ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[MasterDisaster]

“They say you’re not any sort of heiress but I think they’re full of bullshit because you had fancy furniture”

That’s all it takes to be an heiress? Fancy furniture? Fuck I’ve been missing out.

To be fair Tom does only own garbage furniture so anything above 'Dumpster Dived' is fuckin' high class shit.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

will the old creeper hit her up for noodz?

 

[4Macie]

To be fair Tom does only own garbage furniture so anything above 'Dumpster Dived' is fuckin' high class shit.

So… we’re all heiresses then? Because we all have better furniture than Tom?

Fucking A boys. We’ve made it!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

will the old creeper hit her up for noodz?

Too old for Tom

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Too old for Tom

Yeah, in Tom's own words he prefers interacting with those who are "Young, Dumb and full of [his] cum" She only fits the bill for the dumb part.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Oh, he "got a lawyer". For business documentation, not litigation. He thinks the courts will appoint someone to litigate his case for him.

Spoiler: Tom's plan

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So what, on both forums what he wants is the site owners to give him his own forum, where he can presumably ban everyone who mocks him and be left with an empty forum? What a fool. HEY @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg! You know you can spend this money on just buying your own forum, right? If that's what you want then just do it yourself. Demanding to parasitically take over a subforum on someone else's website is beyond moronic

 

[What the shit]

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg did you contact elaine first or did she contact you?

 

[SITHRAK!]

Minc Law is my co-plaintiffs attorney and they're the ones suing. Diamondback Legal is going after all the stolen media planted everywhere else.

Can’t wait. Part of KF’s defence could theoretically be tabling evidence IN A COURT OF LAW to support allegations that you have sexually assaulted children and animals.

You might want to stop and think about what that might mean for you. Prison’s not kind to child molesters.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

So what, on both forums what he wants is the site owners to give him his own forum, where he can presumably ban everyone who mocks him and be left with an empty forum? What a fool. HEY @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg! You know you can spend this money on just buying your own forum, right? If that's what you want then just do it yourself. Demanding to parasitically take over a subforum on someone else's website is beyond moronic

He genuinely thinks that by having control over AMB and the Farms, he can suppress criticism while fostering his "true fans" hiding in the shadows because they don't want to be similarly bullied by said forums. He's incapable of understanding he has no "true fans" because he's detestable, and that anyone who says they are a fan is someone attempting to directly fuck with him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh my god, you do think Elaine is a billionaire helping you?

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“They say you’re not a real heiress, but your accent makes you sound like an uppity bitch.” Ever the charmer, our Tom.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do you think Tom is sitting at his computer cursing us Kiwis and swearing he will get us next time like Dr. Claw?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So what, on both forums what he wants is the site owners to give him his own forum, where he can presumably ban everyone who mocks him and be left with an empty forum? What a fool. HEY @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg! You know you can spend this money on just buying your own forum, right? If that's what you want then just do it yourself. Demanding to parasitically take over a subforum on someone else's website is beyond moronic

It's what he does. He joins a forum that doesn't know him, talks about his underage sexual conquest, impotently threatens to sue when the users are invariably horrified, and goes back to his hovel in Tuscon to cope and seethe when he's booted. Only Kiwi Farms and AMB have kept him for so long, only because we find him funny.

“They say you’re not a real heiress, but your accent makes you sound like an uppity bitch.” Ever the charmer, our Tom.

Careful, Thomas. Your masculine misogyny is showing.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Do you think Tom is sitting at his computer cursing us Kiwis and swearing he will get us next time like Dr. Claw?

I kinda hope so. At the very least, panicking and wondering how badly he just fucked up.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

At the very least, panicking and wondering how badly he just fucked up.

It's never his fault you know, clearly this woman was out to troll him and well he's just too bright for that.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

To be fair Tom does only own garbage furniture so anything above 'Dumpster Dived' is fuckin' high class shit.

"Upholstered Chairs? Tables not made out of dog-urine soaked wicker? An unsoiled mattress? You must be a Rockefeller, toots"

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Do it, faggot

 

[The I Scream Man]

Oh my god, you do think Elaine is a billionaire helping you?

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Oh boy oh boy, an HEIRESS!!! How exciting this is a turning point in your life Tom, be sure to make the most of it

Oh... oh what's this? A phone number? With a +44 country code????

Huh, a casual glance at Google says that the +44 country code is from the United Kingdom. Oh my goodness, obviously your reputation proceeds you. I wonder who you might know in the UK that would be interested in using ridiculous "law firms" that exist to only post silly form letters for massive amounts of money?

Just one question, did they contact you first? Please say yes, and also ask Vordrak if he knows who you are for real, bonus points if you spend paragraphs explaining your credentials

 

[MediocreMilt]

Be advised that I demand $1000 per day to keep you company when you're feeling lonely and decide to skitzo-post here during the holidays.

 

[draggs]

I voted yes because Tommy in charge of his own subforum would be funny

Until the glowies swooped in for all the cheese pizza

 

[blablabla]

tom you are a fucking retard holy shit. fucking cris chan has a better chance of closing this site than you pedo dogfucker pig