The cringe of "cryptic" Deathfat fans - For the love of all things holy, stop saying "gorl"

[L50LasPak]

I think you've got to be completely blind to not see that this is just a universal problem with lolcows, and gossip culture in general.

It turns out that the average person who follows some doofus making regular screwups isn't actually a comedic genius, or even all that witty. Shocker! Do you ask people who are standing in line at McDonalds for the secrets to the universe too?

 

[themasterlurker]

Most people like looking at cows similar to them because it's usually a "At least I'm not that bad!" kind of attitude, meanwhile some of those cows, specifically the woman-centric cows, are milking the hateviews for money and are successfully using this as a financial tactic.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Great post, gorl

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Most people like looking at cows similar to them because it's usually a "At least I'm not that bad!" kind of attitude, meanwhile some of those cows, specifically the woman-centric cows, are milking the hateviews for money and are successfully using this as a financial tactic.

While I don't doubt a lot of people at least partially follow certain cows to feel better about themselves, I think there's more to it than that. I'll be totally honest, there are a few cows I find interesting because there is an element of "there but for the grace of God go I" to their circumstances. Like there might be a few aspects of their background similar enough to my own that it makes me wonder on some level how many more bad decisions over the course of a lifetime could have resulted in having a thread here. I don't think it is intrinsically bad to realize this, it only enters lolcow territory when it results in getting overly invested and assmad at cows because you see the aspects of yourself you hate and are ashamed of magnified in them and think no one sees the IMAX level projection. Say what you will about BP or Deathfats but they are absolutely no better or worse for tards like this than any other subcategory of cow.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Wait the Chantal thread was quality? I assumed it was as much of a dumpster fire as she was.

 

[Dysnomia]

I guess.... Don't get so obsessed with deathfat cows that you become a cow yourself?

 

[KelpieSelkie]

That just means the "culture" of that board doesn't fit you. It's not a big deal. I personally don't enjoy reading threads in BP either because I get tired of overly nitpicky comments about how the cow dresses or decorates. I once saw someone post a picture of a cow's house that, to me, looked fine and normal enough to hide the horrors within, but the poster said they were gagging at all the clutter. BP's board culture just doesn't gel with me, and it sounds like it doesn't for you either. Just click somewhere else gorl.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

That just means the "culture" of that board doesn't fit you. It's not a big deal. I personally don't enjoy reading threads in BP either because I get tired of overly nitpicky comments about how the cow dresses or decorates. I once saw someone post a picture of a cow's house that, to me, looked fine and normal enough to hide the horrors within, but the poster said they were gagging at all the clutter. BP's board culture just doesn't gel with me, and it sounds like it doesn't for you either. Just click somewhere else gorl.

It is at least better than Gossip Bakery. I think OP would die there because the women PL constantly about how much better they are than their cows and they often post shit dumber than the cow they are bitching about.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

tl;dr

Come on, big boy.
It wasn't that long of a read.

 

[I AM FUNNY]

powerlevel and if you dont like it kys

i find death cows funny and interesting because i am related to a deathcow, she would certainly be on the farms if she documented her personal life (lives with my nan, shits in a bedpan, etc.) so i wish i could speak on behalf of a lot of people on KF but i can't. for some reason a lot of people just fucking obsess over a cow because they know someone like that irl.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I think the obese followers are either insecure women or closet feeders. Even if they themselves don't know it.

Ftfy

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Are you okay OP? Who hurt you? Show me on the doll who gave you an upset.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

That just means the "culture" of that board doesn't fit you. It's not a big deal. I personally don't enjoy reading threads in BP either because I get tired of overly nitpicky comments about how the cow dresses or decorates. I once saw someone post a picture of a cow's house that, to me, looked fine and normal enough to hide the horrors within, but the poster said they were gagging at all the clutter. BP's board culture just doesn't gel with me, and it sounds like it doesn't for you either. Just click somewhere else gorl.

Every. Fucking. Time. a cow posts food they made of any kind, of any quality, no matter what it actually looks like or what it's made of, the thread devolves into post after post about how totally disgusting, horrible, unproperly cooked, dry/greasy/under seasoned/overseasoned, and/or unhealthy it is. Now granted there are cows that make legitimately disgusting concoctions, but 90% of the time in BP it's people sperging themselves over a normal chocolate chip cookie. It's very ridiculous.

 

[Smug Cat]

It is only a lolcow thread. Why you have to be mad?

 

[Tookie]

Low IQ fat women sperging about low IQ super fat women

Sounds like my idea of a party.

 

[Happy Fish]

Whatever tickles your pickle, fam

 

[Mal0]

OP would have a stroke if he visited Animal Control. Jannies do an okay job cleaning those threads, but there are exceptional cases.

 

[stupid frog]

gorl u need to log off

 

[Owlflaps]

Some of the posters I see in the deathfat threads cope, seethe, and dilate harder than some trannies. They're fat and make a living killing themselves eating themselves to death, I'm pretty sure you don't want to be in their shoes. You bitches need to calm down and enjoy the ride, lmao

 

[Catto Gatto]

I discovered the farms whenever the infamous Lucas Werner Starbucks debacle happened and lurked that thread on and off for years. But the HAES movement has always been morbidly (guh-hyuck) fascinating to me so I eventually meandered over to deathfats and stuck around.

I can’t handle Chantal or Amber though. They post such long, boring videos and there are way too many secondary orbiter cows to keep up with. Don’t have the time or attention span. I prefer the deathfats that stick to posting short n stupid Instagram stories. Kelly Lenza and Anna O’Brien consistently make me laugh out loud with their bizarre antics. I also haven’t seen any of the behavior that OP mentioned in either of those threads.