So she lists off the hundreds of dollars worth of things that she bought for herself on Amazon a couple of days before Christmas. I guess each of her family members will get a Starbeeze gift card, and maybe Peetz will get one for DoorDash.
Does she have it in her eggplant that, should she ever file taxes, she can write off the hair fibers because their part of her job?
The only critique I have is they should have added her gunting up from the table, when she had trouble heaving herself out of her chair after her mukbang. "Sham you beeze? You BEEZE!" 9/10
Some one mentioned she rubbed her gums alot when it was thought she was doing coke. She legit can't even do it right. Sort of like failing to properly figure out how the fuck to smoke a joint.
I fucking hate with a passion when she comes on with her dry ass mlem mlem mouth reminds me of a 90 year old grandma. I know water is almost a forbidden liquid in the death fat section but jfc does it not irritate her? And don't even get me started on how bad her breath must be
Peetz asked her for a drink and cake pop but she didn't get him his drink because the tramp has spilt coffee in her cup holders, obviously didn't clean it, so the cups left in there are frozen to the cup holder.
Spent $699 on a 65" TV from amazon.
Also bought:
Phone case
Pop socket
Air purifier filter
Huge container of hair fibres
Moroccan oil hair spray
Bobby pins
$150 bamboo sheets, that'll never get washed.
(Shake the coffee one more time and I'll shake your fucking head)
More vet visit promises
Retards are sending her money to say merry Christmas.
Wants to go skiing. Lol vlog it. Even better, have peetz film it so we can see the whole hilarious scene.
Needs to Pennington beeze because she has no clean underwear. Meaning she's not wearing any or wearing some crusty ones. I don't know which is worse.
Forgot about the Jamaican patty beeze community post last night. She was too out of it.
Sent stabby videos to learn how to edit.
Bought weed and cbd products as gifts.
Needs to take a few months to recover and then it's travel beezing for our jetsetting queen.
Going home to get ready then will be back live when she's shopping. Translation- she's going home to smoke and then will drive high to the mall.
Can't figure out why her hair is falling out when removing bobby pins mixed with hair spray will generally pull a few strands out. She is incompetent when it comes to fixing her hair properly (and using hair spray instead of a more gentle product) will more than likely just rip them out instead of removing them correctly.
Spent $699 on a 65" TV from amazon.
Also bought:
Phone case
Pop socket
Air purifier filter
Huge container of hair fibres
Moroccan oil hair spray
Bobby pins
$150 bamboo sheets, that'll never get washed.
So I take it no computer again for Peetz? Who was absolutely giddy when saying he was going to get it on her next payday.
She is really like a kid who can't wait to spend their $5 allowance each week. She couldn't even wait till the day after Christmas when everything is going to be on sale to buy it. That money burns a hole in her pocket before she even gets it each month.
I fucking hate with a passion when she comes on with her dry ass mlem mlem mouth reminds me of a 90 year old grandma. I know water is almost a forbidden liquid in the death fat section but jfc does it not irritate her? And don't even get me started on how bad her breath must be
Peetz asked her for a drink and cake pop but she didn't get him his drink because the tramp has spilt coffee in her cup holders, obviously didn't clean it, so the cups left in there are frozen to the cup holder.
Spent $699 on a 65" TV from amazon.
Also bought:
Phone case
Pop socket
Air purifier filter
Huge container of hair fibres
Moroccan oil hair spray
Bobby pins
$150 bamboo sheets, that'll never get washed.
(Shake the coffee one more time and I'll shake your fucking head)
Peetz asked her for a drink and cake pop but she didn't get him his drink because the tramp has spilt coffee in her cup holders, obviously didn't clean it, so the cups left in there are frozen to the cup holder.
Spent $699 on a 65" TV from amazon.
Also bought:
Phone case
Pop socket
Air purifier filter
Huge container of hair fibres
Moroccan oil hair spray
Bobby pins
$150 bamboo sheets, that'll never get washed.
That 65” TV is being delivered to Nader’s place, guaranteed. She’ll bring the smaller TV back for Beetz (if Stabbington El Smythe hasn’t already pawned it obvs).
I dread to think how rank her bedsheets are that instead of washing them she had to buy new ones. She shit the bed worse than usual I’m sure of it.
So Canada is basically going on lock down, and she's talking about going to Montreal to "beeze" in a hotel by herself on New Years eve with room service and a nice dinner in a fancy restaurant. So basically she's going to do an Amberlynn and go on "vacation" to do nothing, with no one, no Ejupt.
Québec is going into lockdown starting Dec 26th but it's nothing really harsh compared to the full lockdown we went through last year. This time we can cross the Ontario border, gathering up to 6 people is allowed, there's no curfew and restaurants can open at 50% of their regular capacity (but must close at 10pm).
Basically Chantal has all the right in the world to travel to Montréal in order to beeze, tho the prime minister recommended to stay at home and travel only if necessary (not like the behemoth cares).
But I'll tell you this : the Omicron is running wild in the province. Even fully vaccinated people who are still being very careful are testing positive. I've personally seen more people around me getting (mildly, thankfully ) sick with covid this past 10 days than the previous 22 months altogether.
So go ahead Chantal. Come visit us. Come beeze at Orange Julep and Schwartz and expose yourself to the variant as much as possible. Bring your fake boyfriend with you as well. And then bring it back to Peetz. This would be a great way to start the new year!
Who the fuck am I kidding. This fucking cockroach will apparently survive anything.
Some one mentioned she rubbed her gums alot when it was thought she was doing coke. She legit can't even do it right. Sort of like failing to properly figure out how the fuck to smoke a joint.
She's always tired and exhausted. What is she needing to recover from now? Jesus H, like this mammoth actually does anything that expels energy besides heaving herself off the kitchen chair to go shit. And we know she doesn't even clean her ass properly. She is hilarious lol
"Needs to take a few months to recover then it's travel beezing"... recover from WHAT exactly?
As mentioned most of her exertion consists of heaving herself out of her car seat or chair, typically when food foraging & you'd think the anticipatory adrenaline would negate any feeling of being tired.
People I know often use travel TO recover from a bout of life difficulties; not pout at home first, then travel.
the Queen of sharts is back on Instagram just in time to wish her loyal idiots subjects a very Beezy Christmas
ETA: she just added 2 silly pics of her cats and this moronic poster dedicated to her ridiculous obsession with cheese
But I'll tell you this : the Omicron is running wild in the province. Even fully vaccinated people who are still being very careful are testing positive.
But if she hasn't caught any variant yet and with all of her health conditions would it not be as mild compared to most people?
I've heard a comparable example that getting vaxxed is the dress rehearsal and then getting a variant is the opening night.
Woke up this morning to a missed Gunt stream and the Rona possibly running rampant in the house. So morning started off kinda shitty. Then I get into my first game of the day and see this shit. The person's name is Chantal Anal and their character's name is Roadhog, for anyone who is unaware. He is a giant pig man with a massive boiler. How ironically hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, random hero.
Woke up this morning to a missed Gunt stream and the Rona possibly running rampant in the house. So morning started off kinda shitty. Then I get into my first game of the day and see this shit. The person's name is Chantal Anal and their character's name is Roadhog, for anyone who is unaware. He is a giant pig man with a massive boiler. How ironically hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, random hero.
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