FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

[Dovahshit]

SUCK IT TAXPAYERS

i almost forgot how deeply unhinged he is

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If those of us not taking COVID seriously are somehow responsible for killing grandmas; then you bet I'm going to take credit for removing this unnatural abomination from the gene pool.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Look on the bright side, even if he does survive he'll have hideous lung scarring and almost irreversible organ damage which, combined with his weight issues and current issues means he's got 6 months tops anyway.

 

[RedRocket69]

If you have discovery plus or are able to find his 600 lb life with his bro and father, absolutely watch them. They are the height of lulz. Trust me.

I'll try one out tonight. I just use CinemaHD for my streaming. They should have it

 

[thismanlies]

This is my favorite moment of this worthless tub of shit.
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That's how they should bury him when he dies. No casket, just back his dead ass up to a hole and burn the body before dumping dirt on top of it.

 

[Buddhabouya]

This wasn't what i asked for from santa but i guess i'll take it

 

[Caligura]

Merry Christmas Assanti.

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

rolling for brain death

 

[Belle Ariel]

Steven was one of my first lolcows I followed back in the day. Him dying will be bittersweet for me, even though he clearly deserves it.

This got me thinking, what happens when a morbidly obeast person dies and they're getting buried? Do they make coffins that big and would there still be pallbearers???

 

[Ruin]

Steven was one of my first lolcows I followed back in the day. Him dying will be bittersweet for me, even though he clearly deserves it.

This got me thinking, what happens when a morbidly obeast person dies and they're getting buried? Do they make coffins that big and would there still be pallbearers???

They make plus size coffins, they're absurdly expensive though. You actually have to bury turbo fatties because they explode funeral homes if you try and cremate them.

'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire

The fat in the body burned at a higher temperature, prompting a "grease fire".

www.bbc.com

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Author of this article looks like she could be on the show

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ Steve Assanti Hospitalized: Seeks Prayers

‘My 600-Lb. Life’ cast member Steve Assanti seeks prayers as he’s been hospitalized. What is wrong with him?

www.tvshowsace.com

Forgive me for not being able to figure out how to post a link but apparently the homie has covid/pneumonia. This could be it.

Seeks prayers...lmao. As if he has any life worth living for.

 

[PillCosby]

I don't like this guy at all, but seeing as it's Christmas I'm going to decline saying anything further about him or his situation.

That’s awfully kind of you. He’s a rotten bag of shit that literally enjoys the fact that he’s taking everyone else’s money and degrading society. Imo he’s worse than a criminal- at least criminals end up facing justice sometimes. He sort of plays within the lines for society aside from the drug shopping on doctors.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Covid time

 

[AnOminous]

i almost forgot how deeply unhinged he is

And he's way more unhinged now.

Seeks prayers...lmao. As if he has any life worth living for.

He should be praying for death.

 

[Psyduck]

If the Rona doesnt get him, Pneumonia will. This man is dying.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Covid is a blessing . Not a curse.

 

[Strelok]

I think this might be it for him. Maybe the virus won't get him, but with his grade A charming personality, every hospitalization is just one trip closer to finding one of the nurses that like to put salt in the IVs of particularly bothersome patients.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I actually hope he pulls through okay. While I understand why many people are hoping he croaks, he's never been that high on my personal list and I can think of 5 ratking cows who are basically Assanti but a lot less funny and constantly sperging about politics and being trans that I would rather the reaper take first. So good luck Steven, defeat the 'rona and do another funny 600-pound-life episode!

 

[c120]

Meh, I wouldn't hold your breath.
Maybe if this were the middle of last year I may agree with you, but since we seem to know how to better treat it now AND we have pills for it I doubt it'll be enough to take him down.

Is he finally gonna rest?

I haven't heard about this just yet, the guy really has covid