DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Yall think the parents don't visit because they're afraid of what they created?
I think the parents don’t visit because Pa Burnell put his foot down after the one and only time they visited their son in Washington was because he needed them to do several days’ worth of free manual labor and Phil didn’t have the grace to make up a guest room for them. Instead they had to get a hotel room, and Phil “allowed” them to drive his Beemer. Pa Burnell won’t visit him anymore and Ma Burnell can’t or won’t travel on her own.

That’s of course presuming they haven’t actually visited him since then and Phil spontaneously happened upon enough good sense not to talk about it after the entire internet laughed at a 30+ year old man and his daughterwife failing to hang some blinds and clear overgrowth in his backyard.
 
Remember that smug "welcome home" speech when he began his GTA playthough? If I wasn't so lazy I'd make a How It Started/How It's Going meme with the tips totals
He also said before that cringeworthy moment that "GTA is getting butts on the seats". Uhm are yu sure abut that now? He should have saved some money for a new game or one he missed out on this year. Then again Phil saving money is an oxymoron as the bank leaks have sufficently proven
 
you're laughing, this man needs to eat waffles for dinner cause he "ran out of dinner food" and you guys are laughing. mentally ill sociopaths
i remember when i ate 2 frozen hashbrowns for dinner with salt and pepper and mustard. i took a pic and tweeted ramsay acting like its fine dinning. boiled potatoes and mashed, then fried. to golden perfection. seasoned with simple salt and pepper and topped with a sweet and savory yellow ganache.

so basically me and phil are the same. eating nothing for dinner and horrible liars.

only difference is he makes 6 figures begging on the internet
 
He also said before that cringeworthy moment that "GTA is getting butts on the seats". Uhm are yu sure abut that now? He should have saved some money for a new game or one he missed out on this year. Then again Phil saving money is an oxymoron as the bank leaks have sufficently proven
And it was the same nobodies watching the stream. Nothing is going to save the stream and Phil will never realize that.
 
That’s of course presuming they haven’t actually visited him since then and Phil spontaneously happened upon enough good sense not to talk about it after the entire internet laughed at a 30+ year old man and his daughterwife failing to hang some blinds and clear overgrowth in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure he just keeps quiet about it now, he shares a lot less than he used to, and then there's the weirdness of last month. As in, him suddenly spending way more money on food in November, "driving Kat to work", and his slip-up about having dinner with his parents. Of course it doesn't help that I think Dave is a complete pussy like his son, and can't picture him putting his foot down on anything. He's the one who just walked out of the room without a word when Phil conned thousands out of Linda. Quite the opposite of what would've happened with my old man in such a scenario, let me tell you.
Whoa- he used to get over $200 in tips goals?? He’s struggling to get to like $30 now it seems like. I’ve been watching his YouTube clips for a few months now lol
It's called the vest streak, it went on for months back in 2020. Phil has been trying to get another one going ever since that ended, and his failure is demonstrating quite powerfully that I'm right about this being the beginning of the end. It may happen slowly, but it's coming. The paypigs aren't about to walk away, but they don't need to. They just need to stop enjoying giving him money, and that has clearly taken place.
And it was the same nobodies watching the stream. Nothing is going to save the stream and Phil will never realize that.
It's hard to say if he sees it or not, because no matter what he's aware of, he will not act accordingly. Meaning, Phil can see with all the clarity in the world that he's harming his lifestyle by ducking games constantly because of TIHYDP, that will not prevent him from continuing to duck games to avoid TIHYDPs worth watching. He will keep doing what he's doing and insist on still getting the tips he wants, every stream.

This is why I say he will not enact any self-preservation when it comes down to the point where his six figure income is gone for good, and he really is streaming to just simply eat that day. He is incapable of setting aside his childish indignation over not getting everything he wants and nothing he doesn't for the entirely of his existence.

And he's way too presumptuous about his own luck in life to conceive of a situation wherein he doesn't have someone or something to prevent him from living on the street begging like a legit bum.
 
So anyway as the mature adult with a TOTALLY normal intimate relationship with my mom waife, I got her this cast of my Italian stallion man meat, as a Christmas surprise, and will in no way EVER use it myself''
Thank you.
Now I feel comfortable posting this at the kind idea given by @Piece of Peace
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Hmmm for the power of Paint did not come out bad.
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Phil’s sjw bullyhunters segment about female harassment is so slimy. It’s obviously a cheap copout to not get the shit trolled out of him. And then he has the fucking nerve to act like he didn’t act the exact same way if not worse when he did have voice chat back in the day, calling people fucking faggots and saying “alright nigga it’s time!” What a dumbass, not to mention there is plenty of video proof of this.


 
Phil’s sjw bullyhunters segment about female harassment is so slimy. It’s obviously a cheap copout to not get the shit trolled out of him. And then he has the fucking nerve to act like he didn’t act the exact same way if not worse when he did have voice chat back in the day, calling people fucking faggots and saying “alright nigga it’s time!” What a dumbass, not to mention there is plenty of video proof of this.


"I really like Halo, but it needs to make enough in tips per stream that I can enjoy playing WWE Champions that day as well."

Even if you don't believe the meme, you still have to recognize that what Phil is doing when holds a gun to the head of every single fucking game he streams based on the tips intake is making it clear that despite any claims to the contrary, Phil isn't begging for simply making money, he's begging for EXTRA money. He attempts to make it look like it's just business, except it's a fact that tips aren't his sole income, and it's also a fact that he always lies about what his income is anyway, so you can't trust that his tips are making up the majority of his income either.

Not to mention the fact that any streamer who is following the money, doesn't need to point it out constantly to justify their decisions. Phil does it every single fucking day, and for absolutely no fucking reason. Nobody cares of he drops a game because nobody is watching it, and him constantly talking about the "support", when that word means "extra money", does nothing but draw attention to his greed.

Phil never stops to think that if he would just stop bitching about the views being up and the tips staying the same, that might actually change for once. That's what gets me about his stupidity, he doesn't have to stop being an asshole, just reign it in better so he can get away with it. Plenty of other sociopaths do exactly that, and it says a lot about how mature and intelligent he actually ISN'T that this concept completely eludes him.
 
Well going by what piggy said he couldn't find the fresh strawberries (remember to tip him he is barely making ends meet and things are tight) for his din din, and that ruined everything.
I'm pretty sure 'fresh' strawberries are out of season now.
Man it is insane how lazy this dude is. You'd think a "content creator" who has a 13 year legacy begacy would at least pick different thumbnails but every single one that shows his face and not gameplay always looks retarded.
He loves seeing his own face no matter how contorted.
 
Whoa- he used to get over $200 in tips goals?? He’s struggling to get to like $30 now it seems like. I’ve been watching his YouTube clips for a few months now lol
Whenever he did a begathon, he'd ask for far more than normal, treating it like a "fundraiser", to pay for something he refused to save up for. Plus it covered both streams, so he used to do it about once a month.

Plus this was a couple of months before the bank leaks, so he had more paypigs willing to tip a bit to reach a goal.
 
He loves seeing his own face no matter how contorted.
You may be joking, but there may be truth to that, actually. Or it could be that he just doesn't recognize the expression as "weird" because he's such a fucking alien.

Either way, it's one of the many things he does wrong, and helps cost him money in the long run. When you're an odd one, you have to keep that in check if you want to be a public figure, you can't afford to be lazy, in fact it takes more effort than it does for more normal people. You have to pay attention to way more things than they do. I would have some of the same problems as Phil, honestly, except I'm not lazy enough to just post a vid without making sure the thumbnail doesn't make me look like a stupid asshole. But if I were lazy, my thumbnails would make me look crazy at times, if I did that for a living, or even a hobby. No doubt about it. lol
Plus this was a couple of months before the bank leaks, so he had more paypigs willing to tip a bit to reach a goal.
I wonder how much of an impact that really had, because you would expect people to leave him if they believed the leaks, or not hold back on tipping at all if they believed Phil's bullshit about there being "fraud".

I'm still leaning towards a combination of his attitude about the tips, the not-so-secret arrangement that also clearly involves a whale that the paypigs rightfully don't like and/or fear, and at least a little bit of buyer's remorse over their part in the vest streak (which was floated largely by You-Know-Who anyway, and I think they know that).
 
Seeing DSP's mental state deteriorating this fast with these unhinged rants about menial shit multiple times a day now, is something I was expecting to happen.

The disconnected-from-reality, hermit lifestyle will only make this worse, until the reality of actual life will slap him in the face really hard. The fact there is a single digit amount of whales keeping his head above water so he can pay his basic bills and afford groceries, won't be sustainable forever. One fairly serious large bill/accident/medical emergency regarding him or the horse and/or cat, and DSP will be fucked.

If you really want to have a laugh, you should ask him (without money attached to it) how his retirement fund is doing.
 
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