The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Gravy Seal]

I assume it's been wretchedly snowy there.

I always wonder how the outside tranchers fare in bad weather.

PL: Friends north of them in CO say there hasn't been snow and it's too hot for December but lots of wind. Idk how Westcliff or wherever they are is and I'm too lazy to check weather tonight but if they're near Denver altitude and east of the rockys it's worryingly dry and what everyone should be more concerned about is next summer's fires

 

[retard strength]

Dry with heavy winds? Good thing they left all those tumbleweeds piled up at the fence for laziness the [nuclear wasteland] aesthetics!

 

[kaien]

Current forecast for Westcliffe:



Could be worse, but New Year's doesn't look good.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

2.6 inches is certainly too much for Kevin to handle.

 

[AMHOLIO]

but if they're near Denver altitude and east of the rockys it's worryingly dry and what everyone should be more concerned about is next summer's fires

Stop, stop, don't make me optimistic.
I rather not have everything burn down and just for the tranch to become abandoned but we've been predicting fire for so long that it would be satisfying to be right. But only if it was a minor house fire that didn't kill any animals or troons. I'm too soft, I want all these tards to live.

2.6 inches is certainly too much for Kevin to handle.

Imagine I gave you a rimshot rating in addition to winner.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

Yeah, how many months overdue are we?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe we ever even got a date, just a vague trailer full of embarassing memeable moments and a promise that there would be afull documentary in the future. Ash certainly hasn't been forthcoming with information, and all his youtube channel has been lately is vapid, low-effort furry meme content and random game livestreams with the occasional live Kevin appearance.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?

 

[AGPinochet]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe we ever even got a date,

It'll be released around the same time Kevin gets fucked in his vag.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Did you really think the Tranch was turning into a desolate wasteland of tumbleweeds and alpaca carcasses just for shits and giggles?
Did you honestly believe Penis Logue was "incompetent" or "mentally ill" for permitting this to happen under his reign?
Well the jokes on you, bigots. Turns out, Penis spent the last year working on a very important and exciting new project.....
In 2022, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will pick up the white man's burden by e-begging for the noble savages of the Pine Ridge reservation in South Dakota.
https://archive.ph/Y6thq

 

[Sine_Deus]

Did you really think the Tranch was turning into a desolate wasteland of tumbleweeds and alpaca carcasses just for shits and giggles?
Did you honestly believe Penis Logue was "incompetent" or "mentally ill" for permitting this to happen under his reign?
Well the jokes on you, bigots. Turns out, Penis spent the last year working on a very important and exciting new project.....
In 2022, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will pick up the white man's burden by e-begging for the noble savages of the Pine Ridge reservation in South Dakota. View attachment 2836232
https://archive.ph/Y6thq

Pretty sure I could make a Go Fund Me and an Amazon Wish List for my charity "beard" in under an hour. What to do with the other 8,759 hours? What to do...?
Kidding.
Seethe, cope and absolutely do not dilate.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Pretty sure I could make a Go Fund Me and an Amazon Wish List for my charity "beard" in under an hour. What to do with the other 8,759 hours? What to do...?
Kidding.
Seethe, cope and absolutely do not dilate.

Yeah, he is so full of shit.

Why doesn't Pine Ridge fund raise for themselves?

They are such fucking leeches.

 

[Billy Budd]

Ah, so the Earl grift isn’t paying any longer. We are now moving on to full blown fraud. I’m looking forward to the criminal arc in 2022.

 

[Sourceress]

Pretty sure I could make a Go Fund Me and an Amazon Wish List for my charity "beard" in under an hour. What to do with the other 8,759 hours? What to do...?
Kidding.
Seethe, cope and absolutely do not dilate.

It's probably taken all year for them to convince the people of the Pine Ridge Reservation to allow such degenerate freaks to fundraise for them, and it probably required a whole lot of manipulation, conning, and sharing the numbers from their first big "Earl is coming for us!" gofundme. The reason they haven't done anything yet is because the Reservation natives are probably pretty canny to white men trying to con them and have only now finally agreed to let the tranch "help out" because they won't leave them the fuck alone.

Ah, so the Earl grift isn’t paying any longer. We are now moving on to full blown fraud. I’m looking forward to the criminal arc in 2022.

100% they have no intention of giving the money to some reservation half a country away. At best they'll pull that "0.0005% of all proceeds go to Pine Ridge Reservation" crap that big corporations do.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Did you really think the Tranch was turning into a desolate wasteland of tumbleweeds and alpaca carcasses just for shits and giggles?
Did you honestly believe Penis Logue was "incompetent" or "mentally ill" for permitting this to happen under his reign?
Well the jokes on you, bigots. Turns out, Penis spent the last year working on a very important and exciting new project.....
In 2022, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will pick up the white man's burden by e-begging for the noble savages of the Pine Ridge reservation in South Dakota. View attachment 2836232
https://archive.ph/Y6thq

Oh my god.... the white man's burden... it is so strong....

If he's helping friends, that's nice, but who knows. Does anyone know if any troons live on the Pine Ridge Reservation?

It's probably taken all year for them to convince the people of the Pine Ridge Reservation to allow such degenerate freaks to fundraise for them, and it probably required a whole lot of manipulation, conning, and sharing the numbers from their first big "Earl is coming for us!" gofundme. The reason they haven't done anything yet is because the Reservation natives are probably pretty canny to white men trying to con them and have only now finally agreed to let the tranch "help out" because they won't leave them the fuck alone.

Looking forward to the Native American debt collection arc. I think they're like all other humans with money and won't fuck around, especially not with these honkys.

I hope the Natives get every last cent and use it to build a troon deconversion camp if the tranch crosses them. The tranch with probably just be normally incompetent though, I don't think we'll have a true legal arc. I think they're going to make promises they can't keep and the Pine Ridge folk just get massively disappointed in them, just like us at them.

 

[AGPinochet]

In 2022, Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will pick up the white man's burden by e-begging for the noble savages

First they grifted for Gun and Burrito money, soon they will grift for Beer, Liquor and Mouthwash money for the Fresh Breath Clan (Hoya Hoya Hoya band)
Something Something White Savior Something Something

the white man's burden

White MA'AM's Burden,

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Why Pine Ridge and not a substantially closer rez?

Wait, I'm sure the answer is stupid and therefore I don't care.

Also, I'm sure the money flowing into Pine Ridge is substantially more than the money flowing into the tranch. What made the tranchers think that the Natives need their handouts? The Natives most places kind of want white people to fuck off.

 

[Sourceress]

Why Pine Ridge and not a substantially closer rez?

It's probably the only reservation they could think of.

 

[Old Fart]

Why Pine Ridge and not a substantially closer rez?

If the tranchers fleece them, it'll take the injuns considerably longer to come over and tie them to the ground with wet leather straps in the sun, smeared with honey lotion to attract the termites.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If the tranchers fleece them, it'll take the injuns considerably longer to come over and tie them to the ground with wet leather straps in the sun, smeared with honey lotion to attract the termites.

Kev might finally be able to coom, once again.
YES PLEASE FDGHFDSGHDFSHDSGHAFDGHFDSHHJHJHJJJ

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Penny claims he's 'known people there's all his life, which makes me suspect this is gonna be a lot less of them helping the entire rez and a lot more grifting-by-proxy for one particular troon he knows who's tangentially connected to the tribe or something like that.