DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UaineRunei]

Phil lied? No way

And ladies and gentlemen, one more example of a paypig that knows what's up, but still supports it anyway.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

That's why i wonder if she'll try to cancel him eventually, the older she gets the more she'll realize how fucked the situation was.
Dsp groomed her when she was a dumb teenager and he was almost 30 and made her waste years of her life ....

People have been cancelled for less lol , besides separating her from her family also as messed up

Well you should never say never.
But she has made a clean break from the vortex and from the snippets we have of her current life, she seems to live a happy and fulfilling life so I highly doubt she want to drag this part of her past up again and step into the vortex again.

Phil should use his new laptop and just make a template fpr begging tweets. They all sound the same "we have fun with "insert game here" but the support is very low so please swing by and support". for the desperate begging make one with several words in caps. He could copy & paste it would save time and he could play more...Oh right. Playing video games is "hard work"

Sounds a lot like work, so that's a NO!

Plus what you are describing sounds like something way beyond what piggy would be able to do without fucking up.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

End of day stream status:

Total tip: $42

Top tip: 1MM daily stipend ($25), top 2 tips combined for 78% of total tip

"It frustrates me that people don't support this stream, I'm playing something fun and feeling the nostalgia, attendance is great, look! 400 some people watching yet no one tips, I don't know what else I can do, it only tells me that you guys are bored and don't want to see this, right?"

Chat disagrees

Also mod Anshengforever is accusing chat frequent Senpai as a disguised troll, chat is filled with dramas and people mocking Phil begging

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

i dont get the urge to hate phil either because he is super funny and everyone involved in his bizarre cinematic universe are hilarious characters. it takes a certain type of broken sadsack to get caught up in a feedback loop of throwing cash at a cranky middle aged drunk to obtain the privilege of getting to ask him whats for dinner without him flipping out on you. if you do want him punished you need to give your eyes a rub and take a better look because this is one of the earliest frontrunners of one of the fastest growing entertainment forms of the last 20 years. he has leveraged that into a bank account in the low three figures and a maybe 3/10 wife if you squint really hard.

Thank you! What's the point on hating on a shut-in, stuck in a loveless marriage, no friends, and who's only form is happiness is gin and gacha? This is also the same shut-in who has made MISTAKE after MISTAKE after MISTAKE after MISTAKE?

Laugh at the village idiot, but never get angry at the village idiot for being an idiot.

Phil will CONTINUE to fuck up and blame everyone for his fuck-up's. It's like telling a kid that "Don't touch a hot stove, because you'll get burned," and Phil goes "Fuck you, idiot! What do you know?" *touches hot stove* "It's your fault it's hot, idiot!" See how projection works?

Agent Proper once said it best: "Never get angry at the pigroach. Laugh at him all you want, but the moment you get angry, take a break from Phil. There's nothing wrong with that."

 

[Lolidaki]

you're laughing, this man needs to eat waffles for dinner cause he "ran out of dinner food" and you guys are laughing. mentally ill sociopaths

 

[N0thingICanDo]

you're laughing, this man needs to eat waffles for dinner cause he "ran out of dinner food" and you guys are laughing. mentally ill sociopaths

Are you sure about that?

 

[Full Race Replay]

I like how phil wants his paypiggies to believe that for years now he has gotten the exact number of dollars and cents necessary to scrape by that day, and hasn't been able to raise any savings at all. Not once did he not actually recieve enough money to get by, and never got a large amount of money to coast by for a few months or something. No, his constant begging goes by unchallenged.

I remember this is something tevin said in one of his videos. Phil wants his paypiggies to believe that he has zero dollars and zero cents in his bank account, and doesn't have any savings to cover even the most trivial of unforseen costs.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

To be fair mate that's kind of why I did it. That's one of the phrases Phil destroyed for me. Same for words like interactions and contributions.

If only glow-in-the-darks had someone like Phil while they were doing their MKUltra mind control shit. The words "chill", the goat laugh and the way he says and as "AAYUND" could be programmed to be my MKUltra activation codes at this point.

Phil wants his paypiggies to believe that he has zero dollars and zero cents in his bank account, and doesn't have any savings to cover even the most trivial of unforseen costs.

After the bank leaks, Phil's not exactly wrong here. He had how much? Less than 150 to his name during the bank leaks? Though of course it's all self-inflicted because he overspends like crazy.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

If you don't give me money, then it's a burnout and it's the games fault

Tip to watch me play and failing at retro games, okay? Or I'm gonna wage-quit, sounds good?

 

[UaineRunei]

Some dude (a furry with "Gaming" in his Twitter account. It's a real DSP fan, confirmed) tweeted about Phil playing GTA in 3 different "looks".
Phil, of course, retweeted this. But I gotta say, what an amazing screenshot lmao

 

[YokuNama]

you're laughing, this man needs to eat waffles for dinner cause he "ran out of dinner food" and you guys are laughing. mentally ill sociopaths

Im laughing because is a straight up lie. You know his ass can't cook no fucking waffles unless it EGGO and even that is a reach. He's on the DoorDash app as we speak.

If you don't give me money, then it's a burnout and it's the games fault

Tip to watch me play and failing at retro games, okay? Or I'm gonna wage-quit, sounds good?

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Not GTA Burnout. DSP guilt tripping burnout.

 

[Planettenon]

damn lowest day stream in a while

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

If you don't give me money, then it's a burnout and it's the games fault

Tip to watch me play and failing at retro games, okay? Or I'm gonna wage-quit, sounds good?

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What flavour of copium does Phil like?

 

[Agent Proper]

What flavour of copium does Phil like?

Tart Cherry.

 

[Full Race Replay]

rewatching the end of the daystream now, and holy shit phil is defending GTA trilogy by speaking in absolutes and saying it's not as bad as cyberpunk. Ironically, phil-who tries to make himself seem like an honest gamer for the people-ends up shilling for AAA companies because he wants people to donate more money to him (he never does this for indie games for some reason). He's trying to say it's not bad because it didn't have that many bugs or graphical issues, and ignores how it was a lazy cash-grab by rockstar.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

rewatching the end of the daystream now, and holy shit phil is defending GTA trilogy by speaking in absolutes and saying it's not as bad as cyberpunk. Ironically, phil-who tries to make himself seem like an honest gamer for the people-ends up shilling for AAA companies because he wants people to donate more money to him. He's trying to say it's not bad because it didn't have that many bugs or graphical issues, and ignores how it was a lazy cash-grab by rockstar.

Dunno about you but, I was massively disappointed in cyberpunk. I always thought projekt red would be different because they did such a good job with Witcher 3

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm gonna be honest here, I do hate Phil because in a just world, karma would bite his ass.

That's like hating King Midas because he has so much gold. This is karma biting his ass.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil wants his paypiggies to believe that he has zero dollars and zero cents in his bank account, and doesn't have any savings to cover even the most trivial of unforseen costs.

I believe it. Any "extra" money goes to Champions. He's never saved anything; extra money has always just burned a hole right in his pocket. He used to go to hotel staycations whenever he got a big windfall; now he just pulls for Hogan.

DSP is bankrupt because no matter how much money he makes, he will spend x+$1. If he made $250K this year, he would spend $250,001 and not put any of it towards actually paying anything off like his condo, his car, his credit cards, et cetera.

 

[King Nutsack]

damn lowest day stream in a while

This is the khantent I crave, as he stumbles to find reasons as to why he isn't getting the money he thinks he deserves. Time to turn up the begging into overdrive on the night stream!

 

[Lazycunt]

This prestream podcast bullshit has got to be the most annoying faggot stuff dave does, doesn't actually change anything and it's not the first time he's called his a prestream a podcast. To hard to upload anywhere else but complains about growth never change you fucking man child.

Now it's youtubes fault for not telling his audience what game he's playing , can't play tekken because he is shit and everyone else has played to much.

Having a good time on stream because he said so ignore body language and actual language he uses .

Today was a roller coaster for the fuck wit