DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Oh, this is fucking GOLD! Phil, dude! You are no WAY shape or form to "defend your family" against someone that wants to "break into" your snort-fort that probably reeks of cat shit and three week DoorDash trash. To quote Raven's Dolphin: "You're a bitch." You couldn't man up when Leanna wanted some dick, what makes you think someone that's NOT you, Kat, or Jasper wanting to scrounge around that trash looking for shit? What are you going to do? Waddle downstairs with your hatchet, swing with enough velocity, miss, and on the upswing, miss again because you're that damn slow? Seriously, go outside and touch some grass. You're NOWHERE physically conditioned to physically confront ANYONE, let alone someone with intentions to want to harm you, physically. Unless you have a gun, which, you'll have to pull the trigger and even that'd be too much effort.

Didn't that topic of conversation come up a few months ago when he was playing Twelve Minutes and back then he said that if someone broke in he'd lock himself in his room and call the police?

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

His streams are getting worse. His prestreams longer. His breaks longer.
And he is getting more toxic. Also his denthead fanbase is shrinking quickly
Only held up by a few paypigs, he definitely plays a dangerous game.
Not that I expect him to go away next year, nah he is a pigroach. He will survive one way or another but he gotten to toxic levels that he never will crawl up.
No matter how much money he makes, he never will be respected! And that will hurt him the most.
At this point every stream is a begcon!

And once the support falls away, we know how bad he is with money and how he only pays the least to pay off any debt. Rather spend it on Gin, Doordash, and WWE Champions. So any bad financial news and it hurts him. And a few debts ought to burst on him within a few years. Remember that 0% APR car loan... you think he actually pays enough to pay it fully off?

I don't say that we are in the last stage of this production. Because, again pigroach, but with what comes ahead I wonder if he has enough paypigs left to pull him out of that hole.

In good news, all our lives is a lot better then his. Maybe less money yes but at least we are not Phil!

 

[Gergg]

Didn't that topic of conversation come up a few months ago when he was playing Twelve Minutes and back then he said that if someone broke in he'd lock himself in his room and call the police?

Lol just leave kat and his """son""" out there so the murderers get tired stabbing them brfore they get to his locked ( probably easy to open with a penny) office door. Such a brave little piggy.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

“No one who is streams right now is making any living right now!”

Phil says this this to mock the viewers but he doesn’t realize that culling you audience down to 50 fans is going to have a negative impact of on support. Phil has been coming off as more entitled as of late. Maybe Phil was conditioned to expect money and gifts around Christmas or Phil is watching the world where he was once the center of attention is falling to pieces.

When did Hardcore Gaming Season officially end?

 

[BT9494]

Oh come on, don't you guys remember when Tobey Maguire stopped the new Spider-Man movie to talk to the audience?

"Hey everybody, Tobey here. I hope you are all enjoying the movie, and if you are then PLEASE consider supporting it further by tipping me. I need that money, I really do. I need that money...to pay my bills. The Ferrari bill, the mansion bill, lunch at Spago for me and the woman on my day off."

30 minutes later...

"Guys, I hate to stop the movie again but we haven't had a contribution in half an hour. Look, I don't get paid by the movie studio for like three days so any support would really help. Ok, let's go ahead and get the usher to kick out the troll in the third row. Anybody else? Yeah, you can go too red hat guy. Jesus, what a bunch of fucking morons."

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Lol just leave kat and his """son""" out there so the murderers get tired stabbing them brfore they get to his locked ( probably easy to open with a penny) office door. Such a brave little piggy.

What's even funnier is that Twelve Minutes was this adventure game with multiple endings where you play as a husband and the other two characters are the main character's pregnant wife and a killer if I remember correctly. One of the first things he did in that game was hide in the bathroom and the first ending he got when playing naturally was one where he locks himself in a room while the killer murders the pregnant wife.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Lmaaoooo

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"There are other games that I can play but I REALLY LIKE HALO MULTIPLAYER and I wanna keep playing it!"

Me, me, me, me. Phil, your stream is about entertaining others. If Halo is doing bad then play something else instead of guilt tripping.

"Trolls came in and said I was greedy, they expect me to make $2 and be happy with it and they come in just to piss me off."

Wrong. The fans who watch your trash ass streams get pissed off and ask you a legitimate question. Then when you dodge the question and insult the viewer, that's when trolls come in to laugh at you and piss you off even more. You jumpstart the negativity to yourself first, Phil.

"By the end of the night we did hit $50 but it was from a guy with a hailmary tip or two. Thats not actual support tbh..."

OKAY so what the hell is the Beg Tweet all about when donations are low? To bait a hailmary tip... Jesus..

That fucking video title LMAO

 

[Mr. Brown]

And once the support falls away, we know how bad he is with money and how he only pays the least to pay off any debt. Rather spend it on Gin, Doordash, and WWE Champions. So any bad financial news and it hurts him. And a few debts ought to burst on him within a few years. Remember that 0% APR car loan... you think he actually pays enough to pay it fully off

Taxes will be the big one.

He's several years behind on taxes while paying off tiny parts of his taxes with a payment plan.

The problem is he's incapable of saving money so he isn't paying this year's tax.

This debt will grow and grow. Eventually the government will want their money and good luck tricking them like he did with Nancy.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

That spiderman rant was some real unhinged shit. Phil is such an entitled asshole that definitely wasn’t beaten enough as a kid. How dare people go have fun at the movies & not spend thier money on me! Kindly go put your rotting dick in a wood chipper Dave!

My favorite part is how much he misses the mark. He doesn't realize people are willing to pay to watch a movie because they are getting entertainment from the movie. Maybe people would also pay money to watch Phil if he was entertaining. Instead, he thinks they should pay him money because *he's* entertained by the game.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I hate him so much. How can one person be so fucking sleazy??

 

[DZoomer]

What's wild is that typically, Phil only got entitled and extra-toxic like this when something was happening behind da scenes. Like the bankruptcy. Or if he was getting way less money than the usual.

But now, as far as we know, there's nothing particularly special happening in Phil's life that is negative, and support has been great.

So why the fuck did he get so unhinged on the night stream?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Even after the Secret video yesterday, and all the salt, Phil still had time to spend time (and money) with the one he loves:

 

[NynchLiggers]

What's wild is that typically, Phil only got entitled and extra-toxic like this when something was happening behind da scenes. Like the bankruptcy. Or if he was getting way less money than the usual.

But now, as far as we know, there's nothing particularly special happening in Phil's life that is negative, and support has been great.

So why the fuck did he get so unhinged on the night stream?

Probably pain somewhere in his body caused undiagnosed condition that he is too much of a hermit to seek medical care.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Has anyone tried the Phil method at work? Like stopping every 30 minutes to beg for tips?

 

[LolCowCentral]

5 years to go before he can file for bankruptcy again! You can make it Phil!

 

[UaineRunei]

Press x to doubt. Honestly if the bank leaks didn't do shit, nothing will.

It's not even the leaks, tbh. This guy straight up said "I understand that people can't attend every stream to support" which means he's expecting every single person watching the stream to give him money. And if you give him money the wrong way (aka Superchats and memberships) he will just "thank you" in the most disrespectul way possible.

Then, you have people in his chat just basically trying to not get banned. Asked a question that he didn't like? Banned. Asked about his wife? Not your business. Asked on what he spent the early stream money? Not your fucking business + banned. Understandably, people will start talking with each other (sometimes with themselves @JimJimJim ), that's normal. But then he either ignores his chat completely for the rest of the stream or just say that dumbshit about "why is nobody talking to me?".

My point is: even without all those leaks (Discord, Facebook, BoA) he's just a terrible streamer to watch and/or interact. Most of them just go there to talk to each other, but they have to pay to do that. My question is: why those people just don't create a Discord, watch any other small streamer or even start livestreaming by themselves? Is our attention SO IMPORTANT that they have to waste their time supporting someone they don't really care about? They could easily create a community for them without this massive toxicity, but they insist on this... Well, guess they're called wheelchairs for a reason.

Oh, and nothing we do will convince people like ndo103, Jaxx_raxor, guitarplayersomenumber, SuperBlindFuck etc. People tried to talk to them but they're just following Phil's orders and ignoring everything and everyone that says something remotely negative about DSP. They will only stop giving him money when they're dead or unconscious.

Sorry for the rant, but it's just too much stupidity that it gets to you sometimes.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Last year

"Today was a bad day, I lost my save progress and Kobe Bryant died in a helicopter crash, it'd almost like a DOUBLE WHAMMIE"



Yesterday:

"Today was a bad day, everybody has money to watch Spiderman no way home but no one comes to support my late stream, how does that make sense?



What's in his head? The grease that he dumped in the toilet? Even a pig can make comparisons better than that

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Probably pain somewhere in his body caused undiagnosed condition that he is too much of a hermit to seek medical care.

Possibly, but I'm betting it's even worse than that. Not that he's dying, but that his addiction is so bad now that it's almost solely responsible for him slipping up so much these days and taking the mask all the way off.

I mean it really cannot be overstated the relevance of the fact that when he's bitching about not having received a tip in over an hour, or dismissing hitting the tips goal because a whale did it almost by themselves, what Phil is really doing is getting angry about a lack of adequate Champions funds.

My point is: even without all those leaks (Discord, Facebook, BoA) he's just a terrible streamer to watch and/or interact.

He is indeed, but we've yet to see what happens when Phil truly puts it out there what his entitled attitude is coming from. It's one thing to have the detractor community proving that your Gout Lord is a sleazebag, quite another when he's right there in front of you, on camera, live, bitching about how he needs enough money to play WWE Champions every day and you're not giving it to him.

That's the last penny to drop, here, Phil just straight up saying what all those tips are for. It's the only place left to go with these toxic entitled rants of his, admitting what he's REALLY mad about. It probably wouldn't actually cost him anybody, but then again, I didn't think we were going to reach a point where the paypigs were holding out on him so much like they have been for awhile.

Also, Phil is pretty fucking stupid, and a drunk, and so I think it's only a matter of time before the word "Champions" slips out of his mouth during a future rant. The angrier he gets, the less control he has, and if someone can manage to bait him precisely enough, they may just be able to trigger it. Again, I don't expect it to amount to much, but his attitude towards his own fans has already had an effect, so it's not impossible. There's a reason a whale is needing to keep the streams afloat, and with Phil being dumb enough to not accept that with some tact, that says a lot about how much his addiction is controlling him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Tawxicity levels rising. This is not guilting. It's LIFE.
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No Colored Pencil's chat DID NOT get read.
Everyone who told him to read the super chat GTAB.
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lmao @ another jealousy rant.

Wait, he actually said that he snitched on his co-worker? Damn, PigPigGo sucks, I could not find that. That sounds like Phil tho, he probably thought that if he reported it, they'd get fired and he could have the manager's job.

Also, how can you work in an office that does predatory lending and not learn how to sus out scammy bullshit? Phil learned nothing, which would be par for the course.

Yes. Phail is a jealous bitch. Also, he learned his predatory behavior somewhere. His schpeel now is no different than a predatory lender.

My favorite part is how much he misses the mark. He doesn't realize people are willing to pay to watch a movie because they are getting entertainment from the movie. Maybe people would also pay money to watch Phil if he was entertaining. Instead, he thinks they should pay him money because *he's* entertained by the game.

People saw how much fun all the spidermen were having and gave them money. Isn't that how it works?

Even after the Secret video yesterday, and all the salt, Phil still had time to spend time (and money) with the one he loves:
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He only had 345 2 days ago:

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Probably pain somewhere in his body caused undiagnosed condition that he is too much of a hermit to seek medical care.

Don't you dare get my hopes up cocker.
I want him to go clown mode, and actually have a stroke or something on stream. See him whinge in pain while his chat spams clown emojis thinking he's just being exceptional would be top content.

He's done so much awful shit this year, I really wouldn't be arsed if he got b& from life.