DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Another day another waifu rant, I'd love to know if Kat holds the same views or if she plays games like a normal person and doesn't act like a 5 year old.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That "we ran out of dinner stuff" is perplexing.
What the fuck is "dinner stuff"? Is this man eating nothing but frozen din dins for dinner everyday? does he just eats whatever he can cook in 10 minutes when his momwife isn't home to cook him custom made robust genuine italian dinners?
Am I overanalyzing whatever lies Phil spins up in his gin ridden brain and blurts out without thinking to not actually say they're ordering Doordash for dinner today?
I genuinely don't know.

My guess is that he ran out of frozen dinners to eat, so he's getting Doordash again.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

My guess is that he ran out of frozen dinners to eat, so he's getting Doordash again.

Well going by what piggy said he couldn't find the fresh strawberries (remember to tip him he is barely making ends meet and things are tight) for his din din, and that ruined everything.

 

[Kheapathic]

That "we ran out of dinner stuff" is perplexing.
What the fuck is "dinner stuff"? Is this man eating nothing but frozen din dins for dinner everyday? does he just eats whatever he can cook in 10 minutes when his momwife isn't home to cook him custom made robust genuine italian dinners?
Am I overanalyzing whatever lies Phil spins up in his gin ridden brain and blurts out without thinking to not actually say they're ordering Doordash for dinner today?
I genuinely don't know.

Phil is a product of the Instant Gratification Generation, despite being close to 40 and thus being old enough to know/remember how to do shit the old way. He's 100% committed to being able to pick up a phone and place an order and have it delivered to him, 0% effort required on his end. This "we ran out of dinner stuff" is legitimately "I haven't looked in the fridge/cupboards in so long because I've been ordering/eating out." There's nothing wrong with having an "Oops, we're out of milk/stock/whatever." But "Dinner Stuff?" Nigga, learn to fucking speak like a human.

Edit: That aside, I stumbled across a YouTube channel that made me think of Phil, if Phil wanted to be more successful with low effort. "Unbox Therapy" is like a different version of Phil, same shit hype, explanations, and praise, same speech patters, but shills merchandise for millions of views.

 

[Fragarach]

"Okay Kevin did another s- another haiku" *reads the haiku as quick and monotone as possible* "Very nice".

He was about to say superchat but caught himself. I hope kevin caught that too because sorry champ, Phil doesn't give a shit about you or your terrible "haiku". Pay up or shut up.

 

[Dona Morte]

Chat was ULTRA dented tonight. Open at your own risk. Much Puzzle inside Lord Priapus tells OIC he is a fucking weirdo and that he should leave.

Spoiler

 

[Coomfucius]

Lord Priapus is showing signs of wrongthink in Phil’s chat. How long until OIC doxxes him in “self-defense?”

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Just throwing in my two cents that Yakuza dating games are incredibly chaste. IIRC, there isn't even a fade to black/implied sex. I don't even think there are kisses. It usually goes generic dialogue, play a mini game like darts/pool/karaoke, then get confronted by a villain NPC. Rinse and repeat three or four times, with the last date resulting in a fight with villain NPC. There's also no story impact whatsoever, and once you finish the sidequest, that's generally the last you see of the NPC.

What I'd love to find out is if Khet does that content when she plays through the games. Given that they're apparently one of her favorite series, I imagine she'd want to do as much content as possible.

Yeah, it'd be one thing if he didn't want to play hypersexual anime games or something like Dead or Alive Volleyball but acting like the dating quests in Yakuza or romancing an NPC in a Bioware/Bethesda like game is the height of depravity just shows how full of shit he is.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That "we ran out of dinner stuff" is perplexing.
What the fuck is "dinner stuff"? Is this man eating nothing but frozen din dins for dinner everyday? does he just eats whatever he can cook in 10 minutes when his momwife isn't home to cook him custom made robust genuine italian dinners?
Am I overanalyzing whatever lies Phil spins up in his gin ridden brain and blurts out without thinking to not actually say they're ordering Doordash for dinner today?
I genuinely don't know.

Well going by what piggy said he couldn't find the fresh strawberries (remember to tip him he is barely making ends meet and things are tight) for his din din, and that ruined everything.

We know how often Phil goes shopping, how much he spends, and Wifey must not purchase groceries when Lord Philip is not present. He's not buying much if anything fresh. And those cupboards should be filled with food for months.

 

[Fragarach]

$111 tip from Slayer. I always wonder, do these guys just drop everything they're doing as they recieve a whale call text from Phil and just run to the stream to throw him money? All this behind the scenes shit is just laughably shady for a guy who claims to be so transparent.

Apparently someone asked why Slayer didn't tip earlier and got LIMB'd.

 

[PieceofShet]

$111 tip from Slayer. I always wonder, do these guys just drop everything they're doing as they recieve a whale call text from Phil and just run to the stream to throw him money? All this behind the scenes shit is just laughably shady for a guy who claims to be so transparent.

Apparently someone asked why Slayer didn't tip earlier and got LIMB'd.

Because they are retarded.

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

$111 tip from Slayer. I always wonder, do these guys just drop everything they're doing as they recieve a whale call text from Phil and just run to the stream to throw him money? All this behind the scenes shit is just laughably shady for a guy who claims to be so transparent.

Apparently someone asked why Slayer didn't tip earlier and got LIMB'd.

We know he as timed arrangements with certain whales to tip at certain times like Minuteman and etc

Maybe some other whale was supposed to sock-tip but couldn't/forgot/whatever and he sent out an all points whalecall to anyone watching.
To which of course his dutiful Kpop loving autistic Singaporean Muslim stepped up.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Sad night stream recap:

Total tip: $150

Top tip: Slayer0804 ($111)

Again a single whale sponsored stream

Slayer was sadly the only person talking about game and hand hiding him in char

People who ask Slayer to tip early or doxxing him got banned instantly

 

[architects]

Who’s Slayer?

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Who’s Slayer?

Probably a lonely furry in his mid 30's with a low-end medium wage job. In this context, he's also some dude that tips a bunch during Lost Judgment. I think his actual dox is in the fan thread.

 

[Lady Adjani]

He's not buying much if anything fresh. And those cupboards should be filled with food for months.

He's too lazy to prepare food. Imagine pulling (heh) thousands of dollars every single month and eating frozen tv dinners.

Edit: That aside, I stumbled across a YouTube channel that made me think of Phil, if Phil wanted to be more successful with low effort. "Unbox Therapy" is like a different version of Phil, same shit hype, explanations, and praise, same speech patters, but shills merchandise for millions of views.

And they both scam people (google unbox therapy iphone giveaway).

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Who’s Slayer?

Probably a lonely furry in his mid 30's with a low-end medium wage job. In this context, he's also some dude that tips a bunch during Lost Judgment. I think his actual dox is in the fan thread.

Also from what I'm to understand a ''devout'' muslim who stalks K-Pop girls that are danger close to jailbait on twitter and REALLY loves some animu shit called ''one piece''.
There is no evidence (yet) for this tard being a furry.

@Piece of Peace named him ''Derich but with tips'' and that was just perfect.

 

[architects]

Also from what I'm to understand a ''devout'' muslim who stalks K-Pop girls that are danger close to jailbait on twitter and REALLY loves some animu shit called ''one piece''.
There is no evidence (yet) for this tard being a furry.

@Piece of Peace named him ''Derich but with tips'' and that was just perfect.

Got ya…seems like he’s been tipping some big money…I swear Phil pulls these tards out of his asshole.

 

[Iron Father]

Jesus Christ this thumbnail.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Perfect foods for Phil to celebrate his heritage

Casu martzu, sometimes spelled casu marzu, and also called casu modde, casu cundídu and casu fràzigu in Sardinian, is a traditional Sardinian sheep milk cheese that contains live insect larvae
And
Mett is a preparation of minced raw pork that is popular in Germany, Poland and in Belgium; a similar preparation is made from beef. It is normally served with salt and black pepper, and sometimes with garlic, caraway or chopped onion, and eaten raw, usually on a bread roll.
Yum , that robust flavors