Alright retards, I'm about to give spergs a good name after what I am about to do.
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Above you will see a screen shot of Jasper in front of what is to be assumed the "family room TV".
We can assume that the avg cat skull length is 4.28 ± 0.26 cm base on google searches. Using Jasper as a ruler we can determine that (with assumptions) that the total length on screen is 9.25 Jasper Heads or 39.72 +- 2.41 cm.
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Now we know that is not the total length of the TV is not in screen so we can interpolate based on the percentage shown vs not. Using the same methodology, we can scale some of the highlighted potions of his display. We can use precious highlighted images like the one shown in the left side of the image that it is highlighted and slightly larger then interpret the scaling.
Based on the below image, The vertical factor (of a controlled square) is ~5x to have that same length go vertically across the screen.
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Conclusion:
Using the jasper head, factored in with the known scaling... we get a very Merry Christmas to all of you fucking degenerates. It's been a great year and here's to another one.
No one would actually go to this length to try and dox Phil's TV... right?
Also it's like a 42 inch TV I guess if you follow the math which I think is what he originally bought