DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

For Phil, anything that inconveniences him that results in him having to do actual work automatically downgrades it to 3rd world status.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

We can nip that hardship in the bud. I know this is power leveling, but in the age of remote work, sick days and snow days aren't really a thing unless your job involves actual labor or security. If he were still playing pretend big boy job, Phil and his unemployed wheelchairs should know.

No one needs an entire day off to go shopping for snow prep.

EDIT: And in any case, snow days are almost always unpaid leave. Paypigs are now responsible for Phil's PTO.

 

[LieLieFyre]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

He really is terrified of the world isn't he? The idea of going outside with snow to him probably means getting in a car crash or slipping on some snow or ice. Won't try anything new cause he he's afraid of any sort of change and failing. Complains about video games being dynamic and not static. He just wants his world to stay at that 2010-11 era where he was popular and made big cash. I would feel sad for his deluded state of mind if he wasn't a insufferable asshole for the whole of his existence.

 

[25 Invisible push-ups]

Hahaha this guy going for the soft ass rebrand...on sites he cares about.

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Phil,
I get a rebranding can feel refreshing and it has allowed me to branch out more as a drug and alcohol loving shit talker. Buddy you are getting so boring I go to Perry streams for cheap laughs now. Phil, I would argue that you aren't really going change, that you will still be that racist piece of shit, begging for every single stripper bill you earn as you play dress up and act like a clown. This is why I've been here for so long, as soon as I think you have done the dumbest thing I've seen, you do shit like this. You keep trying and I'll keep laughing.


Can't wait to catch the Pre-stream.

To be fair I don't know what it said before, but I was really confused when you said it was changed when it still clearly says "Twitch channel subscriber milestones". I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. People who pledge to his Patreon or become members know exactly what low effort content they're signing up for so why would his Patreon page be any different?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

He did mention that he's never done the online grocery delivery thing since his grocery store is basically next door. Nice of him to tell the stalkers exactly where he'll be on his weekly day off.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

His new pfp is so fuckin gay ahaha

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I'm a little late but what's especially funny about this selfie is that even though its old we can assume he took it with his iphone right? Not a screenshot from this 480p camera right? So why in the FUCK is it blatantly obvious how patchy his beard is? White hairs, my ass. This dood grows beards like a native american.

 

[BlackDragoons]

He really is terrified of the world isn't he? The idea of going outside with snow to him probably means getting in a car crash or slipping on some snow or ice. Won't try anything new cause he he's afraid of any sort of change and failing. Complains about video games being dynamic and not static. He just wants his world to stay at that 2010-11 era where he was popular and made big cash. I would feel sad for his deluded state of mind if he wasn't a insufferable asshole for the whole of his existence.

A bit of PL but my brother has a genetic defect where his knees will literally dislocate if he's not careful on how he walks. He ironically does deliveries for Papa Johns as well and at one point fell through a flight of stairs delivering pizza.

 

[Sup3r]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

If Phil had a functioning braincell, he could easily just get up early and go shopping before streaming or if that was too much effort (which it of course isn't) could just go between streams and do his regular doordash order on the way back on tuesday.

He did mention that he's never done the online grocery delivery thing since his grocery store is basically next door. Nice of him to tell the stalkers exactly where he'll be on his weekly day off.

Even though he's admitted to having groceries delivered recently. There is no excuse for him to be worried about it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He did mention that he's never done the online grocery delivery thing since his grocery store is basically next door. Nice of him to tell the stalkers exactly where he'll be on his weekly day off.

Oh the sad fucker wished he had stalkers so he could whine about it and somehow make it into something that needed more money.

But the sad (and funny) fact is that apart from that one photo of him and Panda, nobody gives enough of a shit to stalk him. We have our fun pointing and laughing from a distance.

And outside the vortex nobody cares or knows about him, they have maybe heard about "the guy" but that's it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm a little late but what's especially funny about this selfie is that even though its old we can assume he took it with his iphone right? Not a screenshot from this 480p camera right? So why in the FUCK is it blatantly obvious how patchy his beard is? White hairs, my ass. This dood grows beards like a native american.

You can tell the quality of an image of Phil from the wart that he has. The wart is visible, so it's higher quality.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

Did a brief bit of research on blizzards in Washington, which Phil really should've done before he made that stupid statement, because they're rare and so that means what he's concerned about is just plain old snow.

Not only does this make him look pathetic, but it goes to show just how much his narrative his horse shit if the weather being slightly too inconvenient is enough for him to shift his days off. How many times has he acted like he won't have any food if he doesn't go shopping? How many times has he acted like if you don't tip him, he won't be able to go shopping the next day?

Being this flexible makes no sense when combined with the kinds of claims Phil makes on a regular. He has food, he has money, he just takes entire days off because he wants to be away from the games he hates playing, and the tards he hates dealing with, not to mention being able to whale out more on Champions and say more offensive shit while getting drunk, that no one can bust him on. If it was otherwise, rain and snow he would just deal with because it would legit mean that or starve.

 

[Balr0g]

I watch a lot of detractor content and from time to time I click on one of his videos on youtube.
Youtube NEVER EVER recommended a single dspgaming video when I go recommended new to you/recently uploaded. NEVER. Not once I saw his video there.


BRING BACK KOGAMING YOU FAGGOT!

Tbh I sometimes get DSP videos recommended but at the bottom of my start page. Usually I don't scroll that far downwards and I certainly don't watch them. But Phil is so rusted in his ways that the small changes he makes just loose some dust but thew gears stay in the position

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

Good thing he doesn't live 100 miles further East:

He'd be without food all winter.
And the forecast is 10% chance of snow Wednesday during the day and 90% rain/snow with high of 38 Thursday during the day. Mr I-hate-drama sure can't help but create it over nothing.

He did mention that he's never done the online grocery delivery thing since his grocery store is basically next door. Nice of him to tell the stalkers exactly where he'll be on his weekly day off.

Didn't he say he does get groceries delivered just a week or so ago? I seem to remember someone making a comment about it here.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Good thing he doesn't live 100 miles further East:

He'd be without food all winter.

Didn't he say he does get groceries delivered just a week or so ago? I seem to remember someone making a comment about it here.

Aww that's pretty makes me a happy doggo

And yes I remember him rambling on about getting shit delivered in one of his "it's an all digital online new world" type rants.

 

[Chandler Bing]

First before anything else;
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Looking at the recipe I would say this is it.
And yes marinating takes at least 24 hours to really work, I thought that was sort of common knowledge but guess not.

It really is sort of impressive how you can fuck something this simpel up, instructions this simple really leaves no room for failure but here we are.

I might give this recipe a try myself to test it out it sounds yummy.

You and me both. When I do it I'll post pics here. Let's do it. Make the roach look more retarded.

Edit. I like to cook. Tism time.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Didn't he say he does get groceries delivered just a week or so ago? I seem to remember someone making a comment about it here.

Here's him saying he never has if someone can find the contradictory vid

 

[San Dimas High School]

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Just to make sure, Renton does have snow ploughs, right? Washington haven't been downgraded to 3rd world status (yet)?

I doubt Renton has snow plows. Seattle doesn't and most shit cancels for like an inch of snow. They act like it's armageddon.

 

[Lord_Point]

Good thing he doesn't live 100 miles further East:

He'd be without food all winter.
And the forecast is 10% chance of snow Wednesday during the day and 90% rain/snow with high of 38 Thursday during the day. Mr I-hate-drama sure can't help but create it over nothing.

Didn't he say he does get groceries delivered just a week or so ago? I seem to remember someone making a comment about it here.

Holy shit, all those poor people are going to starve and/or freeze to death! Also fuck you for posing that video on kiwiFARTS, now mentally ill trolls are literally going to kill their families.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Here's him saying he never has if someone can find the contradictory vid

It never fails to make me laugh seeing Phil reach over for his keyboard and have to look as far away from it as physically possible to see his screen because they're not on the same side of the room for absolutely no fucking reason. lol