Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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That's an ego salve, as it is for many who tweet about how they are part of #TheResistance or whatever, If there were literally any risk to doing so, if there were a true resistance, these absolute units would never dare to say a fucking word.
These punks would be shoving Jews into ovens if they were in Nazi Germany and that was the "right side of history" at the time.
You rarely ever see black homosexuals in movies, tv shows, novels, etc these days. Besides Patrick's novels of course.
Older black people are pretty socially conservative. This had the ironic result of California voting NO to gay marriage, the swing vote being older black voters, some of whom had never voted before, showing up to vote for Obama and, since they were there already, voting on a ballot question that would never have brought them to the polls by itself.
 
Don't question why the female crab monster alien has a male sex characteristic, or it will fly into a murderous rage--good message, Patrick!
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It's the little things in Pat's awful writing that really help me hate him. Why would gift ribbon still exist as a concept in a far-flung sci-fi future where people hang out with tranny crabs?

This is only one step above naming your sci-fi newspaper the Cyber Post or the Digital Herald.
 
It's the little things in Pat's awful writing that really help me hate him. Why would gift ribbon still exist as a concept in a far-flung sci-fi future where people hang out with tranny crabs?

This is only one step above naming your sci-fi newspaper the Cyber Post or the Digital Herald.
Or just the concept that if you're on the right side of history now, and it's the future, centuries or millennia from now, why would a tranny crab even be a surprising thing? That would just be entirely normal by then, right?
 
Pat reviews the new Matrix movie. He's been gushing about it for months so it must have been horrendous to warrant such a tepid review.

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No idea what he's referring to here, but Pat has no principles. He was completely anti-vax while Trump was president and flipped his stance the second that Biden was sworn in.

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Pat finds a kindred spirit.

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Meanwhile, over in an alternate dimension. Handsome Rick is sharing more of his DC vacation photos.

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He's also planning on taking his daughter to Disney World. What a guy!

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Love the Handsome Rick bit, but I think it would be even funnier if whoever running it only shopped Patrick to look better and left his wife all ugly, boxy, and piss-toothed. Just to show what a great guy Rick is. He loves her for who she is, not what she looks like.And it doesn't hurt that she "LOVES THE D", but in this universe that's a privately known fact between the 2 of them that Rick would never share on the internet out of respect for his partner.
It would be a great bit for Handsome Rick's wife to leave him, take the children, his books stop selling as well and slowly stop photoshopping him until he's just Patrick
 
It would be a great bit for Handsome Rick's wife to leave him, take the children, his books stop selling as well and slowly stop photoshopping him until he's just Patrick
LMFAO. Apparently the guy behind it does have some big plans for Handsome Rick. He did Handsome Jim Norton on Twitter as well for years, so this could be great. But I have a feeling Ugly Rick will soon make getting rid of Handsome Rick his top priority.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if he genuinely can't see the difference between the pictures.
Important update on Pat's 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Sounds like it's going to be a real humdinger.

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This might be the saddest thing I've seen him do. Bragging about a single joke he's crowbarred into an idiotic fan fiction that nobody will read, for some mild twitter praise from a handful of losers. Utterly pathetic. He has such a simple, shallow mind but just can't see it.

Some guy tries to strike up a conversation about this mindless wittering, and once again patrick acts like a hateable cunt.

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Meanwhile, over in an alternate dimension. Handsome Rick is sharing more of his DC vacation photos.

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He's also planning on taking his daughter to Disney World. What a guy!

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And so begins the Liquid Tomlinson Saga.
It's so hard to tell which one's the real Patrick Tomlinson. I'm leaning towards Liquid Pat because he seems like a really nice guy who makes the world a better place just by being alive. Solid Pat on the other hand is a psychotic dumbass who abandons his children and files frivolous lawsuits against people.

We need a contest to see which one is the real Patrick. Both of them should write five short stories with the fifth one being on a topic that the other Pat comes up with. The real Patrick will be decided by a panel of judges yet to be determined.
 
Pat gives some sage writing advice.

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"There have always, and everywhere, been POC and LGBTQ. No, it's not "history" to be all white."

Uh oh. I wonder how many big black gay military men Patrick has shoehorned into his 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Does Tiny Tim stumble into the barracks of the Queen's African Rifles and participate in the Sambia tribesmen's coming-of-age ceremony?
 
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