DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

Man it's sad to see how much Kat has rapidly contributed to his decline in the last few years, Just the overnight change from I would like to have a kid to no I don't want one is staggering. Phil would be in a much better position in his life if he never met Kat and probably wouldn't have a gambling addiction and drinking problem. Because a man who claims to be living his best life shouldn't be dealing with addiction, I mean that's not to say he has done dumb shit with his money and drank a lot but he was never this bad in the past.
How would even potentially cause any of this? His affinity for gacha was years old when he first started seeing her, after his whaling (that has admitted to) on WWE supercard and had months playing champions while still with Leanna.
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The gout is calling to him
What's he hoping to achieve by showing this? Whenever he does anything, especially food related after the BK incident, he just gets mocked for it.
Let's look at Kat's track record

Can't cook a turkey
Can't cook a ham
Can't even cook chicken wings in an air fryer

I'm not having high expectations for her being able to cook a roast beef especially since she's never done anything like it before.

Kat, stick with easy to eat casseroles and frozen meals.
Can't even be trusted to just stir a pot of his liquid sugar. Not even preparing it, just stirring it.
 
to read some of the tip comments. She read them. Silently to herself. Phil had to tell her that she was supposed to read them out loud.
Literacy, or maybe better to say abstract thinking.
Now you are making me curious to rewatch her game play, except isn't it gone right?
Yes that is ONE of the signs of the spectrum.
The inability to "read the room" according to Subaru man is other.
(source: slight pl)
There might be some learning disability based on what you guys say.
(I only watched Tenon stream on this once)
Congratulation I award you the Grand Order of Autism:
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Might steal that for a sticker or t-shirt.
 
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I know this is redundant but... lol fag.
 
She plays Skyrim without mods.
I’m 100% sure Phil’s going to do the same.

He’s obviously going to play it on Xbox or PS5, and while I’m unsure if he bought the Anniversary Edition, it’s safe to say he’ll refrain from using mods once he learns using them blocks trophies/achievements since he loves getting those.
 
Downwards Sliding into a Pit the Unstoppable, sounds bout right. There is very little to stop his downfall and a medical disaster at this point is more a boon than curse.

Yes, Christmas passed but grand daily beg season is in full swing. With your dents stuffed with turkey (ham), you now crave them stuffing your Scopely accounts with Hogans and gullet with hard stuff. Both that only makes your droopy mouth curl upwards.

Also, that PFP. Does that handsome figure already knew how he would look like in the future ?
 
I’m 100% sure Phil’s going to do the same.

He’s obviously going to play it on Xbox or PS5, and while I’m unsure if he bought the Anniversary Edition, it’s safe to say he’ll refrain from using mods once he learns using them blocks trophies/achievements since he loves getting those.
He said during the CE stream that it was the Anniversary Edition, while (uncorrectly) referring to it as "vanilla".

And Daves self awarenes stat just went from 0 to -10
My God, such a display of faggotery is unprecedented, even for him...

Also, late, but merry Christmas my Kiwifriends, hope everything went good ! :drink:
 
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I know this is redundant but... lol fag.
The only reason Phil could possibly have slept with a smile is if he whaled out on Champions to a whole new level, which is a forgone conclusion since he had nothing else to do yesterday. He doesn't save money, Katherine doesn't care about him, so there were no presents, he didn't cook a legit meal (that roast was clearly pre-cooked and Kat didn't do shit with it), and no one visited. Seriously, he had nothing else to do except play Champions and watch the Christmas movies he grew up with. Which he did by himself.

Oh, and "The Unstoppable"? Yeah, that's going to age really well by next Christmas...
 
It's Phil, so it's probably some mundane chore everyone in the whole world deals with regularly but that he just can't handle without spinning it into some grand three-act tragedy.
Huh. Always some kind of alleged drama for I-don't-deal-in-drama Phail on his day off. Now the not-a-childrens-entertainer will have to entertain the children with his fake story.

Alright retards, I'm about to give spergs a good name after what I am about to do.

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Above you will see a screen shot of Jasper in front of what is to be assumed the "family room TV".
We can assume that the avg cat skull length is 4.28 ± 0.26 cm base on google searches. Using Jasper as a ruler we can determine that (with assumptions) that the total length on screen is 9.25 Jasper Heads or 39.72 +- 2.41 cm.
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Now we know that is not the total length of the TV is not in screen so we can interpolate based on the percentage shown vs not. Using the same methodology, we can scale some of the highlighted potions of his display. We can use precious highlighted images like the one shown in the left side of the image that it is highlighted and slightly larger then interpret the scaling.
Based on the below image, The vertical factor (of a controlled square) is ~5x to have that same length go vertically across the screen.

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Conclusion:
Using the jasper head, factored in with the known scaling... we get a very Merry Christmas to all of you fucking degenerates. It's been a great year and here's to another one.
No one would actually go to this length to try and dox Phil's TV... right?








Also it's like a 42 inch TV I guess if you follow the math which I think is what he originally bought
lol. You're going to make him tweak hard with this.
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I know this is redundant but... lol fag.
lol. You're not asking anyone how their holiday was.That takes attention away from you and we know how that puts sand in your vag.
It looks like he's crying in his new twitter profile picture.

This It has to be bait right? Like he did it on purpose to get a response, and he'll change it and say how he got 'no lifers' talking about it on pre stream before changing it back. There is no way somebody can put a selfie that depressing looking on purpose.
He def looks drunk. And I guess 'unstoppable' is the name of the latest Hogan.
 
Wonder how long he will drag Skyrim out.
He isn't playing it with mods (yet another decision that makes it obvious that he isn't taking his situation seriously because literally no one else on Earth would think there's a point to playing that game without mods ten years after its release), so it'll be slightly longer-lived than Morrowind, since the game will hold his hand by itself to an extent.

Though not enough to spare him from looking like an imbecile, which he clearly doesn't know, else he wouldn't be touching it with a fifty foot pole. It may not be a difficult game, but without the unofficial patches he WILL encounter some Bethesda-style bullshit and throw a fit over it even though it's entirely his fault he didn't avoid the situation.

Even when Phil goes out of his way to avoid producing good TIHYDP material, his stupidity shines through nonetheless, which should've been a wake-up call for him a long time ago, but alas...
It looks like he's crying in his new twitter profile picture.

This It has to be bait right? Like he did it on purpose to get a response, and he'll change it and say how he got 'no lifers' talking about it on pre stream before changing it back. There is no way somebody can put a selfie that depressing looking on purpose.
He has used that one before, I remember it. People here remarked about how it had extremely "Just barely hanging on" energy, and yeah... They weren't wrong. For Phil to post about supposedly smiling himself to sleep (which in accordance with his own previous assertions should be a lot more often than just Christmas), while reverting to that avatar is some real "snitching on myself" shit that only Phil could manage.
 
Wonder how long he will drag Skyrim out.
I wouldn't be surprised if he plays it for half a year. I don't remember the earlier Yakuza games but he played Yakuza 7 for 4 months and he's still playing Lost Judgment and that game came out 3 and a half months ago. He'll find a way to stall the shit out of it and Skyrim is a pretty massive game with lots of side khantent. I'm comparing Skyrim to those games in this estimate because Skyrim is more of a straight up action game like Judgment than the earlier TES games in terms of how complex the RPG mechanics are.
 
he's still playing Lost Judgment and that game came out 3 and a half months ago
That shit just kills me, it really does. I love it because it fucks him, but good lord how dumb you have to be to rely so much on a game to bring in views and tips and handle it the way Phil does. Doesn't help that it probably offends him greatly the idea that he really does need new games to get attention, because his blaming of the game when it doesn't work means jack shit when he also takes all the credit when it DOES work. Phil doesn't accept how non-entertaining he is, any more than he accepts that the detractor community is too smart for him to stay a step ahead of more than two seconds. And I KNOW that contributes to his fuck-ups in that regard. An asshole like him is NEVER going to consider that, say, his security could be breached, by people he refers to as mentally-ill nudniks, even after it actually happens. His ego doesn't allow it.

No one, including Phil, will ever convince me that he really grasps what's on the horizon unless he does a full 180 on everything, especially his streaming decisions. He has to stop putting games off and making people wait so fucking long to get through watching them. Stop making people watch Street Fighter unless you're going to jump on Fightcade. Stop stalling. Stop rushing through shit after just getting done stalling on another game. Stop playing remasters, especially when no one asked you to. The only time Phil should ever bust out older games he has already played is if he's going to do an ACTUAL redemption run where he can't even SEE the chat. Don't have it on screen, don't shout out the tips, just focus on the game. For fucking once.
His new pfp is so fuckin gay ahaha
If I'm not mistaken, the cover to Morrowind is one of the thumbnails on the screen behind him. What exactly is the rest of it? Because it's not the Xbox menu. It looks more like that's a PC he has the game loaded on. Please tell me it isn't, because I can't handle him being such a dunce that he would have Morrowind on PC and yet stream the Xbox version...
 
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