DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Forbidden Math]

why is he always getting eastern/indian/asian shit? does he think it makes him look cultured?

Yes, yes he does.


By the way Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

 

[YMB]

Hope the pay piggies stepped it up and gave Phil a nice Christmas. He really deserves it.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

why is he always getting eastern/indian/asian shit? does he think it makes him look cultured?

Maybe subconsciously he knows he can't get anything Italian cause it'll just devolve into "THIS ISN'T AUTHENTIC EAST COAST ITALIAN."
Nothing else really registers to him because he goes to or used to go to that one nearby Mexican place a lot.
I think he just wants to watch chat foot the bill for him and Kat while he sits there and complains about the food and service.
I don't know about anyone else as I've pretty much only used doordash at work when I'm really busy, but just by the very nature of it it seems like a gamble of who you're going to get so there'll be some shit heads but my experience has been mostly positive, a few have been a little curt, and sometimes the GPS on their app takes them farther up the street then they need to go and they have to double back but that's the worst of it.
Why are his experiences always bad? Does he have bad luck? Is he impossible to please? Is it unreasonable to order three full entrees delivered via such a service and expect everything to be perfect? Or maybe he orders that much that the local doordashers know this guy is a POS and don't treat him as a priority knowing that no matter how bad they do he'll be ordering again tomorrow.

 

[BepsiLight]

Because you know where you get the funds for replacing cancelled plans? From the cancelled plans!

Being fair to Phil though, he probably spends more money on days he stays at home gambling on WWE champions all day compared to when he actually goes outside and does other shit like having 2 meals outside, some starbucks and 200 bucks on groceries.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

When and where was this posted?

It was from one of her old vlogs but since Pandaleegames is gone Tevin footage is the only way to see it. Here is where the clip starts https://youtu.be/hhCX62W7CfY?t=7271

 

[Iron Hamster]

This guy is so fucking weird. I really want to know what was going through his head and what he thought was going on in the movie at that stage. Does he understand that part of being redeemed like that is actually redeeming yourself, or was he just emotional to see the asshole suddenly liked by everyone else without ever processing that it's because the character changed?

He was upset the nog wasn't arrested for stealing a backpack.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

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Can't let something go, just had to shit on the Filipino food again, but he's back to drinking the pain away while Khet gets her chair wet looking at Geralt.

Phil is like a puzzle box in human form, he may be the key if AI were to try to take over and we need a logic loop.

- Smuggly claims to only eat authentic food.
- Has shit on authentic Chinese food from the poverty-ravaged outlining areas where they make due with what they can find, like bats. Thos would be as authentic Chinese as one could get.
- Is SUPER Italian, so Italian it's ok that he makes fun of italians
- Shits on more non-traditional Asian cuisine than an American consumer like him wouldn't normally eat.
- Calls a traditional Japanese dish that American consumers like him who prefer avocado in their "sushi" hate due to the smell, texture and look. Nato "soy food". (small PL, this hard on I have for this nato thing, I'm part Japanese. small part but as a kid spend a few years living with my off the boat grandma who cooked things like sukiyaki and....Nato which cause of people like Phil is so hard to find)
- Calls americanized Chinese food "traditional" Chinese food claiming it's better than Filipino food
- Decides to copy a movie for his Christmas Tradition, yet, being an Italian he has no idea what the feast of the 7 fishes is

Phil, shut the fuck up.

And Merry Christmas fellow farts

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Phil is like a puzzle box in human form, he may be the key if AI were to try to take over and we need a logic loop.

- Smuggly claims to only eat authentic food.
- Has shit on authentic Chinese food from the poverty-ravaged outlining areas where they make due with what they can find, like bats. Thos would be as authentic Chinese as one could get.
- Is SUPER Italian, so Italian it's ok that he makes fun of italians
- Shits on more non-traditional Asian cuisine than an American consumer like him wouldn't normally eat.
- Calls a traditional Japanese dish that American consumers like him who prefer avocado in their "sushi" hate due to the smell, texture and look. Nato "soy food". (small PL, this hard on I have for this nato thing, I'm part Japanese. small part but as a kid spend a few years living with my off the boat grandma who cooked things like sukiyaki and....Nato which cause of people like Phil is so hard to find)
- Calls americanized Chinese food "traditional" Chinese food claiming it's better than Filipino food
- Decides to copy a movie for his Christmas Tradition, yet, being an Italian he has no idea what the feast of the 7 fishes is

Phil, shut the fuck up.

And Merry Christmas fellow farts

Anyone crying about on the bone chicken has never eaten any authentic food, particularly Middle-Eastern or Asian. Phil needs half a bottle of gin to get over the trauma of having to unwrap a burger.

His chicken rant was even more amazing than the BK sauce tragedy

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Phil is like a puzzle box in human form, he may be the key if AI were to try to take over and we need a logic loop.

- Smuggly claims to only eat authentic food.
- Has shit on authentic Chinese food from the poverty-ravaged outlining areas where they make due with what they can find, like bats. Thos would be as authentic Chinese as one could get.
- Is SUPER Italian, so Italian it's ok that he makes fun of italians
- Shits on more non-traditional Asian cuisine than an American consumer like him wouldn't normally eat.
- Calls a traditional Japanese dish that American consumers like him who prefer avocado in their "sushi" hate due to the smell, texture and look. Nato "soy food". (small PL, this hard on I have for this nato thing, I'm part Japanese. small part but as a kid spend a few years living with my off the boat grandma who cooked things like sukiyaki and....Nato which cause of people like Phil is so hard to find)
- Calls americanized Chinese food "traditional" Chinese food claiming it's better than Filipino food
- Decides to copy a movie for his Christmas Tradition, yet, being an Italian he has no idea what the feast of the 7 fishes is

Phil, shut the fuck up.

And Merry Christmas fellow farts

The Snort Kahnfiguration. As you get closer to solving the puzzle box, the sounds of SF2T get louder until you get to the very core of the artifact, whereupon a notification sound for a tip is heard upon the winds, followed by a demonic, unearthly voice...
"THE BOX. YOU OPENED IT. NOW WHERE'S MY MONEY, COCKSUCKER?! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"

 

[ProvenWrong]

Anyone crying about on the bone chicken has never eaten any authentic food, particularly Middle-Eastern or Asian. Phil needs half a bottle of gin to get over the trauma of having to unwrap a burger.

His chicken rant was even more amazing than the BK sauce tragedy

IM LIKE THE DOOM GUY! LMAO

Merry Christmas y'all

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Anyone crying about on the bone chicken has never eaten any authentic food, particularly Middle-Eastern or Asian. Phil needs half a bottle of gin to get over the trauma of having to unwrap a burger.

His chicken rant was even more amazing than the BK sauce tragedy

I still can't wrap my head around that he sat there as serious as cancer and complained his life is too hard to eat chicken on a bone and he's somehow the authority on what a stew is.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

I still can't wrap my head around that he sat there as serious as cancer and complained his life is too hard to eat chicken on a bone and he's somehow the authority on what a stew is.

Someone else posted this a while back and it just fits Philliam so perfectly.

Though I suspect Gacy wouldn't have gone quite as far as the Pig.

IM LIKE THE DOOM GUY! LMAO

Merry Christmas y'all

He at some point, I kid you not, compared himself to the biblical Job

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He at some point, I kid you not, compared himself to the biblical Jhab

FTFY.

Merry Christmas, my fellow Kiwifarts.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So I know that we talk about Dave being autistic or at least having autistic traits. So I tried for fun to ''take an autism test'' for adults from some local psychologists based on what we know about Phil:​

Your autism spectrum quotient: 47​

A score of 32 or above indicates ASD​

Your result indicates that you share many traits with persons diagnosed as
high functioning autists or ASD, it is therefore possible that a clinical diagnosis would find that you are autistic.

Based on your result we recommend that you seek help either at your own doctor or a psychologists.

I know this is not evidence or anything close, but I still think it backs up the theory that he is on the spectrum, just not CWC or rainman but still on it.

 

[Shabobus]

The rant about eating chicken and lobster being actual work was delusional even for Phil. After hearing that, I'm surprised he hasn't started blending all his food into a paste he can drink. But I guess sucking on a straw would be too much "work".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If you listen carefully to his Feast rant, he isn't actually saying that the chicken with bones in it is too hard to eat. The problem is that he paid money for it and they expect him to do it himself. He said he has no problem eating chicken with bones in it when Kat bakes a chicken. The point is he paid money for something and he deserves to get something in return.

Contrast this with his patreon and his YouTube memberships. People complained that they don't want to pay for something and get nothing in return. Phil is highly offended by this greed. How dare you ask for something in return? You should give Phil money for just showing up, asking for anything in return is too much. This is not a business transaction, even though this is the only way his 'business' brings in any money.

So when Phil pays money for food, he demands that it's ready to eat without any work. When a viewer pays for Patreon or a membership and asks for anything in return, they are entitled brats. Hell, half the time he won't even read your whole message if you send a tip, he'll just paraphrase what he wants it to say.

So wake up, paypiggies, and follow your leader. You're paying Phil for a flavorful robust chicken and all you're getting is a plate of bones, and yet you come back day after day to gobble it up.

 

[TurdFondler]

Doordash should have supplied a filipina lady to feed Phil deboned morsels, and another lady to move his mouth and jaw so he doesn't have to chew either.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil is luck he is irrelevant because this line about eating chicken with bones being hard to eat would be subjected to mockery on a bunch of normal youtube channels and subreddits.

If Phil was as white haht pahpular as he was more than a half decade ago his "eating a chicken drumstick is stressful and like work" rant would be as synonymous with him as the cup noodle and bacon grease down the toilet incidents. Phil truly is the embodiment of Nietzsche's Last Man isn't he?

why is he always getting eastern/indian/asian shit? does he think it makes him look cultured?

To be fair most of the ethnic restaurants around him are Asian, makes sense considering that he lives on the Pacific coast. I do wish he'd eat some European cuisine though. I'm already imagining scenarios like him getting some Greek food and calling gyros "Greek-style tacos." In the end no matter what kind of Americanized ethnic food he eats, all he'll do is show how pig-ignorant about the world he is, so it doesn't matter if he eats some robust Hungarian-style custom goulash or some flavorful high-grade Vietnamese pho, we'll get some unhinged rants and bizarre statements from him either way.

Doordash should have supplied a filipina lady to feed Phil deboned morsels, and another lady to move his mouth and jaw so he doesn't have to chew either.

DOOD HE'S MARRIED HE HAS A WAIF! THEY SHOULD'VE SUPPLIED HIM WITH TWO SHIRTLESS OILED-UP MUSCULAR FILIPINO MEN INSTEAD!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

So when Phil pays money for food, he demands that it's ready to eat without any work. When a viewer pays for Patreon or a membership and asks for anything in return, they are entitled brats.

It's the same thing when Phil is ripping into some big company for handing out predatory loans or exploiting addicts or whatever, he recognizes bullshit when he sees it, so long as it's the kind he likes to indulge in as well. He just doesn't publicly admit to being guilty of it himself, and he's especially intolerant of when HE is on the receiving end of it.

This is how I know his parents could've raised him better and still been stuck with such a slimeball for a son. Phil has time and again been given a taste of his own medicine, and what has he has done in response? Get even more toxic. He's like a rattlesnake who has been bitten by cobras a dozen times and decides to react by increasing the lethality of his own venomous bites. He either doesn't see it when it's karma punching him in the balls, or doesn't care. Either way, he's never going to get better, not even when he's reduced to living with his parents again. In fact, that's when we'll see him at his worst ever.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Man it's sad to see how much Kat has rapidly contributed to his decline in the last few years, Just the overnight change from I would like to have a kid to no I don't want one is staggering. Phil would be in a much better position in his life if he never met Kat and probably wouldn't have a gambling addiction and drinking problem. Because a man who claims to be living his best life shouldn't be dealing with addiction, I mean that's not to say he has done dumb shit with his money and drank a lot but he was never this bad in the past.