Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Sammich]

It's a real picture, someone decided to try and shave their cat starting at the neck and the cat wasn't having any of it and wouldn't let them shave any more. Here is the original pic:

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Edit: Also I apologize for not saying in my original that this was a joke, I didn't realize it would confuse people without context, if I come up with any other confusing gems I will be sure to clarify before posting hahah

The funniest part of it, is that is something chins would pull. 10/10 shitpost there!

 

[Motherf*cker]

So Canada is basically going on lock down, and she's talking about going to Montreal to "beeze" in a hotel by herself on New Years eve with room service and a nice dinner in a fancy restaurant. So basically she's going to do an Amberlynn and go on "vacation" to do nothing, with no one, no Ejupt.

Don't believe a word of it.

Québec is currently going on full lockdown (and it's questionable if you call them Canadians or all of Canada) so it wouldn't make sense to go to Montréal.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Very late, life. Still have a couple of pages to catch up on and am highly amused at her reported delusion about potentially holding down a job at a weed dispensary. Dutch Courage & others have been given excellent takes on the directly job related reasons she would quickly flame out, if she even got through the hiring process.

This old boomer knows bugger all about the intricacies of pot. As a teen I smoked to get high & few cared enough to know much about the product. Times & the product have changed & that's a great thing because the stuff is WAY stronger & there has been a staggering explosion in strengths & varieties available. Currently I buy the stuff for a person with a growing medical need for the stuff.

The staff I've been dealing with as I try to grasp just the fundamentals have been a great help. They REALLY know their shit & they CARE about their product & customers. The service attitude is superb & I don't imagine it could be faked for long. These are people persons as well as pot enthusiasts.

They're mainly young which is amusing because in my area, most buyers aren't. Many present in very formerly alternative but increasingly mainstream ways, tats, piercings, clothing & hair/makeup styles this old bat is way behind the times trying to identify. But no matter their appearance, they're CLEAN, unfailingly polite & genuinely sociable. They're tactful when they gently probe for the information they need to best meet you, the customer's needs. I've seen the delivery drivers & they too are more than presentable & their vehicles clean.

The idea that Chantal could maintain a facade of customer service, regulate her moods & not display the level of smug, insufferable arrogance we so often witness in her streams makes me giggle. I'd pay to watch her squirm in the face of customers with questions she's in no way capable of answering.

ETA: She'd better get used to not being able to get fast/junk food productswhen she feels she's entitled to them. A lot of drivers & others working food chain logistics are currently sidelined - either down with CoVD or riding out an isolation protocol because of potential exposure. This close to the holidays, store shelves should be crammed with product with only isolated shortages. This year, that's not the case.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Very late, life. Still have a couple of pages to catch up on and am highly amused at her reported delusion about potentially holding down a job at a weed dispensary. Dutch Courage & others have been given excellent takes on the directly job related reasons she would quickly flame out, if she even got through the hiring process.

This old boomer knows bugger all about the intricacies of pot. As a teen I smoked to get high & few cared enough to know much about the product. Times & the product have changed & that's a great thing because the stuff is WAY stronger & there has been a staggering explosion in strengths & varieties available. Currently I buy the stuff for a person with a growing medical need for the stuff.

The staff I've been dealing with as I try to grasp just the fundamentals have been a great help. They REALLY know their shit & they CARE about their product & customers. The service attitude is superb & I don't imagine it could be faked for long. These are people persons as well as pot enthusiasts.

They're mainly young which is amusing because in my area, most buyers aren't. Many present in very formerly alternative but increasingly mainstream ways, tats, piercings, clothing & hair/makeup styles this old bat is way behind the times trying to identify. But no matter their appearance, they're CLEAN, unfailingly polite & genuinely sociable. They're tactful when they gently probe for the information they need to best meet you, the customer's needs. I've seen the delivery drivers & they too are more than presentable & their vehicles clean.

The idea that Chantal could maintain a facade of customer service, regulate her moods & not display the level of smug, insufferable arrogance we so often witness in her streams makes me giggle. I'd pay to watch her squirm in the face of customers with questions she's in no way capable of answering.

Chantal rips a massive fart in front of customers and laughs hysterically, then cries as her boss is giving her the boot, “why can’t you accept me for who I am?? I just wanna BEEEEEEEZE!”

 

[ChantalsLastHairStrand]

She’s so tuned out she probably doesn’t realize things are shutting down as of tomorrow. You think she bothers with the news? She’ll figure it out after her idiots inform her a hundred times.

Nothing is “shutting down” as of yet in Ontario. It’s 50% capacity. Not that it matters she ain’t doing shit but drive thru’s.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Well, given that she looks to have zero street smarts, doesn’t know about keeping your head on a swivel, always streams everything she does, and only cares about her surroundings in order to gorge on food without disturbance (and even that may seem like a thing of the past), she’d certainly be carjacked in the wrong neighborhood.

I'm cracking up pretty hard at the mental image of a couple guys trying to wrestle the absolute bulk that is Chins out of the open car door, huffing, puffing, finally giving up and running away.
Next stream "I fought off carjackers u guise I'm gonna start a self defense beeze next week"

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

She’s so tuned out she probably doesn’t realize things are shutting down as of tomorrow. You think she bothers with the news? She’ll figure it out after her idiots inform her a hundred times.

I reckon the only time she hears the news is when Peetz is droning on at her. The only reason she knows who the prime minister is is because she thinks he’s “hawt”. She spends all her spare time reading this thread and watching reaction channels, she doesn’t have time to keep up with current affairs!

 

[lottalove]

LET'S BEEZE 12/22/2021

Spoiler: archive 4 parts

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[440088]

Aside from the actual physical requirement of delivering weed - the bitch can’t even stand upright for 10 mins. She has little knowledge of weed. She would just be an awful hire period because she doesn’t even know the product she’s selling. She doesn’t know how to smoke it. (Rarely does a good inhale) doesn’t know the different strands and I doubt she even knows how to weight the shit out. If a customer came in looking for any specific weed or suggestions they would be shit out of luck. Why the hell would a weed shop hire somebody that knows shit all about weed. As much as she claims she loves it. I doubt she has any in-depth knowledge about it. And maybe she thinks she’s just going to be a delivery driver. Like hocking pizzas. Even then what is she going to do? God forbid she spot a child out in the wild. She’d have a fucking heart attack. She wouldn’t last a day. And even if she did get hired somehow. French fry girl and company would harass the shit out of the place. I know some retard hater would be trying their damnest to get an IRL gunt sighting.

 

[Summerday]

Very late, life. Still have a couple of pages to catch up on and am highly amused at her reported delusion about potentially holding down a job at a weed dispensary. Dutch Courage & others have been given excellent takes on the directly job related reasons she would quickly flame out, if she even got through the hiring process.

This old boomer knows bugger all about the intricacies of pot. As a teen I smoked to get high & few cared enough to know much about the product. Times & the product have changed & that's a great thing because the stuff is WAY stronger & there has been a staggering explosion in strengths & varieties available. Currently I buy the stuff for a person with a growing medical need for the stuff.

The staff I've been dealing with as I try to grasp just the fundamentals have been a great help. They REALLY know their shit & they CARE about their product & customers. The service attitude is superb & I don't imagine it could be faked for long. These are people persons as well as pot enthusiasts.

They're mainly young which is amusing because in my area, most buyers aren't. Many present in very formerly alternative but increasingly mainstream ways, tats, piercings, clothing & hair/makeup styles this old bat is way behind the times trying to identify. But no matter their appearance, they're CLEAN, unfailingly polite & genuinely sociable. They're tactful when they gently probe for the information they need to best meet you, the customer's needs. I've seen the delivery drivers & they too are more than presentable & their vehicles clean.

The idea that Chantal could maintain a facade of customer service, regulate her moods & not display the level of smug, insufferable arrogance we so often witness in her streams makes me giggle. I'd pay to watch her squirm in the face of customers with questions she's in no way capable of answering.

ETA: She'd better get used to not being able to get fast/junk food productswhen she feels she's entitled to them. A lot of drivers & others working food chain logistics are currently sidelined - either down with CoVD or riding out an isolation protocol because of potential exposure. This close to the holidays, store shelves should be crammed with product with only isolated shortages. This year, that's not the case.

Once Chantal realizes she has to actually get out of her car to deliver the goods she will either
1. Text the customer and tell them to come to her
2. Force Peetz to drive around with her to do the actual delivering to door
3. Send a text quitting and blaming the weed shop for their stupid rules of making her get In and out of her car and go to the door when the customer should come to her
There is a 0% chance Chantal would actually think getting any kind of job was a good enough idea to warrant the effort of attending an interview for.

 

[CVNT]

Once Chantal realizes she has to actually get out of her car to deliver the goods she will either
1. Text the customer and tell them to come to her
2. Force Peetz to drive around with her to do the actual delivering to door
3. Send a text quitting and blaming the weed shop for their stupid rules of making her get In and out of her car and go to the door when the customer should come to her
There is a 0% chance Chantal would actually think getting any kind of job was a good enough idea to warrant the effort of attending an interview for.

I can’t even see her getting a job that requires competence when upon looking at her you can see she can’t even take care of herself (let alone seeing what she’s presented online)

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

A typical delivery:

She texts a customer to come to BK, despite the fact that it is a 5-10 minute drive away from that person's house. The customer arrives, rightfully pissed, and realizes upon sight that the reason they had to drive 10 minutes to pick up the weed they ordered to showed up at their house is because a complete lard is delivering it. Chantal smiles from inside the car, BBQ sauce smeared across her face. "You're weed beezin', eh?" She says. The customer demands their weed. "Oh, hold on a sec, lemme find it." In the middle of a very public parking lot, Chantal shifts through $850.00 dollars worth of weed while the woman on employment insurance taps her foot impatiently wearing an oversized t-shirt, shivering - nothing suspicious. Deciding that it is more prudent to only put ~10% of her maximum effort into finding this customer's purchase, Chantal mindlessly rambles about herself for 15 minutes while tauntingly smoking a J to present the right image. Finally, upon finding the bag of goods, Chantal takes $100.00 from the customer. Uh-Oh! The purchase was only $80.00. What is she to do? She figures it out - it's another trip through the BK drive through for Chantal. "Just wait here, I'll get you some change *baboon laughter.*" 10 minutes later, Chantal returns. "Here's you're weed - sorry about that mess.... Hey, do you happen to watch YouTube?" Rinse and repeat. Naturally, all of this is live.

 

[Itspinklava]

Here’s her community post from a few hours ago because no one has posted it yet.

She never came back on with the Jamaican food. I’m guessing either she was too stoned, or she ordered from the pyramid and realized people would know she drove after smoking weed again.

 

[literally low-key]

If Chantal never learned to breathe through her nose, how does she manage to snort coke?

 

[Marf]

Nader or whoever is reuploading old videos on his channel. Maybe he's trying to squeeze more views out of desperation?

 

[Captain’s Coffee]

If Chantal never learned to breathe through her nose, how does she manage to snort coke?

She can breathe through her nose. She just doesn’t. If you had to exist in close proximity to Chantal or live in that luxury Villa with the full litter boxes, you wouldn’t breathe through your nose either.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Coffee Beeze
Dec 23, 2021

 

[Studmuffinstuffin]

Chantal would never get a job it would only be to get high for free. She couldn't work at a weed dispensary for fear of gaining a stalker just like bjork and her skinny ankles can't take the pain of beating suitors off with a stick

What's going on with Chilean gypsy now she insisted on inserting herself and now the cold feet or is chantal staking out the shack

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Merry Christmas you lovely bitches.

 

[TeracottaPah]

Merry Christmas you lovely bitches.

The only critique I have is they should have added her gunting up from the table, when she had trouble heaving herself out of her chair after her mukbang. "Sham you beeze? You BEEZE!" 9/10