Totally called it, die salty, Jack.
Jack seethes in rage because he delusionally thinks Fat on the Go should be on Food Network and on par with Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. He is actually fuming over failures over 10 years ago since he's been looking at his old videos to regain narc supply over the attention he USED to get. He legitimately is tantruming because he feels entitled to success because he waves a camera in people's faces and abuses staff.
I wonder if this is also rooted in jealousy. Not only does Guy Fieri have restuarants and TV shows and books, the dude also seems to be living a life most would kill for: having a show where you travel the country going to restuarants and trying their food in a nice car, like a cross between Willy Wonka and your uncle who found a great way to spend his pension money after retirement. That and Guy's got charisma and a knack to embrace the persona/image that's been made of him.
I think that may be the biggest thing about him: Not only is his cooking videos failing to get eyeballs, he presents himself as this big cooking channel while his skills haven't improved a noteworthy iota.
Reminder that Jack at one time desperately wanted to be on the Food Network going so far as to record an audition video where he acts like a "personality", aka an obnoxious jackass
Guy actually goes to random places though. Fatty Doo Doo just repeatedly tries to find more and more tex-mex chains or places in strip malls.
Oh, brother, you spoke way too soon. Literally just strutted around his FB group spilling an old grudge.
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Ramsay signed a $150 million deal with Fox this year. He’s also got separate deals with Disney and UK stations. I really doubt that a guy with a couple of shows on basic cable can top that.
I could actually see a production assistant who doesn’t know any better reach out to him based on his terrible reputation as a cook. Even if he was interested, they wouldn’t put him on even this shitty dumpster fire of a tv show after they did due diligence. This is both because of his shitty reputation as a human being and because he’s a brain damaged, paralyzed cripple. Laughing at people that can’t cook is funny, but watching a fat, stroked out, drooling retard on tv is depressing.
I think he just stroked out...
There’s that, plus the fact that it’s almost universally known that Guy is a super nice person when cameras aren’t rolling and genuinely compassionate towards others behind the dudebro persona (not implying Gordon is an ass IRL, I’ve heard when cameras aren’t rolling he’s a treat)
Jack is somehow aware that they frame the restaurants in their best light in Triple D, but thinks that they're closed because he needs excuses to try and justify how he, the fat retard whose mommy-wife uses as a tax-write off and to get freebies out of pity, is more true and honest than the Mayor of Flavortown. He needs to justify to himself why Fat on the Go, where he films poorly with a phone, spams baby music and shitty stock music, and abuses menials, is better and "more real" than DDD.
Gordon really plays up his temper on the American shows, but in the UK he was more balanced. He traditionally only went full "You fookin' donkey" when the person tried to excuse and rationalize shit decisions rather than own up to their faults.
Lay off the guy, he has to feed a family of 4.
Why would anyone want to watch minutes of fat retards ordering shit online?
UK Kitchen Nightmares may be my favorite reality show. US Kitchen Nightmares is bottom-of-the-barrel trash. I was incredibly excited when they announced they were doing a US version, and immensely disappointed less than a minute into watching the first episode.
It's horrifying that all the recipes featured in the video were probably Jack's idea of his greatest hits. They all looked like shit except the pizza things which at least looked edible-and like way more work than just buying some dollar store mini pizzas.
