DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Yeah fatty doesn't need glasses at all. When he no longer can avoid using real glasses we should get a fragile piggy for a while, when stamping out any and all jokes about them. New banned word "glasses". Instant ban.
 
These pictures reminded me how much effort Phil goes through to hide his teeth. How fucked are his teeth, is he just really insecure about them? He looks like he lost his dentures.
I'm guessing his oral hygiene is abysmal.
One of the things I notice that I don't see being mentioned too often is how he hides his teeth with his lips every time he smiles,if you do a natural smile you always show teeth, and if you the soy face like he always doing you also show your teeth,but instead of showing his teeth he purposefully covers his teeth with his lips in an unnatural way. Try this for yourself,do a normal smile(you show teeth),do an open face smile (you show your upper and bottom teeth) ,but Phil hides his disgusting rotten teeth with his lips because he is ashamed of showing them.

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Try to smile like he does and you will see how unnatural it is,he knows people would make fun of him since his teeth are yellow and has a crooked tooth for some reason,go to the dentist Phil and start washing your teeth.
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Now that's what I call a body builder bod.
What a gunt,remember when he said he is almost skinny? I'm willing to believe that because his muscles are so atrophied the fact he is fat doesn't show in the BMI index.
Here's him saying he never has if someone can find the contradictory vid

"Jack did a superchat, 'have you ever ordered groceries online?', Uhm NO!, I never order groceries online,I don't ingawasfi is anything wrong with it,but...my grocery store, I'm not exaggerating, is a block away, so why would I order groceries online when I live one block away from the grocery store?"

You don't live one block away you live six blocks away you fucking retard, god he lies about the most mundane shit to try to make himself look better all the time, "I'm not even exaggerating" *proceeds to exaggerate to add value to his argument*.
 
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I'll never get over how disgusting he's willing to be in front of an audience of hundreds of people. Zero self-awareness.
Watching him pick at his greasy ass face and head, then 10 secs latter stick the same finger in mouth to chew on his hard earned treat is one of the many reasons I can't watch him more than 5 mins.
 
Here's a wild speculation,

Knew that nigga was lying. He had that same tone denying any sort of ordering groceries online as he did when he was denying the heavy WWE troll tips about DownFromTheRafters.

"Huh, downfromtherafters? Whats not, never heard of it!" "Yeah never heard of it, no siiiir reee"
 
Knew that nigga was lying. He had that same tone denying any sort of ordering groceries online as he did when he was denying the heavy WWE troll tips about DownFromTheRafters.

"Huh, downfromtherafters? Whats not, never heard of it!" "Yeah never heard of it, no siiiir reee"
I'll give him a pass on that since that delivery was for his DSP Tries It bit. I doubt he even remembers it happened.
 
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devoid of any original thought in his head, every time a poll goes up for his gay hats it's "which hat is x best" with x being related to, or the name straight up, of the game he's playing
Yeah creativity wasn't part of title update 39.5, but I hear the developers are planning on bringing it online with title update 40. Mind you there is a high chance that it'll conflict with lazy.exe and ego.exe so they might have to roll it back when they do the update.
 

Man, I find some random shit on YouTube sometimes LMAO

Man, I find some random shit on Imgur sometimes LMAO

Behold: BDSMP

Kinda looks like him tbh, even great leader Null is frolicking about.
 

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Yeah fatty doesn't need glasses at all. When he no longer can avoid using real glasses we should get a fragile piggy for a while, when stamping out any and all jokes about them. New banned word "glasses". Instant ban.
Oh I seriously doubt Phil is EVER going to accept that he needs glasses, even when he's literally legally blind. It'll be even more hilarious, though, because with never wearing them comes the inevitable time when Phil's vision is so bad that he goes to pick Bison in Super Turbo and winds up with Balrog instead. And then doesn't even notice it when the round starts, trying to do a Psycho Crusher and getting pissed that it isn't working. That's going to make for great material.
 
It's his passive aggressive way of saying he wants $100
Phil really fucked himself the day he decided to make dressing up like an idiot the center of his stream. He'll NEVER have the upper hand in the PR department as long as he keeps that shit up, because no one is going to look at his streams and conclude that we're exaggerating unless he stops harping on tips and using stupid gimmicks in a vain attempt to extort them.

And it is in vain these days, the regular paypigs clearly just don't care as much anymore. Phil burned it the fuck out, and like a pigroach, doesn't have any intention of facing that fact. On some level, they know they got worked, Phil has made it so obvious even they can feel it, and they're done playing the game that way. They won't walk, but they will be low energy about things. Doesn't bode well for Phil, as he won't change things up to compensate. That's obvious now, they're holding out on him and his reaction is to get pissed, not worried, like he should be.

He needs a new grift, and he's going to struggle to think of one. Probably looking forward to tax season, at this rate...
 
Oh I seriously doubt Phil is EVER going to accept that he needs glasses, even when he's literally legally blind. It'll be even more hilarious, though, because with never wearing them comes the inevitable time when Phil's vision is so bad that he goes to pick Bison in Super Turbo and winds up with Balrog instead. And then doesn't even notice it when the round starts, trying to do a Psycho Crusher and getting pissed that it isn't working. That's going to make for great material.
Or he drives and mows down the elderly and children.
 
Phil really fucked himself the day he decided to make dressing up like an idiot the center of his stream. He'll NEVER have the upper hand in the PR department as long as he keeps that shit up, because no one is going to look at his streams and conclude that we're exaggerating unless he stops harping on tips and using stupid gimmicks in a vain attempt to extort them.
It shows how little he actually brings to his streams. Not his personality or looks but instead, his complete lack of self respect and yet he won't ever be able to ever to admit it to either take it all the way or cut that shit out. Plus not even he wants to watch his own videos.
 
Phil really fucked himself the day he decided to make dressing up like an idiot the center of his stream. He'll NEVER have the upper hand in the PR department as long as he keeps that shit up, because no one is going to look at his streams and conclude that we're exaggerating unless he stops harping on tips and using stupid gimmicks in a vain attempt to extort them.

And it is in vain these days, the regular paypigs clearly just don't care as much anymore. Phil burned it the fuck out, and like a pigroach, doesn't have any intention of facing that fact. On some level, they know they got worked, Phil has made it so obvious even they can feel it, and they're done playing the game that way. They won't walk, but they will be low energy about things. Doesn't bode well for Phil, as he won't change things up to compensate. That's obvious now, they're holding out on him and his reaction is to get pissed, not worried, like he should be.

He needs a new grift, and he's going to struggle to think of one. Probably looking forward to tax season, at this rate...
To DSP getting a real job would be more degrading than anything he does on stream to squeeze a dollar from a slow-witted cripple. He's superior to you working stiffs.
 
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