DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Don't you lecture me]

Is that a shooped pic? That roast is already cooked why is it going in the oven? Also why is it shaped like that?

It probably came out of a can or something.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is that a shooped pic? That roast is already cooked why is it going in the oven? Also why is it shaped like that?

Why is he putting it directly on his kitchen counter? I know Phil and Kat aren't the brightest people, but seriously?

 

[Preferred Penne]

I thought it was a slab of rock.

Or at least it will be when it comes out of the oven.

 

[Freshtodeath]

what is underneath the roast? that is not the color of his countertops

 

[TurdFondler]

what is underneath the roast? that is not the color of his countertops?

I can't tell and it's bothering me. There's texture that doesn't look like countertop material, and at first glance it looks like a sheet pan full of gravy but then, why?

 

[That Anony Mouse]

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The gout is calling to him

He's toured his kitchen multiple times and that countertop doesn't look familiar. That's not his photo.

edit: What happened? Did he install new countertops? Did he take a random photo online and tweet it as his own? Did his mother season that roast and send it to him via FedEx and sent him that photo of it on her counter? Bruh. This is clearly not worth thinking about but so bizarre all the same.

 

[Freshtodeath]

i think you're right it's some sort of sauce but he's saying they havent cooked it yet. Maybe it came with a sauce?

 

[Anal birth]

He's toured his kitchen multiple times and that countertop doesn't look familiar. That's not his photo.


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That's a baking tray full of meat juices, not the countertop.

Edit: I'm going to go out on a limb and say they actually defrosted it in the microwave and that pic is post-defrosting Doubt the juices would be that color if its the case. Either that or it was bought part-cooked.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

what is underneath the roast? that is not the color of his countertops

It's liquid, in a pan.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I can't tell and it's bothering me. There's texture that doesn't look like countertop material, and at first glance it looks like a sheet pan full of gravy but then, why?

Some sort of tray with what's left of juice in the meat after the Burnell family have fucked it up.

He's toured his kitchen multiple times and that countertop doesn't look familiar. That's not his photo.


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edit: What happened? Did he install new countertops? Did he take a random photo online and tweet it as his own? Did his mother season that roast and send it to him via FedEx and sent him that photo of it on her counter? Bruh. This is clearly not worth thinking about but so bizarre all the same.

Like @Anal birth said it's a tray of some sort.

i think you're right it's some sort of sauce but he's saying they havent cooked it yet. Maybe it came with a sauce?

I would say it's what's left of juice in the meat after they have ruined it.

 

[detractorzer0]

Man it's sad to see how much Kat has rapidly contributed to his decline in the last few years, Just the overnight change from I would like to have a kid to no I don't want one is staggering. Phil would be in a much better position in his life if he never met Kat and probably wouldn't have a gambling addiction and drinking problem. Because a man who claims to be living his best life shouldn't be dealing with addiction, I mean that's not to say he has done dumb shit with his money and drank a lot but he was never this bad in the past.

I don't blame Kat for his addictions, but she definitely isn't doing anything to help. Panda actually tried to make food that was somewhat healthy and didn't involve tons of red meat because of his gout. Phil was actually losing weight for a time and then the hospital saga hit. Kat doesn't seem to care as much about Phil as Panda did. It definitely could have just been a young dumb love with an extended honeymoon phase, but Panda actually did try to make Phil a better person even if only physically.

 

[TurdFondler]

So shouldn't the tweet have read "roast just came out of the oven" because when I make my robust custom christmas dinners, the meat is usually raw before it goes but it could just be bugged roast mechanics on my end

 

[YokuNama]

There is a really good bloke on YouTube called Steve of the Dead that does really deep videos about Phil and his fans. He's a forensic psychologist so his takes are really well thought-out. He does quite long videos, but they're well worth watching.
He recently did a video about OIC doxing Kevin and Phil saying the gamer word. He points out how Phil knew he was about to say something risky, wanted to cancel it, but decided to go for it.

So if you lot need some background noise I would suggest you check this bloke out. I think he's surely up there with the top DSP content at the moment.

Im always wary of people who can talk about DSP for 4-5 hours straight multiple times out the month. Phil is just not that interesting most of the time. Who would have the time to torture themselves by watching every second of his bullshit then talk about it for that long? No thanks... but cool for those who were longing for that SOK content void to be re-filled.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

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The gout is calling to him

That roast looks drier than Bea Arthur’s pussy.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So shouldn't the tweet have read "roast just came out of the oven" because when I make my robust custom christmas dinners, the meat is usually raw before it goes but it could just be bugged roast mechanics on my end

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Im always wary of people who can talk about DSP for 4-5 hours straight multiple times out the month. Phil is just not that interesting most of the time. Who would have the time to torture themselves by watching every second of his bullshit then talk about it for that long? No thanks... but cool for those who were longing for that SOK content void to be re-filled.

Just to clarify. Steve does not ''talk about DSP for 4-5 hours straight multiple times out of the month''.

He'll upload if and when something that tickles his fancy and are related to his education.

But I do get your point about the SOK and khantent like it.

 

[Anal birth]

The biggest crime in that picture is that the roast hasn't been lifted out of the meat juices. The end product is probably gonna be half too wet and half too dry. The top of it already looks inedible so can only imagine how gross it'll come out after another spell in the oven.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Im always wary of people who can talk about DSP for 4-5 hours straight multiple times out the month. Phil is just not that interesting most of the time. Who would have the time to torture themselves by watching every second of his bullshit then talk about it for that long? No thanks... but cool for those who were longing for that SOK content void to be re-filled.

One part jealousy, another part down on his own luck. That guy almost has a nervous breakdown when saying OIC donated 3 grand over 6 months or whatever.

(cued to the cringe part)

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Yep! It was noted by Agent Proper that Phil at one point in time used to buy scratch-off tickets, sometimes up to $20 to $100 at a time, hoping he would win something big. Another example of the spending issues were those statues. Even some in mint condition can run up to $500 and up. However, Phil being Phil, he took it out of the box and broke the TF2 medic statue's glasses, but did a PISS POOR job of fixing it.

Like I mentioned before, his whole kitchen counter back in CT was FILLED pointless shit. In the podcast, John and Howard were confused about "Oh, you can't throw a few bones our way, but we can show up to your house and see a BMW in your driveway, and bullshit."

As far as Kat, the only thing Kat did was emasculate Phil because Phil, imho, is TERRIFIED of Kat pulling a Panda and leaving his bitch ass, but that won't happen UNLESS she can find another sucker to take her in. Right now, she has it made: work her job, play vidja games, have her own room, and make sure that Phil's DoorDash is out of the microwave. She couldn't let Phil know that he got his neckphones, and the melted candle had to run out in the rain in his Zelda pajama pants, while hoping those chicky chang wang neighbor's of his weren't home wondering who the escaped mental patient hopped the fence in their gated community.

That being said, Merry Christmas Kiwifarts and mentally ill morons.

Hi, Phil!

Didn’t he break Guile’s comb too?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Didn’t he break Guile’s comb too?

HE WASN'T PLAYING WITH THEM, THEY BROKE DUE TO NORMAL EVERYDAY HANDLING!!!