Ethan Ralph the Food Connoisseur (and fashion expert) - Discuss gunt's food choices and shitty merch -- Surprise! The fat pig consumes a lot of food.

[Desktop User2]

I've never deep fried anything so I defer to your judgement on this, but even just resting meat lets you avoid the pink chicken problem. Don't absolutely nuke it, don't serve it while it's still the temperature of volcanic rock, and you'll likely be good.

you can just cut it into smaller pieces, don´t have to fry a whole breast in one piece.

Needs more Soyjack pointing

Very poor coating as well. The dark spots on the cooked to mush pasta are probably due to blowtorching, you know the shit they do to "gratin" instead of doing it the right way. In this case is less egregious than what the japs do to their nigiris, but I hate the taste of butane on anything.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Reminded me of a certain style icon.

 

[Fannyscum]

Surprise surprise, the Ralphs are having beef for christmas dinner:

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[Fìddlesticks]

If you can't cook chicken then prime rib is going to be beyond your capabilites. At least if you eat it raw on the inside it's safe in comparison to chicken sashimi.

If May must let food die in vain. Could she at least practice with just vegetables or pasta.

I look forward to more finger gunt pointing at depressed dead cow for Christmas.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Surprise surprise, the Ralphs are having beef for christmas dinner:
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Are they still in Vegas for Christmas. At least plain beef there will be better than Pantsu cooking it

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

No sette pesci from the Italian? No baked clams or fried fresh calamari? Disappointing.

 

[TheHardR]

Ralphs new hairstyle is very telling. Photo 1 red line shows where hairline is. Photo 2 shows what stapling a flying squirrel to your head looks like

 

[Fannyscum]

I think this represents a step up for Ralph, in that the food is reasonably priced for what it is. Covering the quesadilla in cheese sauce that looks like cum is a decision but whatever helps the big guy get it down:

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El Cerro Azul is an authentic Mexican restaurant with locations in Midlothian and Powhatan, Virginia.

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[MediocreMilt]

Tasty

Fucking EWW!

And I've been rooting for Ralph to HOOF and GUNT Alice for a long time. But fuck's sake, the man just can't help but be a sexual retard on social media. Truly Tommie Tooter 2.

 

[An automatic clown]

Ralphs new hairstyle is very telling. Photo 1 red line shows where hairline is. Photo 2 shows what stapling a flying squirrel to your head looks like

He's doing what his boss daddy Nick Fuentes does, just push everything forward to hide the rapidly receding hairline

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think this represents a step up for Ralph, in that the food is reasonably priced for what it is. Covering the quesadilla in cheese sauce that looks like cum is a decision but whatever helps the big guy get it down:
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Menus | El Cerro Azul

El Cerro Azul is an authentic Mexican restaurant with locations in Midlothian and Powhatan, Virginia.

www.elcerroazul.com

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If you go to a authentic Mexican hole in the way you don’t order quesadillas as any gringo can make that. You get something good like a Chimichanga.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Surprise surprise, the Ralphs are having beef for christmas dinner:
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Haha, let's be real it's probably some frozen tv dinner meat lol. Cant have Guntys fetching horse husband slave away at the kitchen too long.

 

[Wyzzerd]

Maybe Pntsu is trying to kill Ralph with food poisoning via undercooked chicken.

She's going to have to try a lot harder than that to kill the Ralphamale. His bloodstream has so much alchohol in it that it will cleanse most toxins that would down a normal man.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

May posts so much uh... d e l i c i o u s l o o k i n g f o o d....

I see no reason why she doesn't start a fun cooking youtube channel! It could be part of the Peaceful Sunset family of er... h i g h q u a l i t y p r o g r a m m i n g

 

[Retrodogkiller]

May posts so much uh... d e l i c i o u s l o o k i n g f o o d....

I see no reason why she doesn't start a fun cooking youtube channel! It could be part of the Peaceful Sunset family of er... h i g h q u a l i t y p r o g r a m m i n g

Cooking with the horse would be entertaining for the wrong reasons.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Cooking with the horse would be entertaining for the wrong reasons.

What we need is a challenge cooking show. We have surfer giving May directions using only words and May has to follow said directions.

The amount of schizo rants and burnt toast will be off the charts

 

[Fannyscum]

Hot fashion for cold winter nights. Looking good!:

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[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Hot fashion for cold winter nights. Looking good!:
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Thought that was Michael Sisco the wannabe carpetbagger politician for a second

Would be better with a kid Diddler hat

Also saw someone post these on Instagram. They must be long lost relatives to May

 

[Fannyscum]

Poor Salty Sandra had to spend her last Christmas alive with Ralph and Pantsu pointing and taking photos of everything, probably wondering what happened to the nice teenage girl that had been keeping her company.


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These boots are TINY:



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[Talakai]

Poor Salty Sandra had to spend her last Christmas alive with Ralph and Pantsu pointing and taking photos of everything, probably wondering what happened to the nice teenage girl that had been keeping her company.
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These boots are TINY:
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These are childrens' boots.