Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

LMFAO. Apparently the guy behind it does have some big plans for Handsome Rick. He did Handsome Jim Norton on Twitter as well for years, so this could be great. But I have a feeling Ugly Rick will soon make getting rid of Handsome Rick his top priority.

Handsome Jim Norton and Handsome Rich Vos are classics. I'm excited to know this bit is in experienced hands.

Important update on Pat's 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Sounds like it's going to be a real humdinger.

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Who doesn't love forgettable contemporary humor shoved into a timeless classic? #amfaggot #amretarded

 

[Throwing Romans]

Is calling someone on the internet fat a federal crime? Asking for a friend.

It'd be worth getting the death penalty just to keep calling this scumbag out for being the fat fuck he is.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He wants to get in touch with the FBI but he refuses to get in touch with his own daughter

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Do you think Pat would be less of a gay liberal tryhard if he was an actual Big City Liberal™ instead of being some fat rube in the Midwest?

A lot of Pat's insanity comes from how he portrays himself as a "conservative" with his love of "manly things". If Pat actually were a Big City Liberal (Milwaukee doesn't count since even Chicago is a strange backwater to the REAL Big City types in NYC), he'd probably ditch the conservative angle and be a more generic loonie leftie. Probably just MovieBob without the Nintendo and Mahvel.

Virtue signaling doesn't exist. You just don't have the principles and deeply held beliefs that I do. How many egg-rolls have you personally eaten, child? I'm the General Tso of this culture war.
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Yikes looks kinda racist to me ngl

 

[AnOminous]

No idea what he's referring to here, but Pat has no principles. He was completely anti-vax while Trump was president and flipped his stance the second that Biden was sworn in.

There goes Fat Rick, pointing at his forehead, completely unaware that what he is saying is "look at me, pointing at an absolutely retarded faggot."

 

[Imposteroak]

Virtue signaling doesn't exist. You just don't have the principles and deeply held beliefs that I do. How many egg-rolls have you personally eaten, child? I'm the General Tso of this culture war.
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Is this a real tweet? I feel like I've lost the plot between all these fake accounts. I remember when covid first took off and I was craving some dumplings. I measured my hatred of chinks and existential fear of the coofening, and just got some anyway. I think the CCP is shit but I'm not gonna let that get in the way of tasty cheap food.

 

[YMB]

Is this a real tweet? I feel like I've lost the plot between all these fake accounts. I remember when covid first took off and I was craving some dumplings. I measured my hatred of chinks and existential fear of the coofening, and just got some anyway. I think the CCP is shit but I'm not gonna let that get in the way of tasty cheap food.

Oh, it's real alright. https://archive.ph/AmT3z I wish this Pat shit would've actually gone viral since it perfectly exemplifies what virtue signaling and slacktivism looks like.

 

[thismanlies]

Virtue signaling doesn't exist. You just don't have the principles and deeply held beliefs that I do. How many egg-rolls have you personally eaten, child? I'm the General Tso of this culture war.
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Once upon a time a few melanin-enriched fellows overheard me reciting a few rap lyrics. Long story short, telling them you’re not racist because you like the same foods they do doesn’t work.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Virtue signaling doesn't exist. You just don't have the principles and deeply held beliefs that I do. How many egg-rolls have you personally eaten, child? I'm the General Tso of this culture war.
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Got a few eggroll noodle orders from Ching Chongery Tai-Fu House to combat racists. Also had some McDonalds BLM burger to combat the fascists then me and my wife were hungry so we got a quick Wendy's to say fuck you to the sexists. #ambulking #amstillhungry

 

[Nod Flenders]

Once upon a time a few melanin-enriched fellows overheard me reciting a few rap lyrics. Long story short, telling them you’re not racist because you like the same foods they do doesn’t work.

The actual Chinese would laugh at Patrick.

 

[ShinyStar]

The actual Chinese would laugh at Patrick.

Nah. They'd look at him, wrinkle their noses in disgust, and say, "You fat!"

 

[r00]

Nah. They'd look at him, wrinkle their noses in disgust, and say, "You fat!"

Fatlick Tomrinson

 

[Oliver Onions]

Also, an update on the imposter account.

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"because this is how a totally normal person who isn't clearly and deeply mentally ill spends years of their lives." - Man who has spent years of his life obsessively tweeting at and reporting random Twitter accounts

Pat's complete lack of self-awareness is why he became my favourite cow; Chris-chan is more in touch with reality than this dough-headed fuckwit.

It'd be worth getting the death penalty just to keep calling this scumbag out for being the fat fuck he is.

My last words before they flipped the switch on Ol' Sparky would be 'Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.'

 

[JustStopDude]

Important update on Pat's 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Sounds like it's going to be a real humdinger.

I honestly want to read this. Smart Americans tend to cover European centric stories rather poorly at times. I can't even fathom how Patrick will butcher something as complex as the brexit mess.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Important update on Pat's 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff. Sounds like it's going to be a real humdinger.

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Also, an update on the imposter account.

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I wouldn't be surprised if he genuinely can't see the difference between the pictures.


This might be the saddest thing I've seen him do. Bragging about a single joke he's crowbarred into an idiotic fan fiction that nobody will read, for some mild twitter praise from a handful of losers. Utterly pathetic. He has such a simple, shallow mind but just can't see it.

Some guy tries to strike up a conversation about this mindless wittering, and once again patrick acts like a hateable cunt.

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Liberal Americans got really really offended by Brexit for reasons I still don’t totally understand. Maybe it poked a hole in their Le Progressive Culture Europe fantasies.

Also him lecturing the guy on Victorian history - a man who has been to the UK once and only to the major tourist attractions at that - made me lol.

 

[Johnny Anal Beads]

I honestly want to read this. Smart Americans tend to cover European centric stories rather poorly at times. I can't even fathom how Patrick will butcher something as complex as the brexit mess.

We kicked you guys out
Seventeen-Seventy-Six
Fuck all wypipo

Fat nigger haiku ayyyyy

 

[Nihil Jung]

"because this is how a totally normal person who isn't clearly and deeply mentally ill spends years of their lives." - Man who has spent years of his life obsessively tweeting at and reporting random Twitter accounts

Pat's complete lack of self-awareness is why he became my favourite cow; Chris-chan is more in touch with reality than this dough-headed fuckwit.

Not only is Chris more in touch with reality, but he has also sold expontentially more books than Farrick ever will. Like WAY WAY more.

He's also thinner (esp. on those 3 squares a day in lock up), manlier and has a more realistic self-image. And smarter.

I would like to see the both of them in a "who hates trump more" off. I don't think Chris would appreciate being called "child" very much.

 

[JustStopDude]

We kicked you guys out
Seventeen-Seventy-Six
Fuck all wypipo

Fat nigger haiku ayyyyy

I'm Eastern European.

Like any good god fearing person, I enjoy watching the Brits and their self inflicted wounds.

 

[ImportantOpinions]

Liberal Americans got really really offended by Brexit for reasons I still don’t totally understand. Maybe it poked a hole in their Le Progressive Culture Europe fantasies.

Also him lecturing the guy on Victorian history - a man who has been to the UK once and only to the major tourist attractions at that - made me lol.

Brexit was pretty much "Hitler invades Poland" but for Trump. Just like a bunch of boomers taking pictures at Nancy Pelosi's desk was pretty much Fort Sumter but for Trump.

A lot of American liberals really, really want their struggles to be the most anyone in history has ever suffered. I think Patrick once made a tweet saying Trump was way worse than Hitler because reasons.

 

[Skeletor]

Cant help but notice that fatty took his wife’s eggroll.