DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[YokuNama]

KGhaleon only does this shit because he hate detractors and the Kiwi Farms. Phil could literally kill a dude and post the video on his channel and he will find a way to defend it, out of sheer spite. This dude holds too much grudge in his tiny, manlet heart.

Anyone have a clip for Phil saying he's going to cancel the forums? I would do it myself but there is no way in hell im going to be spending more than a couple of minutes on DSP for Christmas.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Did you guys catch DSP comparing his food to a turd yesterday?
He totally has a scat fetish. I wonder if he managed to get his roomate to shit on his face.
And apparently this store bought turd bread tasted AMAZING and ROBUST.

Words really can’t describe how much his “cackle of disbelief/incredulity” fills me with despair and makes my skin crawl. It’s yet another one of those weird things he must have picked up from…. somewhere? I mean, he’s always had a few ridiculous types of “laughs”, but the way he’s been doing it since earlier this year is just so over-the-top and so fucking phony and it gets more and more obvious that he purposely exaggerates it for some unknown reason. It sounds like a cross between the Martians in Mars Attacks and some kind of Crow from Hell.

I think it’s pretty clear that Phil gets some kind of enjoyment from making incredibly annoying sounds and acting like they are just unfortunate noises that his disgusting body makes. I think the best evidence that he does it on purpose is that at least once in every stream now, Phil will let out a disgusting belch, and then spend almost twenty or thirty seconds “apologizing” to his chat, but clearly being overly sarcastic about it.

::BEEEEELLLLLCH:: “Ohhhh my God guys, I am SOOOOOO sorry about that, it’s ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING and nasty and vile. Pleeease excuse me for that gross belch, it just came out of nowhere. Wow this seltzer water just gives me suuuuch horrible gas guys I am SOOOO sorry just completely disgusting and revolting and I’m so ashamed of myself……”

 

[Dona Morte]

I think the belches and snorts are on purpose.
We ALL know he can control them, and feels entitled to subject his audience to his brand of entertainment.
What does he truly have to entertain people with anymore?
Just invite Derich into the house so you can get his disability check. Think how many Hogan's that could buy?

 

[Brother Wind]

This is the guy that legit thought a "rainy day fund" was the money you spent on a day where you plans got cancelled and you needed money to do something else. It's always been that way guys. He was taught that in school.

https://youtu.be/lhnd93zYqY0?t=1164

This has always chapped my ass. Because you know where you get the funds for replacing cancelled plans? From the cancelled plans!

Like its astounding how easily answered any idiocy from his mouth is.

 

[actually]

I'm not caught up on the thread yet but I just updated the tracker and I have to say that today was probably the most pathetic "event" I've seen thus far in terms of tips. I always mention on my stream that the "50-bit bitches" are gone, but holy shit they are actually fucking gone. His entire existence is now completely predicated on the whims of a small handful of psycho retards, and I fucking love it.

Names that I have zero record of tipping prior will be colored yellow (i.e. obvious whale sock accounts)

Total tips received: $252
- $85 from "Justin R."
- $42 from "Santa claus"
- $40 from 1MM
- $30 from "Jeff Bernardo"
- $20 from "Lloyd Braun"
- $20 from dark maggot
- $15 from various remaining broke bois

So $177 out of $252 (70%) of the money received today was via large tips from obvious sock accounts (probably a decent chance was all from the same person).
Another $40 out of $252 (16%) was from 1MinuteMan's daily tithe.
Which leaves just $35 (14%) from his usual dentheads.

Dude is so fucked, Merry Christmas!

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Justin R. and Jeff Bernardo are crypto bros of at least some import (within that sphere anyway), so everyone say hi to @JimJimJim.

Edit: And Merry fuckin' Christmas, to one and all.

 

[Cataloons]

• The bacteria that infect the gums and cause gingivitis and periodontitis also travel to blood vessels elsewhere in the body where they cause blood vessel inflammation and damage; tiny blood clots, heart attack and stroke may follow. Supporting this idea is the finding of remnants of oral bacteria within atherosclerotic blood vessels far from the mouth. Then again, antibiotic treatment has not proven effective at reducing cardiovascular risk.
• Rather than bacteria causing the problem, it's the body's immune response – inflammation - that sets off a cascade of vascular damage throughout the body, including the heart and brain.
• There may be no direct connection between gum disease and cardiovascular disease; the reason they may occur together is that there is a 3rd factor (such as smoking) that's a risk factor for both conditions. Other potential "confounders" include poor access to healthcare and lack of exercise – perhaps people without health insurance or who don't take good care of their overall health are more likely to have poor oral health and heart disease

Fun fact! The bacteria that cause periodontitis can migrate surprisingly easy from the roots of the teeth into the brain because the bone in that section of the skull are surprisingly thin. One species in particular has been linked to alzheimer's disease (as in, it is frequently detected in the brain post mortem).

The more you know!

/microbiologistfag

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Live-feed from the KOH forums

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Live-feed from the KOH forums

All the users showed up at once....nice.

Oh and before I forget merry Christmas to all of you, you made this year fun.

Hi Phil I'll even wish you a merry one as well, mostly because I know it means nothing as you spend it smelling of old booze, regret and takeout.

And @JimJimJim you get a merry Christmas as well, thanks for paying a part of my entertainment may you upgrade your dog and girlfriend to real ones in the new year.

 

[Dona Morte]

You know all this talk about teeth made me remember Nightmare Ned, a game I used to play when I was a munchkin.
Well one of the world's was Ned's mouth.
I feel like this is why Philbert doesn't want to go to the dentist.
Heck Ned even looks a little like Phil.

Seriously neat and fun little game you all should check it out.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I think the belches and snorts are on purpose.
We ALL know he can control them, and feels entitled to subject his audience to his brand of entertainment.
What does he truly have to entertain people with anymore?
Just invite Derich into the house so you can get his disability check. Think how many Hogan's that could buy?

I really want to meet someone who likes when Phil starts autistically rapping over any in game music. Like the banana clip from memology.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Merry Christmas to everyone here, even @JimJimJim I hope Santa brings you some gains in the gym this year. Remember bud, if you're gonna turn DSP into a skinsuit you have to constantly use lotion or else it'll crack like leather.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Can't let something go, just had to shit on the Filipino food again, but he's back to drinking the pain away while Khet gets her chair wet looking at Geralt.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Merry Christmas all apart from Phil

 

[Burl McMillan]

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Can't let something go, just had to shit on the Filipino food again, but he's back to drinking the pain away while Khet gets her chair wet looking at Geralt.

Did you guys know that Filipinos are notoriously easy to rile up on Twitter, especially if it's about foreigners commenting on their food?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Merry Christmas all. May your paper plates be full, your gin bottles never empty and your spouse talk to you for a whole evening.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Did you guys know that Filipinos are notoriously easy to rile up on Twitter, especially if it's about foreigners commenting on their food?

I'm sure that your Pinoy friends will also appreciate if you sent them the clip where Phil complains about the fact that chicken drumsticks are hard to eat, too complex and stressful. He just wants to be sitting here, D'VOURing food and having fun. He already has enough stress in his life, having to perform the Herculean task of gripping the chicken drumstick with one hand while separating the meat from the bone with the other is just too much for our hardworking bauxite miner. That way your Filipino friends will understand what kind of "person" they're dealing with.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

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Can't let something go, just had to shit on the Filipino food again, but he's back to drinking the pain away while Khet gets her chair wet looking at Geralt.
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Flip food is the new BK chicken sandwich. He's gonna be whining about it 4 months from now.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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Can't let something go, just had to shit on the Filipino food again, but he's back to drinking the pain away while Khet gets her chair wet looking at Geralt.

Holy shit, Phil is almost making me MATI during Christmas.
I watched the fucking Feasting with the King, HE LIKED THE FOOD. He said many good things about it. The bones in the chicken were the worst part. Despite this, later during that same stream he was shitting on that same food saying how he couldn't finish it and what a waste of money it was. And now on Christmas day, he implies it's way worse than Chinese food. Get the fuck outta here. I swear he's gonna develop a grudge against the Filipinos because they don't remove the bones from their chicken in their stews.

What this proves is that his reactions during Feasting with the King were anything but genuine. He was too much of a coward to openly dislike it because he wants to be perceived as a positive person.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He magically started to dislike the food after he went on break and talked to Kat.

My guess is that Kat bitched Phil out because she didn't like it. Phil then had to share the same opinion as his wife because he is a mature married adult.

 

[Donut Coma]

Merry Christmas, kiwis and nudniks.

I hope you all experience whatever's for dinner today with less pain than DSP eating his 300 dollar QVC ham from Ma Burnell. That's a low bar for wishing someone well, but have a lovely holiday.