DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sup3r]

This motherfucker is blaming his school for not teaching him how to budget or how credit cards work? Holy fucking shit. I shouldn't be surprised from Mr. I Did Nothing Wrong, but holy fuck, how stupid do you have to be to not think about taking initiative and learning about how these things work? Fucking ask your parents, you moron.

The guy majored in finance yet acts like basic budgeting is the equivalent to rocket science to a Neanderthal. Plus he's acting like has no prior experience with credit cards yet he claims that he pay them off first time around before he moved alongside his claims of having worked at well's fargo means that he should know a basic outline on how they work before he continued to take out credit cards. Hell he repeatedly complained about how bad they were but couldn't wait to take some out to have cash to splash on his ill-advised move.

DSP claiming a percentage of people who are gifted subs will like it so much they'll renew on their own is mind-numbingly delusional. What is included with a sub besides the ability to chat (if you know the 1000 unwritten rules and avoid being banned on the first day). Seriously, what does one get by subscribing?

Despite this never happening back when he was on twitch and subs were constantly needed to be gifted to keep up his inflated goals. But all a membership gets you are some emotes and his rewards are the same regardless of tier. A sub to his channel is free and that's what is used to gain access to his chat (most of his chat is made of non members after all, how would derich be able to be in chat?).

Part of this is confusing due to him using twitch terms when talking about YT. YT subs are like follows on twitch and YT memberships are like Twitch subs.

 

[Coomfucius]

Seriously, what does one get by subscribing?

You get to brag about being a bigger ️

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The guy majored in finance yet acts like basic budgeting is the equivalent to rocket science to a Neanderthal. Plus he's acting like has no prior experience with credit cards yet he claims that he pay them off first time around before he moved alongside his claims of having worked at well's fargo means that he should know a basic outline on how they work before he continued to take out credit cards. Hell he repeatedly complained about how bad they were but couldn't wait to take some out to have cash to splash on his ill-advised move.

Despite this never happening back when he was on twitch and subs were constantly needed to be gifted to keep up his inflated goals. But all a membership gets you are some emotes and his rewards are the same regardless of tier. A sub to his channel is free and that's what is used to gain access to his chat (most of his chat is made of non members after all, how would derich be able to be in chat?).

Part of this is confusing due to him using twitch terms when talking about YT. YT subs are like follows on twitch and YT memberships are like Twitch subs.

Yeah this isn't the first time I've confused chat access with membership instead of the free sub.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Now that's what I call a body builder bod.

 

[Crooked 16th]

This mother fucker trying to force the I'll change outfits every $50 as the new vest streak

 

[Ikonick]

This mother fucker trying to force the I'll change outfits every $50 as the new vest streak

Guarantee it will work also.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Now that's what I call a body builder bod.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Kinda late to our lolcow but someone explain wtf a "nudnik" is.

This is what a nudnik looks like

 

[TheGoutburglar]

DSP claiming a percentage of people who are gifted subs will like it so much they'll renew on their own is mind-numbingly delusional.

Despite this never happening back when he was on twitch and subs were constantly needed to be gifted to keep up his inflated goals.

Phil never considers the past when it bursts his bubble, since it almost always does.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This motherfucker is blaming his school for not teaching him how to budget or how credit cards work? Holy fucking shit. I shouldn't be surprised from Mr. I Did Nothing Wrong, but holy fuck, how stupid do you have to be to not think about taking initiative and learning about how these things work? Fucking ask your parents, you moron.

Yet odd that he allegedly knew a bank he was working for was being a predatory lender.
And how does he reconcile that he did learn on his own, so much so, that he warn people in a video almost 10 years ago?

 

[strandedcastaway]

It's totally expected, but listening to the guy who curses out and blocks anyone with a dissenting opinion claiming he "likes to picture things from other people's points of view" and how open-minded he is...it's a bit much.

 

[Preferred Penne]

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Now that's what I call a body builder bod.

GUNT

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

It's totally expected, but listening to the guy who curses out and blocks anyone with a dissenting opinion claiming he "likes to picture things from other people's points of view" and how open-minded he is...it's a bit much.

Someone should clip the bit where he explains how he's matured over the years from being a stubborn know-it-all to someone who considers all sides to a story since nothing is ever black-and-white with the 100 rants about Twitch kicking him off for no reason or the 10,000 negative things that have happened to him that clearly weren't his fault because he did everything correct. Nothing he could do.

 

[AlexiTheTrucker]

The guy majored in finance yet acts like basic budgeting is the equivalent to rocket science to a Neanderthal. Plus he's acting like has no prior experience with credit cards yet he claims that he pay them off first time around before he moved alongside his claims of having worked at well's fargo means that he should know a basic outline on how they work before he continued to take out credit cards. Hell he repeatedly complained about how bad they were but couldn't wait to take some out to have cash to splash on his ill-advised move.

Despite this never happening back when he was on twitch and subs were constantly needed to be gifted to keep up his inflated goals. But all a membership gets you are some emotes and his rewards are the same regardless of tier. A sub to his channel is free and that's what is used to gain access to his chat (most of his chat is made of non members after all, how would derich be able to be in chat?).

Part of this is confusing due to him using twitch terms when talking about YT. YT subs are like follows on twitch and YT memberships are like Twitch subs.

This is the guy that legit thought a "rainy day fund" was the money you spent on a day where you plans got cancelled and you needed money to do something else. It's always been that way guys. He was taught that in school.

https://youtu.be/lhnd93zYqY0?t=1164

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

The bone-in chicken rant was unbelievable to me until I remembered that Phil tried to eat instant noodles with a spoon once.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Yet odd that he allegedly knew a bank he was working for was being a predatory lender.
And how does he reconcile that he did learn on his own, so much so, that he warn people in a video almost 10 years ago?

It's rather like his uncanny ability to seize upon every possible way in which he can be a giant hypocrite, in that Phil only absorbs that which makes him more insufferable. He is stupid, and has learning difficulties, but they stem from the fact that even if you add some IQ points and work around his autism, you still don't get through to him unless what you're teaching him involves being awful.

It's why Phil can talk about the hazards of credit card debt and money-sucking mobile games while being the guy who had debt on twelve credit cards and is still wasting all his money on wrestling jpegs. THAT is his true stupidity, his decision to never learn anything that would make him more human and less pigroach.

And what a tragically dumb choice that was, because good lord is his future going to get ugly...

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Dave talkin about bugged life mechanics and his school didn't tell him what he was supposed to do.

Again, you would've thought somewhere down the road of life, learning about money management, stocks, bonds, and other investment strategies would've caught Phil's eye. However, it was his school's fault for "not teaching him." how to money manage. Nope! Bugged school mechanics, dood! Nothing he could do.

Which leads me to my next point; Phil mentioned when he was living in CT, his parents came to his mature adult house and saw the statues clogging up the space, along with the other worthless shit he bought. His mom sat Philliam down and said that he "needed to put some money away.", because the gravy train could easily end. Phil being Phil, and his parents being fucking stupid, he moved across the country to get as FAR away from them so they could not mingle into his financial affairs, and he stuffed those statues and other worthless bullshit in the nook.

Again, big brain Burnell knows better than anyone! Something goes wrong? Well, it's their fault. He did everything correct.

Hi, Phil!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP hinting at getting rid of his tumbleweed forums nooooo

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe he should have retired his forum five years ago when people stopped using it.

 

[Balr0g]

The bone-in chicken rant was unbelievable to me until I remembered that Phil tried to eat instant noodles with a spoon once.

And not forget he used hot water he "boiled" with his coffee maker insted of using a real water boiler or a water kettle. He either wanted to make fun of cup noodles or he is that stupid. I am going with the latter tbh.