🍗 Deathfat FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Still not dead via Fat.

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Look on the bright side, even if he does survive he'll have hideous lung scarring and almost irreversible organ damage which, combined with his weight issues and current issues means he's got 6 months tops anyway.
 
Belle Ariel said:
Steven was one of my first lolcows I followed back in the day. Him dying will be bittersweet for me, even though he clearly deserves it.

This got me thinking, what happens when a morbidly obeast person dies and they're getting buried? Do they make coffins that big and would there still be pallbearers???
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They make plus size coffins, they're absurdly expensive though. You actually have to bury turbo fatties because they explode funeral homes if you try and cremate them.

www.bbc.com

'Overly obese' body sparks Ohio funeral home fire

The fat in the body burned at a higher temperature, prompting a "grease fire".
www.bbc.com
 
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Author of this article looks like she could be on the show
 
Mr. Bung said:
I don't like this guy at all, but seeing as it's Christmas I'm going to decline saying anything further about him or his situation.
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That’s awfully kind of you. He’s a rotten bag of shit that literally enjoys the fact that he’s taking everyone else’s money and degrading society. Imo he’s worse than a criminal- at least criminals end up facing justice sometimes. He sort of plays within the lines for society aside from the drug shopping on doctors.
 
I think this might be it for him. Maybe the virus won't get him, but with his grade A charming personality, every hospitalization is just one trip closer to finding one of the nurses that like to put salt in the IVs of particularly bothersome patients.
 
I actually hope he pulls through okay. While I understand why many people are hoping he croaks, he's never been that high on my personal list and I can think of 5 ratking cows who are basically Assanti but a lot less funny and constantly sperging about politics and being trans that I would rather the reaper take first. So good luck Steven, defeat the 'rona and do another funny 600-pound-life episode!
 
NOT Sword Fighter Super said:
Meh, I wouldn't hold your breath.
Maybe if this were the middle of last year I may agree with you, but since we seem to know how to better treat it now AND we have pills for it I doubt it'll be enough to take him down.
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Is he finally gonna rest?

I haven't heard about this just yet, the guy really has covid
 
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