DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
No, I never had a chair sponsorship. But let me tell you how this company sent me a chair for free, asked me to rate it honestly, had a legal contract with me.

Also don't forget he said "Doesn't matter, because I got the chair, haha!" Back then but now is saying "I never got the chair". And he said the company "SPONSORED" him back in the day.

Honestly, Phil, fuck you for how much you manipulate your denthead viewers.

Clip at the beginning of this video.
lmao. 'personal information about the company'. stay stupid Phail. Did you already forget how business filings work?

I think it's $2300 not $23k.


Some of us were guessing the $1000 plumber and another ridiculous grand or two expense he was shilling for were for that purpose.
Well, don't I look like Phail. I'll go back and correct it instead of insisting I did nothing wrong though. :stress:
 
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devoid of any original thought in his head, every time a poll goes up for his gay hats it's "which hat is x best" with x being related to, or the name straight up, of the game he's playing
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For real...
 
Dave thinks you need to make lots of money to make good friends. No you fucking retard, your friends left you and you have no friends because you're a fucking asshole. Be sure to squeal like a good lolcow on your next prestream, today was a blast.

To quote Aesop Rock: "There is no secret handshake club at the top."
 
Dude that is fucking insane he really said he never got the chair and never advertised it?? Come on Phil we all know you lie all the time but dude there is concrete evidence on this not just something you can handwave away and call a "dumbfuck conspiracy theory."
It's ridiculous at this point. It took me a whole 5 seconds to find his tweet and post it. Why lie about that? You got a sponsorship from opseats, they canceled it, you got a sponsor from spawnseats, got the chair, they went out of business BECAUSE OF YOU, and the next stream he gloated about "owning" the detractors because he "got the chair" unlike his last attempt. Now he's retconning all of that just to push this "i'm a REAL gamer" shit? Please.

Dave thinks you need to make lots of money to make good friends. No you fucking retard, your friends left you and you have no friends because you're a fucking asshole. Be sure to squeal like a good lolcow on your next prestream, today was a blast.

Phil had a great editing crew and great friends that did high quality videos for him for nothing. Howard never got paid, RespectThePact never got paid, and he thought because of his notoriety in the early 2010's, that would be enough,...

Im not sure about yall but if one of my crew told me he's having a kid and we all agreed to using my notoriety over paying you... im not even asking, im giving my team money. Phil thought it was cool to buy a BMW, figurines, and bullshit right in front of his friends that he hasn't paid. Shitty scam artist.
 
Did you already forget how business filings work?
Phil has this really ass-backward way of thinking about things because he tries to make money through anonymous donations, which for many people would be considered suspect at best.

What, company filings? For accountability, transparency, consumer trust, to prevent tax evasion? No! For Phil, revealing any personal information can get you doxxed! It's like he just wants people to sit around with bitcoin wallets or something, with no oversight or accountability. Just punch in a few numbers, wire-transfer your money, and never hear from it again or have any way of knowing where it went!
 
Dave thinks you need to make lots of money to make good friends. No you fucking retard, your friends left you and you have no friends because you're a fucking asshole. Be sure to squeal like a good lolcow on your next prestream, today was a blast.
And that's who Phil is. He will use anyone who gets close to him to get ahead and dump them when they are not longer useful.
-John Rambo
-Howard
-PandaLee
-Quartering (though its seems Quarter Pounder flipped the script)
-Keemstar
-Projared
-Streamchatters like Major Riot, Kekon and Brian, [REDACTED], Papavera, those Apex Legends chat members, the denthead he was playing Halo with recently.

Never forget he was going to use Katherine for kahntent as well. And now look at them
I know we all think that she's the one who avoids him and treats HIM like a roommate but what if its the opposite? What if she genuinely likes him but Phil is the one who acts standoffish towards her? Like when Leanna was getting hate in the comments of this videos thats when it seemed like he was ignoring her. It may be the same with Katherine for refusing to be in his videos.

Sorry. Just a stream of consciousness from a very sleepy boi. Feel free to tell me to fuck off.
 
I don't think Phil understands how his fans really feel about him saying he turns down free indie game codes and other sponsorships instead of just begging them for donations.
The fans don’t care about anything he says.
They just wait for him to start whining about other people so they can clap their hands, cheer him on, and pretend they’re a part of some secret club with exclusive controversial takes. They’re all contrarians and don’t give a fuck about the truth of Phil’s financial situation.
 
It may be the same with Katherine for refusing to be in his videos.
It wouldn't surprise me if Kat wanted to be in on the streams because she did stream on twitch so clearly she is not shy with being on camera and she went on his streams a few times, But Phil probably keeps her out of his stuff because he is jealous that she will get more attention then him. Look at the way he treats his chat when they don't talk about him 24/7, Now times that by a hundred if Kat was on the stream.
 
No, I never had a chair sponsorship. But let me tell you how this company sent me a chair for free, asked me to rate it honestly, had a legal contract with me.

Also don't forget he said "Doesn't matter, because I got the chair, haha!" Back then but now is saying "I never got the chair". And he said the company "SPONSORED" him back in the day.

Honestly, Phil, fuck you for how much you manipulate your denthead viewers.

Clip at the beginning of this video.
I can't be fucked to go back & find the pinpoint citation in the old thread, but just want to add to all this that there was also a hilarious counterpoint of solid speculation that the dumb faggot -I hope you're all sitting down for this banger- purchased the chair from the 2nd sponsor himself & then (get ready, I'm about to blow your minds again) pretended like it was gifted to him from that 2nd sponsor. Just in time for the tits to fall off that deal, too, & he doublecoped by acting smug like he was the one that came out ahead.

🤯🤯🤯 I know. Sorry.

Just adding that because this was a long time ago & I don't know if anyone covered that angle in any videos. <3
 
I can't be fucked to go back & find the pinpoint citation in the old thread, but just want to add to all this that there was also a hilarious counterpoint of solid speculation that the dumb faggot -I hope you're all sitting down for this banger- purchased the chair from the 2nd sponsor himself & then (get ready, I'm about to blow your minds again) pretended like it was gifted to him from that 2nd sponsor. Just in time for the tits to fall off that deal, too, & he doublecoped by acting smug like he was the one that came out ahead.

🤯🤯🤯 I know. Sorry.

Just adding that because this was a long time ago & I don't know if anyone covered that angle in any videos. <3
I've always believed he bought the chair himself.

The company was a side business of a kid who did small electronics repair out of his garage. He would buy chinese chairs, mark up the price, and sell them as his own. It wasn't a legitimate business, it was this guy's garage. There was no way that this guy was giving out free chairs. The website even said "If you buy one of our chairs we will give you a referral code".

The most damning evidence was that there was only like 11 days between losing the first chair sponsorship and getting the new chair. The website quoted 10 days for delivery. To believe that the chair was given to Phil for free, you would have to believe that the company contacted Phil immediately after he lost his first deal.

Phil definitely bought the chair himself so he could show the trolls that he's isn't a loser.
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Kat wanted to be in on the streams because she did stream on twitch so clearly she is not shy with being on camera and she went on his streams a few times, But Phil probably keeps her out of his stuff because he is jealous that she will get more attention then him. Look at the way he treats his chat when they don't talk about him 24/7, Now times that by a hundred if Kat was on the stream.
I'm not too sure. She really does seem very shy if not slightly autistic. Like during the halloween marathon when Phil asked her to stand up and she quietly shook her head while awkwardly smiling. Only little kids act like that when they get told to do something in front of a crowd. Also like someone said even her commentary during gameplay is kind of awkward. Like she would rather be playing the game and every once on a while say something.
The only way to know for sure if she's acting shy or if its legit is to find her old social medias and see if she was active.
 
I can't be fucked to go back & find the pinpoint citation in the old thread, but just want to add to all this that there was also a hilarious counterpoint of solid speculation that the dumb faggot -I hope you're all sitting down for this banger- purchased the chair from the 2nd sponsor himself & then (get ready, I'm about to blow your minds again) pretended like it was gifted to him from that 2nd sponsor. Just in time for the tits to fall off that deal, too, & he doublecoped by acting smug like he was the one that came out ahead.

🤯🤯🤯 I know. Sorry.

Just adding that because this was a long time ago & I don't know if anyone covered that angle in any videos. <3

I've always believed he bought the chair himself.

The company was a side business of a kid who did small electronics repair out of his garage. He would buy chinese chairs, mark up the price, and sell them as his own. It wasn't a legitimate business, it was this guy's garage. There was no way that this guy was giving out free chairs. The website even said "If you buy one of our chairs we will give you a referral code".

The most damning evidence was that there was only like 11 days between losing the first chair sponsorship and getting the new chair. The website quoted 10 days for delivery. To believe that the chair was given to Phil for free, you would have to believe that the company contacted Phil immediately after he lost his first deal.

Phil definitely bought the chair himself so he could show the trolls that he's isn't a loser.
Yes. Here is a post about it
  • Phil got "sponsored" by a company called "Opseat" like 2-3 weeks ago
  • Opseat was going to send him a free chair and he'd get an affiliate link/code so his viewers could buy a chair with a discount and DSP would get a small amount for each chair sold.
  • This is their standard business model and the same for all "gamer chair" companies, they give free chairs to YouTubers/Streamers and use affiliate links, its nothing special.
  • Opseat got shit over Twitter and various places from "da detractors"
  • Opseat did research on DSP and decided to terminate their relationship with him
  • DSP started talking about "good, pahsitive news" on his stream
  • Revealed within the past day that another chair company had approached him
  • People asked the chair company if they were ready for the "slander" from the fans, they said "we're ready"
  • After about 12 hours of people digging the claws of autism into their previous businesses they went silent, completely pulled their website down, deleted their twitter and various other things.

As you said, it was more likely an affiliate program, and he may have reached out to sponsor him or Phil just ordered it himself to get the affiliate link. So, as in most things with DSP, he either lied back then or he lied now.
 
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