DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So I'm a bit confused here, maybe cause I live on this planet called earth not Goutinuim Ginanus but Stuttering Craig has a lot of stuff going on voice acting, business deals, cameo's in movies, his own podcast, he made game attack then sold his half off but somehow thats "throwing in the towel"?

This is pure DSP cope. Most streamers are aware unless you're making obscene money -- like, top 100 of that Twitch leak kind of money -- you should probably be cultivating contacts and making some side plans, just in case. Even if everything's great now, they're aware that it's fucking streaming, even if the industry doesn't completely change within a couple of years they'll essentially age out of it quick as hell.

DSP, though, is a pariah. He knows deep down there's no launch pad for him anywhere. He's seen everyone, from his (first?) rivalry Hutch making streaming his side hustle after getting flown out to California and his life paid for by early days Machinima, to the lower mid-tier streamers currently going who are leveraging their minor popularity into corporate jobs at tech companies that pay absurd amounts of money for dumb assed jobs and consulting. This is him coping that them acknowledging streaming isn't a "full time" rest of your life job and "throwing in the towel" by cutting back their streaming numbers in exchange for an X Analyst at Twitch job title with its six figure salary, full health and dental, and paid time off is actually weakness. His life of constant begging instead of having any sort of sway or contact with even the most boomer of tech companies and leveraging that into job and life security is being strong and not giving up.
 
So I'm a bit confused here, maybe cause I live on this planet called earth not Goutinuim Ginanus but Stuttering Craig has a lot of stuff going on voice acting, business deals, cameo's in movies, his own podcast, he made game attack then sold his half off but somehow thats "throwing in the towel"?

Phil has a very limited of idea of 'success' as it relates to content creation. He thinks that playing games and dumping tons of videos of it onto whatever platform he is currently limited to is basically the pinnacle of what can be achieved. SO many people who once made videos go on to do other adjacent things with the skills they learned from making videos, while Phil has never done anything but sit down, press play, and hit record. He's learned zero skills that could translate into doing something else where he could be very much behind the scenes and say goodbye to all the trolling.

Notice how whenever the subject of doing something else comes up he pretty much limits the scope of it to 'making minimum wage flipping burgers'. The idea of doing something else in relation to online entertainment doesn't even enter his mind because he's learned absolutely nothing. Thus (I like how it autocorrects that to 'this' when I'm trying to talk like DSP), anybody who walks away from the very limited field of sitting on a couch in front of a camera has 'failed' or 'quitting', because to him there are no opportunities that exist beyond that.

I think that he legitimately doesn't realize that people who no longer just make let's plays are more than likely doing something adjacent to it, enjoying it more / being more challenged, and are making more money. He thinks they're just dropping into a gutter somewhere.

Look at how he talked about PewDiePie just today. He said that he was disappointed and disheartened by the loss of opportunities he had as a result of his n word incident, and doesn't do much gaming anymore. First, he has zero clue what PDP thinks, so it's weird he says shit like that as if they've talked. Love, like, dislike, or hate PDP, the guy will be rich his whole life. He's taken advantage of an incredible amount of opportunities that came out of him originally pretty much just playing games instead of squandering them. He has branched out to do all kinds of other things in entertainment from putting out a game (regardless of what level of input he had on it), making a web series, writing a book, etc. He's also different from Phil in that even if you're just a little familiar with him, you know that he's nowhere near as fucking stupid about money. He invests, doesn't live the lavish kind of daily life that Phil would be loving with that money (as he immediately demonstrated when he got even just the smallest taste of it). He seems like he's done everything with long-term stability in mind, which is the exact opposite of Phil's impulsive and addictive driven 'live for today... hell, live for the minute' behavior.

All of this is super illustrative of how narrow-minded he is and what kind of absolute lack of ambition or vision he has. He wants to get a completely unreasonable and unattainable maximum out of the absolute least expenditure of time and effort, aka: an enormous sense of entitlement.
 
Nope, he's impersonating the regular. He just spent $5 to make this hilarious joke, and got a ban for it.


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Dude that is fucking insane he really said he never got the chair and never advertised it?? Come on Phil we all know you lie all the time but dude there is concrete evidence on this not just something you can handwave away and call a "dumbfuck conspiracy theory."
 
Dude that is fucking insane he really said he never got the chair and never advertised it?? Come on Phil we all know you lie all the time but dude there is concrete evidence on this not just something you can handwave away and call a "dumbfuck conspiracy theory."
IT'S A NUGGET OF TRUTH YA NUDNIK
 
Dude that is fucking insane he really said he never got the chair and never advertised it?? Come on Phil we all know you lie all the time but dude there is concrete evidence on this not just something you can handwave away and call a "dumbfuck conspiracy theory."
He's talking about OPSeats, who actually never sent him a chair. He's still lying though, because the SpawnSeats debacle definitely did happen, as we all know.
 
Don't know if that's it, but it was definitely something that hit him hard, in a way that somehow didn't trigger his sensitive indignation button. That's what I would expect from him getting rejected, a salty rant where he says straight up why he's pissed. It's not like he has ever refrained from letting Twitch have it any time they've triggered him, they're on his shit list whether he wants back in their good graces or not. Him applying for partnership and being told "LOL Fuck no pigroach" isn't something I think he would be coy about at all.

Only so many things it could be, most bad news he gets has him stewing and aiming the rage elsewhere. This is very obviously from getting a reality check of some kind, that managed to bypass his thick skull, phase through the wall of bullshit he has erected behind it, and get right to the part of his brain that still functions.

One thing we can be certain of: it's not from a slow realization finally dawning on him, because he's Phil, and doesn't grasp those. Not without something really hard and really precise that he just has no way out of, like when our boy Nigel started getting him kicked out of Champions guilds, and he couldn't wriggle out of admitting, however off-camera, that his game was officially ruined and he would never climb the ranks ever again.

I'm leaning towards this being some rage over something from a long time ago, that he has put off letting out for a long time. Especially with him bitching about basically everything in his internet career that he didn't want, but brought on himself. This couldn't have been more of a pity party if he had tried.
I would like to go with a long ball and say either: Mid-First
Khet is filing for divorce or preggers
Tax man cometh
Twitch held up their partnership ban
Or something along a big bill that is unavoidable even by PigRoach standards
 
I would like to go with a long ball and say either: Mid-First
Khet is filing for divorce or preggers
Tax man cometh
Twitch held up their partnership ban
Or something along a big bill that is unavoidable even by PigRoach standards
I’m leaning more towards not getting the muscled .jpeg he wanted on WWE Champions after several pulls.
 
I would like to go with a long ball and say either: Mid-First
Khet is filing for divorce or preggers
Tax man cometh
Twitch held up their partnership ban
Or something along a big bill that is unavoidable even by PigRoach standards
Wonder if the Midfirst bill finally showed up
I don't think it's a secret bill because he has no problem begging for money and genuinely, truly believes he deserves to have his lifestyle paid for. Call it narcissism, call it autism, call it jaw-droppingly shameless but he thinks his expectations with money are reasonable so he has no reason to self-censor. Ditto Twitch, he has no problem slamming websites that displease him even when he's totally dependent on them.

Whatever this is, it's something he knows will make him either look guilty or look like a jackass even if he tries to spin it. My guess is that somebody he can't ignore (Kat, his parents, or a whale) told him his "job" is ridiculous and he can't do it for the rest of his life.

EDIT: I like the marital problems theory too. Kat was his way of owning us dang dirty trolls and I'm sure he's read the constant mockery of her on here, admitting divorce is even on the table would be a real blow to his ego so he has to fall back on his streaming "business". I don't like the "she's pregnant" theory because we know they're not fucking.
 
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I would like to go with a long ball and say either: Mid-First
Khet is filing for divorce or preggers
Tax man cometh
Twitch held up their partnership ban
Or something along a big bill that is unavoidable even by PigRoach standards
Just as long as it's something that absolutely crushes him; Something he cannot avoid no matter his begging, no matter his drunken rants of how "he did nothing wrong" blah blah. Anything that results in Pigroach going completely bald.
 
This is pure DSP cope. Most streamers are aware unless you're making obscene money -- like, top 100 of that Twitch leak kind of money -- you should probably be cultivating contacts and making some side plans, just in case. Even if everything's great now, they're aware that it's fucking streaming, even if the industry doesn't completely change within a couple of years they'll essentially age out of it quick as hell.

DSP, though, is a pariah. He knows deep down there's no launch pad for him anywhere. He's seen everyone, from his (first?) rivalry Hutch making streaming his side hustle after getting flown out to California and his life paid for by early days Machinima, to the lower mid-tier streamers currently going who are leveraging their minor popularity into corporate jobs at tech companies that pay absurd amounts of money for dumb assed jobs and consulting. This is him coping that them acknowledging streaming isn't a "full time" rest of your life job and "throwing in the towel" by cutting back their streaming numbers in exchange for an X Analyst at Twitch job title with its six figure salary, full health and dental, and paid time off is actually weakness. His life of constant begging instead of having any sort of sway or contact with even the most boomer of tech companies and leveraging that into job and life security is being strong and not giving up.
Phil is like someone who worked an entry-level position at a company for 30 years and copes about it by saying that he's the realest motherfucker in that company and that the reason he's still on level 1 is because he's staying true to himself and not kissing the boss' ass.
 
"A man who lies to himself, and believes his own lies, becomes unable to recognize truth, either in himself or in anyone else, and he ends up losing respect for himself and for others. When he has no respect for anyone, he can no longer love, and in him, he yields to his impulses, indulges in the lowest form of pleasure, and behaves in the end like an animal in satisfying his vices. And it all comes from lying — to others and to yourself."
~Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky

This is a great quote. There's a line in 'Alas, Babylon', which is one of my favorite books, where the main character says he cannot lie he was punished while growing up for it and was taught that 'The greatest crime is a lie, it is the thing from which all other sins are born. I can forgive anything but a lie'. Yes, it sounds dramatic, but imo it really is the root of all of his problems.

The fact that he so compulsively, purposely, and unashamedly lies, sometimes from literally one sentence to the next, and has shown himself to be completely untrustworthy in any kind of a business dealing or personal partnership is where all of his problems stem from and is the reason that they perpetuate (see his current addictive issues that he will never conquer because he flat out lies about their existence).

It's cute that he thinks the contract didn't have some kind of morality clause that would let even this bare minimum "company" cut ties if they found out he was a shitbag.

Just one more example of him spinning someone not wanting to endorse his toxicity into them doing something 'illegal'. Anytime something has affected Phil negatively, he turns it into that person or entity having committed an actual crime. SO many people over the years who he could take to court and punish for all these VERY real crimes he accuses them of that he never follows through on. Why does Phil allow all these criminals to continue doing their crimes, unpunished? He 'doesn't have the money to be suing people'. The irony of the man who always claims he is being defamed and slandered then accusing anybody he doesn't like, from entire corporate entities down to individual Amazon delivery drivers of literal crimes is, as always, lost on nobody but him.
 
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