hes got fuckin back tits. look at his grotesque stubby little arms, look how short and insect like he looks, his head is fucking three times the size in all proportions of mays look at how deformed and comically he looks. he looks like a shifty cartoon character
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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In the second photograph she looks much more pregnant than the first and he is posed as if he's afraid of the baby. Did he wear the Chris Chan shirt to Christmas?
They're Italian
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I dont think theyre actually italian. I think its a bit, hence the lasagna
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Archived before Gunt dirty deletes his midget ass with the equine troon:
Looks like Meigh is wearing a Moon Bump. I wonāt buy this pregnancy thing until we have better evidence.
Looks like Meigh is wearing a Moon Bump. I wonāt buy this pregnancy thing until we have better evidence.
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Imagine sitting at the Christmas dinner table and your daughter's porcine boyfriend starts telling you about how the shirt he's wearing is actually the same shirt that an insane tranny in jail for repeatedly raping his senile mother used to wear. You smile weakly, not knowing what to say. You imagine reaching across the table, jamming your thumbs in his eyes and ripping his face off. Your reverie is interrupted by the shrill dolphin laugh. You manage to close your eyes before flecks of lasagna hit your face. He drains his wine glass in a single gulp and starts telling you about Mundane Matt for the seventh time.
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As funny as it would be for Ethan to have to suffer through fake wops trying to prove their pasta bona fides to him between now and the time his horse cucks him while he's imprisoned, I don't think we're lucky enough to get such a patently ridiculous subplot this season
i didnt want to sound schizo for once but yeah it seems like she bumps out suddenly in the second pic. also yeah wtf didnt notice he was wearing the chris chan motherfucker shirt next to the reveal of the supposed baby bump
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Maybe, but her hips are pretty far back in the crouching pic, the shirt is pretty loose around the belly and her arm is in front of the area under discussion
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You brought it up, but it's the most salient detail. He wore The Classic on Christmas.
What a piece of shit.
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> You two won't last the year
> I heard the same nonsense last Christmas
Bro, it was literally in the year between this Christmas and the last that your previous babymama, with your unborn child, left you and went nuclear on your fucking life.
> I heard the same nonsense last Christmas
Bro, it was literally in the year between this Christmas and the last that your previous babymama, with your unborn child, left you and went nuclear on your fucking life.
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I don't think he has to Ralph because you will be in jail next year. You will be a twice convicted felon and also miss out on the birth of your child (Again!). #Winning
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Lol, the horse has to half-kneel on the picture so she isn't taller than the gunt. I would not be surprised if ethan told her to do that so she wont look taller than the gunt
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Wtf I thought he only wore that shirt as a Chris Chan joke. This is the nicest outfit in his wardrobe for visiting in-laws? The only shirt that isn't plastered with menstrual blood Killstream branding?
HAHAHA you dork, Ralph. Maybe you should buy clothes and not fake leather man purses you homo.
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May and Ralph are like something out of a cartoon, now it's not only Ralph but both of them that can be provoked into posting anything, that plus May almost kneeling to look shorter than Ralph, Ralph seemingly getting a haircut or styling his hair differently after being mocked for it, the idea of Ralph spending Christmas eve/day glued to his phone while celebrating with his in-laws (not only how disrespectful that is to them but to May as well). It's just the complete package.
The only thing that would top it all is if it is actually proven that they are faking the pregnancy, which I wouldn't put it past them (and in a way I would hope since it otherwise means that an actual child will be born to these two lunatics), but it's doubtful since that would mean that they are either faking it for her parents or her parents are aware that they are faking it, both of which just seem completely insane to me, but it is the family that produced May and the dad that hoped May would get together with Gator, so who the fuck knows.
All in all, a nice change from how incredibly boring Ralph has been for the last few weeks or even last couple of months with the incessant trips to Vegas and nothing really noteworthy outside of a few small things.
One of the most interesting things was the post to wildgoose, I remember Ralph burn that bridge long ago (during the stream.me era) but I would imagine wildgoose has a ton of shit he could say about Ralph, so I didn't expect to see him go full scorched earth on him. It could produce some good moments but since goose has been quiet this whole time about Ralph, I doubt it but let's see.
The only thing that would top it all is if it is actually proven that they are faking the pregnancy, which I wouldn't put it past them (and in a way I would hope since it otherwise means that an actual child will be born to these two lunatics), but it's doubtful since that would mean that they are either faking it for her parents or her parents are aware that they are faking it, both of which just seem completely insane to me, but it is the family that produced May and the dad that hoped May would get together with Gator, so who the fuck knows.
All in all, a nice change from how incredibly boring Ralph has been for the last few weeks or even last couple of months with the incessant trips to Vegas and nothing really noteworthy outside of a few small things.
One of the most interesting things was the post to wildgoose, I remember Ralph burn that bridge long ago (during the stream.me era) but I would imagine wildgoose has a ton of shit he could say about Ralph, so I didn't expect to see him go full scorched earth on him. It could produce some good moments but since goose has been quiet this whole time about Ralph, I doubt it but let's see.
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Interesting that neither Ethan nor Meigh has posted about what Ethan got for Meigh. Calling it now: His purse cost more than he spent on Meigh.
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Forgot about this one, also confirming he's spent the holidays browsing each and every thread and of course he agrees with @RedRocket69 since he posted a bunch of times about how he doesn't believe Ralph will go to jail.
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He's so not mad he has to go to another website to tell the people he's not mad at that he's not mad.
At least he got one A on this semester's report card: mental gymnastics.
At least he got one A on this semester's report card: mental gymnastics.
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Maybe an A for effort but letās just say this dipshit canāt stick a landing to save his life.
The resemblance is uncanny.
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Heās got skinny legs and tiny hooves but back fat. If he lacked arms and legs his body would be the shape of a blob fish found in the beach. He doesnāt even have a chin just an extension of fat on his neck. I think heās even developing fat on his forehead
Ralph seriously see a doctor about your Cushing Syndrome. I want you to live a long life of hijinks for my entertainment.