FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

That article is crap and appears to have been written based on an Instagram post with no research done whatsoever. That’s not a ventilator, it’s a damn nasal cannula. Who even wrote this?

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PotatoSalad4711 said:
That article is crap and appears to have been written based on an Instagram post with no research done whatsoever. That’s not a ventilator, it’s a damn nasal cannula. Who even wrote this?

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Hamplanet typing halfassed article about even larger hamplanet. How apt.
 
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Oh no, not that massive asshole attention whore! Why God, why couldn't you take someone less important, like grandma?! This half-ape looking tub of lard is the only thing standing between sanity and pure unbridled chaos across the globe. Surely it was his destiny to change the course of history by curing the three Cs, cancer, covid and covid cancer. Now he's struggling for his life in a hospital bed. Oh the humanity!
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No but seriously, who gives a fuck.
 
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Shame what seems to be astonishgly good genes were wasted on this guy.
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I'm not a psychic by any means, but I think Stephen will pull through. He's a Heartyfat.
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If he were just lolfat sure but he's also a junkie and some of the things opioids cause are fluid retention in the lungs and respiratory problems.

And that's without Covid.
 
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Don't get your hopes up that he'll die, everyone. Steven Assanti, much like the other deathfats on this forum, is a miracle of modern medical science. Him being able to live for the last 10+ years being as massive and sedentary as he is is all thanks to the advances made by medicine.

By all fucking rights, Assaunti should've been 6 feet under (and 40 feet wide) after he passed 300-400 pounds, but he's been able to gain and gain while eating as much shit as possible, hitting 800+ pounds without much more consequence because of his medications and medical staff tending to him.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
That article is crap and appears to have been written based on an Instagram post with no research done whatsoever. That’s not a ventilator, it’s a damn nasal cannula. Who even wrote this?

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“In her spare time, she likes to focus on autism” is a fantastic randomtxt
 
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I didn’t know there was a thread for this guy. Caught a rerun of the episode with him and his brother a while ago, the one episode of 600 Pound Life I’ve ever sat through, what a trainwreck.

If we’re betting I immediately had the feeling reading the highlight that he wouldn’t make it. It would be an appropriate ending to a year of lolcows getting what they deserve.
 
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