Speaking of which:

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"Hillary Clinton wants the nomination. She knows the Biden administration is falling apart, which is why you're seeing her surface right now," O’Reilly told Abrams. "So it could be a replay. But voters make up their own mind."

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Biden still is bitter that Hillary fucked him out of the Presidency in 2016 AND publicly humiliated him by weaponizing his past history of plagiarism against him when he tried to whore out his dead son Beau's death by claiming Beau's "dying wish" was for him to "keep those filthy Clintons from reclaiming the White House" to build up support to challenge Hillary for the nomination in 2016.

You mean Doctor Jill, Joe's too far gone to remember 2016 at this point.

 

[Mothra1988]

So how many of these Omicron cases are actually the flu? You remember the flu. Apparently it miraculously disappeared in 2020.

I want to know who/what pushed Manchin over the edge. Sounds like they treated him like they've been treating the rest of the country.

Apparently, he may announce he's no longer a Democrat soon and becoming an Independent, so yeah, good job on the media, the retards in the Biden admin, the Squad, etc. chimping out at him. Considering it was basically a 50 vs. 50 split in the senate before, this was another horrible fumble.

 

[verissimus]

And who is Manchin?

Currently the leader of the DNC.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Apparently, he may announce he's no longer a Democrat soon and becoming an Independent, so yeah, good job on the media, the retards in the Biden admin, the Squad, etc. chimping out at him. Considering it was basically a 50 vs. 50 split in the senate before, this was another horrible fumble.

I'll believe it when I see it. Manchin always gets these rumors around him whenever the Democrats shit the bed but it never actually happens.

 

[Oats12345]

Currently the leader of the DNC.

Because he's making everyone his bitch

 

[The Last Stand]

Speaking of which:
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I don't get it.

 

[Oats12345]

I'll believe it when I see it. Manchin always gets these rumors around him whenever the Democrats shit the bed but it never actually happens.

Even if he does become a independent would it really matter? We already have two "independent senators" who are really Democrats and everyone knows and treats it as such.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Even if he does become a independent would it really matter? We already have two "independent senators" who are really Democrats and everyone knows and treats it as such.

It depends on who he caucuses with. There's all these weird debate club rules about how the Senate functions, but if he's "independent, caucusing with the Republicans" then the Senate flips. "Independent, caucusing with the Democrats" nothing changes.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Even if he does become a independent would it really matter? We already have two "independent senators" who are really Democrats and everyone knows and treats it as such.

True but Manchin is a much bigger wildcard than either Sanders and King. To really kick the Democrats in the balls, he should caucus with the Republicans.

 

[Oats12345]

It depends on who he caucuses with. There's all these weird debate club rules about how the Senate functions, but if he's "independent, caucusing with the Republicans" then the Senate flips. "Independent, caucusing with the Democrats" nothing changes.

True if he decides to be a right leaning independent than the Republicans basically have the senate

 

[Oxous]

I'll believe it when I see it. Manchin always gets these rumors around him whenever the Democrats shit the bed but it never actually happens.

Yeah he's already had to shoot down speculation about him becoming a Republican. If he became a Republican he would be disposable. But as long as he's a Democrat he can play kingmaker.