ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[Abu Muslim]

All the lawyers in the world won't make you stop being a known dog fucker, Tom.
Cope, seeth and dilate, lol.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Nigger, please. What makes you think this time will work?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg If your lawyers were worth a shit, they’d have advised you to leave the legal threats to them.
From this we can deduce that either you have shitty lawyers; you’re operating against your lawyers’ advice regardless of their shittiness; or you don’t have lawyers at all and this is a paper tiger.
None of these possibilities bode well for your case.

keep sperging , sped. Minc Law is my co-plaintiffs attorney and they're the ones suing. Diamondback Legal is going after all the stolen media planted everywhere else. it's a lot cheaper to do because there are forms for that.

All the lawyers in the world won't make you stop being a known dog fucker, Tom.
Cope, seeth and dilate, lol.

only insane people believe that, moron. i don't need a lawyer to stop people who aren't insane from knowing me as a dog fucker. you can't stop the rest of the world from viewing you as a fetishistic fascist fucktard who lies about people who are his superior in every way except depraved delusional dreaming out loud.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

keep sperging , sped. Minc Law is my co-plaintiffs attorney and they're the ones suing. Diamondback Legal is going after all the stolen media planted everywhere else. it's a lot cheaper to do because there are forms for that.

only insane people believe that, moron. i don't need a lawyer to stop people who aren't insane from knowing me as a dog fucker. you can't stop the rest of the world from viewing you as a fetishistic fascist fucktard who lies about people who are his superior in every way except depraved delusional dreaming out loud.

They're going to drain your inheritance gathering our shitposts together, video clips, and FAIR USE CONTENT.

Best Christmas gift so far.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

keep sperging , sped. Minc Law is my co-plaintiffs attorney and they're the ones suing. Diamondback Legal is going after all the stolen media planted everywhere else. it's a lot cheaper to do because there are forms for that.

If either of these things were true, they would be advising you to stop posting here. I'm sure Diamondback is helping you file documents that will be summarily thrown out. They can definitely do that ethically and still charge you, even if they know it means nothing. Not their fault you're an idiot.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

keep sperging , sped. Minc Law is my co-plaintiffs attorney and they're the ones suing. Diamondback Legal is going after all the stolen media planted everywhere else. it's a lot cheaper to do because there are forms for that.

"We pursue actions to which we admit we lack standing"

Amazing. If Null has to respond to your suit, he might as well just repost this comment.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They're going to drain your inheritance gathering our shitposts together, video clips, and FAIR USE CONTENT.

Best Christmas gift so far.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

keep sperging , sped. Minc Law is my co-plaintiffs attorney and they're the ones suing. Diamondback Legal is going after all the stolen media planted everywhere else. it's a lot cheaper to do because there are forms for that.

I looked them up. They are going to clean you out in days, and you will have nothing to show for it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

A fool and his money are soon parted.


I looked them up. They are going to clean you out in days, and you will have nothing to show for it.

I think the best part is that just by making these manic posts in which he libels all of us (Speds, spergs, fetishistic fascist faggots, etc) without any proof, he has completely destroyed any case he may have had. Admittedly, there wasn't much of one to begin with.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Stupid, manic clients are the best.

If they're known pedos and dogfuckers well, that's just the icing on the cake.

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

The tranny granny is suing null to become a janny?

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I think the best part is that just by making these manic posts in which he libels all of us (Speds, spergs, fetishistic fascist faggots, etc) without any proof, he has completely destroyed any case he may have had. Admittedly, there wasn't much of one to begin with.

Step 1, no, Step 0 of any lawsuit is breaking contact and only contacting the defendant through lawyers. You'd have to be insane (see Tom) to think you could come and taunt the target of a lawsuit and not have it negatively affect the outcome. I hope Tom enjoys being declared a Vexatious litigant, because this is a good way to have that happen.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Step 1, no, Step 0 of any lawsuit is breaking contact and only contacting the defendant through lawyers. You'd have to be insane (see Tom) to think you could come and taunt the target of a lawsuit and not have it negatively affect the outcome. I hope Tom enjoys being declared a Vexatious litigant, because this is a good way to have that happen.

It'll be something like this.
"So let me get this straight, sir-"
"IT'S MA'AM, SIR!"
"Apologies. To clarify, you accuse the defendants of harassing you?"
"Yes, sir! These faggo-erm, the defendants have been up my ass since 199-err 2001. They blew up my computer, hacked me and ruined my reputation as a poor, celebrated street artist."
"Naturally, you left and pursued legal recourse?"
"Hell no! They wanted Tom. Tom Will Kill! I gave a thoughtful thrashing to those fetishistic diaperfur fans."
"You're in contempt of court. Case dismissed."

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Oh my god, you do think Elaine is a billionaire helping you?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

but then where else will you schizo

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Oh my god, you do think Elaine is a billionaire helping you?

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Fucking L O L. Well if she has a mid-atlantic accent and doesn't live on goodwill handouts, she must be a billionaire.

 

[Space Cooter]

Tom this is stupid even for you. You’re going to get a fucking court appointed babysitter at this rate.

 

[4Macie]

Oh my god, you do think Elaine is a billionaire helping you?

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“They say you’re not any sort of heiress but I think they’re full of bullshit because you had fancy furniture”

That’s all it takes to be an heiress? Fancy furniture? Fuck I’ve been missing out.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

You voluntarily spend hours every day on this site. If you thought interacting with the site was injurious to you, and you continually chose to engage with it anyways for months, then you have no case. Please use your money for things that have value, instead of spending them on an obviously frivolous lawsuit that will be thrown out after months of sitting around filing documents and waiting for deadlines.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

only insane people believe that, moron. i don't need a lawyer to stop people who aren't insane from knowing me as a dog fucker. you can't stop the rest of the world from viewing you as a fetishistic fascist fucktard who lies about people who are his superior in every way except depraved delusional dreaming out loud.

So what you’re saying is that your lolsuit is a massive waste of time and money because no actual damage has been done to your reputation?

 

[Albert Ball]

the satisfaction of taking this site away from josh and liberating all the lolcows. we'll take it over and it will still be a fun site, but there won't be the harassment and defamation that goes on now.

So what happens if you do get control of Kiwi Farms @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg? What happens when you finally get Kiwi Farms all to yourself and the entire userbase abandons ship because it is not fun or interesting anymore? Do you plan on suing each former user to force them to participate in the website against their wishes? What do you actually want?

You are a filthy old man with dementia that screams on the phone to anyone that will listen. Even if this story is true and you got a lawyer (yeah right), you will still fail because there is no way you will ever listen to anyone that tells you to do something you don't agree with. It's Tom's way or the highway, because Tom is beholden only to Tom.

If your lawyer tells you not to post here anymore, you will simply scream in his general direction and continue to post outside of legal advice. If your lawyer tells you there is no case, you will also scream and demand that they take your undeserved inheritance money to figure out a way.

Good luck Tom, you are literally your own worst enemy. I look forward to your mental health hold in the near future, along with all your SSI tard bux getting taken away.