You're not alone on that one. A healthy chunk of critics that started at or after Bob have eclipsed him in views.
Oh yeah, forgot the obvious one about ultimate Nick Fury being 1 to 1 Samuel L. jackson, how could I forget that. And Thor was more ultimates, heck, you even see Ultimate Thor picking up chicks in nightclubs, I could never see Walt Simonson's Thor doing that.
Since he refuses to click through ever Robert doesn't know that this is about ballot harvesting, something which is expressly illegal in many states. He could know that without clicking by seeing the word "harvesting" but obviously that was too much of a burden on being a Thinker too.
He liked it because there were more Avengers, more action scenes, and he could pretend it was deeper with those dream sequences that get resolved pretty quickly. Also, you know he cheered like a loon when Iron Man fought Hulk.
How about a literal Starship™?nono, see, the Robots of the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchahwould be doing all the delivering! And all the other jobs, because hyooman labor is obsolete! All humanity needs now is Thinkers
I'm glad someone asked Bob about this and he responded. He literally is incredibly dumb to think somehow the government can use all these robots to feed the planet. Also that he doesn't view government employees as humans apparently. And that he thinks the world governments could somehow run the entire global economy for more than like a few hours.
SUPER gold-star transphobia:
JK Rowling said:
JK Rowling said:
"workstation"
So you're stuck in a Windows Update loop at your "workstation" but are somehow tweeting through it. Courage.
"Avengers vs. X-Men" is a reasonable prediction for some point in the future. "Avengers vs. X-Men vs. Eternals" is not, especially for 2022.
He sure is going to force this movie into his QAnon theory no matter what.
If you're pointing to a song playing over the end credits of a movie from 1999 to claim there's "woke bs" in your movie then you're trying too hard. Especially when nothing about that song except the literal meaning of the chorus has anything to do with your movie's plot or message.
This is the same guy that wrote a review where one of the first words was "fingerbang" and didn't censor it.
So Bobs plan is to lockdown almost all of the civilian population and replace the transportation industry with the military because robots would never fucking work. I can't even begin to think up all the reasons why that's a terrible idea, from the inherent danger of giving the military almost total control over who gets food and supplies to the famously inefficient logistics of the military, to the possibility that the government just won't have enough people to do it in the first place. And how long did he think this would last for, because no matter what anyone says, the only thing lockdowns ever did was slow the spread and would never completely stop it unless you had people locked in hermetically sealed rooms. So he's planning on having most of the population stuck in their homes for at least several months to more likely several years and expects the population to be fine with this, and that the agricultural and food processing industry wouldn't collapse in a matter of weeks of this plan being enacted. I'm not even shocked any more but he might be even more out of touch than Chris-chan himself.
He has no idea that COVID got to the United States because no country in the world wanted to strand their citizens elsewhere for an unspecified amount of time. That's how it hopped from China to Europe to New York and then the rest of the United States.
I'm sure Bob thinks the military has enough thinkers in charge now to carry out his superior futuristic dreams regardless of the obsolete chuds in the rank and file but morale is at an all time low and trying to do something like this would undoubtedly end up in a complete disaster that shatters what's left of the US Military's image.
He does realize the National Guard are reservists so have actual lives and jobs and things and activating them would just end up taking the ones who had truck driving experience (i.e. truck drivers) and installing them as truck drivers, effectively playing musical chairs from an existing working (kinda) system into a new untested one? A new untested one run not by impersonal market forces but by a person sitting at a desk who got there because they played the political game and - likely these days - wears a dress because they like the way the draft tickles their balls?How about a literal Starship™?
It also made Ant-Man into a raging wife-beater and Captain America into the exact kind of uber-patriotic 40's chud that Bob would despise. At least there's no mistaking him for the 'real antifa'.
Its actually worse. Wolverine speculates Quicksilver's love of Wanda is because of Quicksilver's love of Magda (I think that was her name), Quicksilver's mother.
I know what the standard arguments about why you can't make an interesting film about Superman are - they are wrong (I am a casual Supes fan) but I understand the challenge. Especially if you don't "get" what makes Superman work. Captain Planet, however, has every bit of the Superman problem - only worse because in every story of his, he doesn't even exist for two-thirds of it!
