DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

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Can someone photoshop a Nazi hat and uniform to complement Pigler's salute?

Pig Heil!

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It's not a stroke it's palsy face

I've always been in the Bell's camp.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

He seriously is, and he really should've been dragged back to CT by his parents. No joke, he has no business being allowed to run his own life, he's too mentally unwell for the two people who raised him to let him waste away like this. Though I'm sure Linda is handicapped not by delusions but by the fact that she's just not savvy enough to do what little it would take to see what her son is lying to her about. That, or she did, and simply gave up. Either way, she should be ashamed of herself. I may not think quite as little of her as before, but she still fucked up.

And Phil is going to be ended by his spending, not his income suddenly vanishing out of thin air. It will dwindle, no doubt, over time, but his inability to adjust accordingly will be what makes that matter.

As cringe as it sound when people do this buuuuuuut, THIS...all of this ^

I popped in and out of this disaster and just felt pity, pity for Daveand Linda Burnell that this, this is their legacy. Linda and Dave should probably come and get this mentally handicapped mess yet I have this lingering feeling they gave up on him after the wedding and bankruptcy.

 

[Corpun]

These pictures reminded me how much effort Phil goes through to hide his teeth. How fucked are his teeth, is he just really insecure about them? He looks like he lost his dentures.

Hasn't he gone on record saying he only brushes his teeth when he goes outside, like t's body spray or something and not basic hygiene everyone should do if they don't want rotting gums. I saw that clip somewhere.

This is good food for Gentledood Phil.

Is mature and manly food.
No need to chew.
No need to pull the MEAT off the BONES.
Not a project to eat.
Doesn't hurt the delicate, custom styled teeth and gums.
Can't mess up the food ! Just add water !
It is always an authentic recipe !

Don't disrespect oatmeal like that. Probably too much work for Phil anyways.

I popped in and out of this disaster and just felt pity, pity for Daveand Linda Burnell that this, this is their legacy. Linda and Dave should probably come and get this mentally handicapped mess yet I have this lingering feeling they gave up on him after the wedding and bankruptcy.

Doe Dave and Linda even love their don? Neither can eb put under pignosis and there is no way they aren't aware he has lied about the ten year plan yet. He moved across the country to avoid tough questions from them ffs. I keep my fingers crossed they cut him out of the will entirely.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Another thing to note is that poor oral hygiene does actually damage your heart.

• The bacteria that infect the gums and cause gingivitis and periodontitis also travel to blood vessels elsewhere in the body where they cause blood vessel inflammation and damage; tiny blood clots, heart attack and stroke may follow. Supporting this idea is the finding of remnants of oral bacteria within atherosclerotic blood vessels far from the mouth. Then again, antibiotic treatment has not proven effective at reducing cardiovascular risk.
• Rather than bacteria causing the problem, it's the body's immune response – inflammation - that sets off a cascade of vascular damage throughout the body, including the heart and brain.
• There may be no direct connection between gum disease and cardiovascular disease; the reason they may occur together is that there is a 3rd factor (such as smoking) that's a risk factor for both conditions. Other potential "confounders" include poor access to healthcare and lack of exercise – perhaps people without health insurance or who don't take good care of their overall health are more likely to have poor oral health and heart disease

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Doe Dave and Linda even love their don? Neither can eb put under pignosis and there is no way they aren't aware he has lied about the ten year plan yet. He moved across the country to avoid tough questions from them ffs. I keep my fingers crossed they cut him out of the will entirely.

I wouldn't be surprised if they did cut him off or at the very least dumped him on khet, thought a wild speculation would be Khet turned him on them.

Makes me wonder if this is where this change from "mai parents are going to die" and mentioning his weekly call to his mom to this recent doesn't miss his parents or care.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Hasn't he gone on record saying he only brushes his teeth when he goes outside, like t's body spray or something and not basic hygiene everyone should do if they don't want rotting gums. I saw that clip somewhere.

So he only brushes his teeth once a week. Good God, his teeth are just cavities.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

The thumbnails never fail to amuse.

 

[Comma]

In case you missed it, here's a compilation of DSP mentioning the "hat switch" tips goal (that wasn't a tips goal) over 15 times:

 

[Crooked 16th]

About 30 minutes in a character creator for a fps where you never see your face

 

[TheGoutburglar]

In case you missed it, here's a compilation of DSP mentioning the "hat switch" tips goal (that wasn't a tips goal) over 15 times:

I really want him to keep going with this shtick. It's so much more illuminating, him pretending things are different, but being the same entitled fuck. I can just see it now: "Well that's it for the day stream, thanks everyone for tuning in, be sure to come back in a few hours for the night stream, where we'll be playing X. Only had to change my hat once this stream, which is not good. That's quite a drop from yesterday, hopefully we can turn that around later, because honestly guys, I could really use those tips right now so me and my mo-Khet can go shopping soon. Sound good? All right..."

 

[LieLieFyre]

Merry Christmas you nudniks. Hope you all have a good one.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Reminder that this is The Guy who went on multiple extended rants calling retail workers fucking morons and who yesterday went on an unhinged ran calling his Doordash driver a fucking idiot and said he's not gonna tip him because the driver had the audacity, the chutzpah, the nerve to deliver someone else's food before he delivered Phil the God's Gift to Earth's hard to eat, complex, challenging, stressful food that's like doing work when you try to eat it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

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Reminder that this is The Guy who went on multiple extended rants calling retail workers fucking morons and who yesterday went on an unhinged ran calling his Doordash driver a fucking idiot and said he's not gonna tip him because the driver had the audacity, the chutzpah, the nerve to deliver someone else's food before he delivered Phil the God's Gift to Earth's hard to eat, complex, challenging, stressful food that's like doing work when you try to eat it.

Let's be real. If Kat wasn't working today, she'd be in her room playing Witcher 3 and ignoring Phil.

I bet Kat's really missing her family. Who does she miss more? Her homeless drug addicted prostitute sister, schizophrenia homeless mother, or successful sister who wants nothing to do with her?

I'm sure working the apparel department of the grocery store is extremely stressful. Know what might relieve some of that stress? How about if her husband didn't spend all the household funds on WWE Champions?

 

[Dona Morte]

This was fun to make. Thank you Phil for expanding my technical skills.
Mainly for our restreaming service providers.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Reminder that this is The Guy

 

[Nineteenlevels]

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Reminder that this is The Guy who went on multiple extended rants calling retail workers fucking morons and who yesterday went on an unhinged ran calling his Doordash driver a fucking idiot and said he's not gonna tip him because the driver had the audacity, the chutzpah, the nerve to deliver someone else's food before he delivered Phil the God's Gift to Earth's hard to eat, complex, challenging, stressful food that's like doing work when you try to eat it.

Yup, 100% exactly. He is only mentioning caring about the workers now because that's what Kat is working as. It's a 100% a self interested act, as always.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[MoonRocker]

I decided to turn on the stream yesterday to see what kind of begging shenanigans the pig was up to and noped out in under a minute.

Watching a 40-year old shut in smuggly talk about how a certain type of ethnic cuisine he’s never had should be cooked and how it should be presented based on fast food standards was too much for me.

I shuddered to hear the words “robust” and “flavorful” being thrown about lazily after watching the pig take every painful bite twisting his fat mouth into a disgusting grimace. Given that Phil’s culinary tastes are effectively limited to whatever local fast food joint are nearest to him to be DoorDashed, he has no frame of reference to compare what a grilled sea bass would taste like compared to a fried white fish like halibut. His cultural food expertise is the worst and it’s unbelievably frustrating watching this fat ghoul act like he’s some kind of culinary connoisseur when he’s immortalized himself as being the guy who flushed bacon grease down the toilet at the young age of 31.

Fuck DSP and the god damn pathetic losers that prop him up and give him a platform to thrive on. I really fucking hate these people more than the pig himself.

 

[BepsiLight]

Did you guys catch DSP comparing his food to a turd yesterday?
He totally has a scat fetish. I wonder if he managed to get his roomate to shit on his face.
And apparently this store bought turd bread tasted AMAZING and ROBUST.

 

[Sup3r]

Did you guys catch DSP comparing his food to a turd yesterday?
He totally has a scat fetish. I wonder if he managed to get his roomate to shit on his face.
And apparently this store bought turd bread tasted AMAZING and ROBUST.

It's more that he never grew up out of the kind of humour that was popular in his "prime", which was AVGN and his many imitators. Comedy from youtubers has come a long way but, like with most things, Phil hasn't adapted to this and remains a relic of the early 2010s of youtube. Only he exists in PC 2021 and he can't just yell out some of his preferred obscenities.