DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Aaaaaand Bingo!

This entire time, this shit isn't for the paypigs, it isn't for the trolls and the shitheads - it's for DSP.

All these assurance tweets, positive reinforcement prestreams, and basically all this retarded bullshit about the sky not falling is to only convince himself everything is OK, while staring at overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

My fans love me, my family supports me, I have a real job, I have a real family, I'm a mature adult, this is a real business, business is doing good, I'm a good gamer, I'm professional...

Rinse and repeat, every day.

Don't get me wrong, it works on the paypigs, since they're already susceptible to bullshit, but these segments are him thinking out loud and comforting himself. Going deeper in delusions, denials and straight up fantasy.

We're a part of this too, you know. We motivate him to believe his own bullshit. Everything suggested by the trolls, even 100% true, MUST BE DENIED!

Feels Delusional Man

:delusionalPepe:
"A man who lies to himself, and believes his own lies, becomes unable to recognize truth, either in himself or in anyone else, and he ends up losing respect for himself and for others. When he has no respect for anyone, he can no longer love, and in him, he yields to his impulses, indulges in the lowest form of pleasure, and behaves in the end like an animal in satisfying his vices. And it all comes from lying — to others and to yourself."
~Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky
 
I saw it so YOU have to as well.
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This re-branding, re-writing his own history is the most exceptional faggotry I've ever seen him do. Bloody cope mate.
I can't even tell if it's a persona, or if he's actually that bloody delusional.
You know what I notice? This "I didn't know what to do in response to TIHYDP" shit sounds EXACTLY like that video of him trying to get back into that one company's good graces, talking about how he didn't know where the line was, implying that if they work it out, he can behave himself. As if he was a shock jock that they could make money off of with his controversial nature, so long as he knows, from THEM, what lines not to cross.

It's never his fault, but more than that, Phil legit needs an authority figure in his life at all times, except he won't tolerate them guiding him properly because they're only there to absorb blame for anything he gets smacked for. This is why I don't believe it when he says Kat fucked something up, Phil is such a little bastard that nobody around him gets treated with any kind of dignity, ever. You tell him true, he takes the credit. He gets burned, it was your fault even though you didn't tell him to just say the n-word with reckless abandon or scoff at a 24 hour exclusivity clause for years on end.

Phil isn't just a dumbass who never knows what to do unless someone else tells him. He IS that, but he's also the motherfucker who will never appreciate anyone who makes sure that he avoids pot-holes as he meanders through life like the stupid lazy asshole that he is. You exist only to serve him, in whatever way he needs, and you are never to expect anything from him. Tell him what to do all you want, he's still going to be every bit the pathetic douchebag he's being in his pre-stream as we speak.
 
DSP said verbatim that he hates that people can make $1000 on a stream just farting all day (and not him)

What the hell is wrong with this guy? He wants content creation to be like this if he gets rewarded for doing it and not other people? Just a really weird thing to bring up.

He wants to be able to burp and snort for that $1000! How dare those women steal his idea!
 
I don't even know what's happening anymore... This entire pre-stream is a gold sandstorm.
However, I think something happened. He's too upset, even by his standards.

My wild guess: he got denied the Twitch Partnership.
He's 100% in midlife crisis mode. His narcissism is trying to reconcile an entire lifetime of failure with his belief that he can do no wrong.
 
He's 100% in midlife crisis mode. His narcissism is trying to reconcile an entire lifetime of failure with his belief that he can do no wrong.
Maybe he watched A Christmas Carol again and contemplated the reality that is Future DSP. That's probably why he broke down and cried in the theater with Leanna.
 
I noticed something on his head everytime he eye fucks himself in OBS, I thought it was a bald spot, but it's in the same spot on both sides of his head.

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but then it disappeared when he, I don't know what the fuck this is, is the lower half like "oh fuck this barely coherent rambling that won't end I have to escape" and PP had to dive to stop it?

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look at that face, dude has gone bye bye. He's is so far gone down insanity street the only way he's coming back is when the people in the white coats come for him, anywho...also gone here

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so I wonder, how fucking greasy is his hair, I don't recall him having a ring light or studio lights that would cause enough of a glare to look like a bald spot. I really only noticed cause he keeps looking at himself when he talks, which gets more frequent the more frantic he gets and it's like a light hitting someone's phone across a huge room, it doesn't blind you but it's annoying cause you keep seeing it in the corner of your eyes.

anywho did he ever get to the point of this and what it has to do with Lindsay?
 
Phil does not care anymore. He has lost the capacity to care about the begging narrative. He is banking on the notion that his wheelchairs will turn their nose up to any piece of hard evidence detailing anything he's said in the past (which, for the most part, has been the case for months now), so he doesn't care about lying effectively anymore. The narrative changes every single day, retcons happening at a breakneck pace, and pigroach simply cannot care about how shoddy the grift is anymore, because the whales aren't going anywhere, no matter how many lies and contradictions add up every prestream.

Phil could flash his WWE Champions account and prove it was him all along, and the same whales will keep opening their wallets. Since we've reached a terminal, unceasing state in the begging&whaling cycle, I say bleed 'em 'til they're dry and then bury them. Absolutely destroy these wheelchairs' lives so we can have a good laugh at what happens to anybody that dares try to please the pigroach. :story:

This might seem contradictory to the general semblance that Phil is scamming people that are too stupid to realize it, and we shouldn't encourage that kind of shit, but I'm somebody that believes you can only play the Catcher In The Rye role for so long until eventually you realize these tards will never stop, and it's better to just step aside and laugh at how wide their smiles are on their faces while they throw themselves over the edge.
Phil doesn't care anymore because he's realised that his whales never gave a fuck about it. His biggest whale, you know the one, was active here for months, well aware that Phil was wasting his money. Hell, most of the "people" on HIS forums know how full of shit he is, not even his mod could argue against the numbers.

There's also the element of his addictions to consider, especially alcohol. It's likely that he can't remember what he said even minutes ago, let alone days ago. He seriously
DSP said verbatim that he hates that people can make $1000 on a stream just farting all day (and not him)

What the hell is wrong with this guy? He wants content creation to be like this if he gets rewarded for doing it and not other people? Just a really weird thing to bring up.
I hope he didn't really say that. If he really found someone who did that, I'd want to understand why he was watching that when he could have easily been doing anything productive.
I don't even know what's happening anymore... This entire pre-stream is a gold sandstorm.
However, I think something happened. He's too upset, even by his standards.

My wild guess: he got denied the Twitch Partnership.
Or was denied superthanks. Then again he's so impatient that I wouldn't be surprised that he was expecting his barely-arsed attempt to rebrand to immediately start bringing the people who knew who "the king of hate" was but not "Darksydephil" as though they could ever exist.
 
In way I love this line because it's partially true, just in the "pigroach semantics" kind of true.

He doesn't dwell on can't remember anything for longer than a day. The amount of tips he gets, how much money his paycucks have given him longterm, the shit he said in the prestream, etc. The only things that persist in his mind are the things he's bitter about - Rambo, Panda, gojitenks, EvilAJ, other streamers, the Farms, etc.

Phil would forget what game he was supposed to play every stream if not for the autism schedule telling him what it was.
 
I noticed something on his head everytime he eye fucks himself in OBS, I thought it was a bald spot, but it's in the same spot on both sides of his head.

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but then it disappeared when he, I don't know what the fuck this is, is the lower half like "oh fuck this barely coherent rambling that won't end I have to escape" and PP had to dive to stop it?
I thought about this myself, and it would be funny if he had something like trichotillomania. But then again - would be really be willing to resist the urge to pluck hairs on stream? He already doesn't give a shit about picking his ear or snorting/burping into the mic.
 
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