DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SocietyLiver1488]

It's definitely not his memory

This guy called a male porn star Derich for answering his question, truly a retard memory of goldfish level I tell ya

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OK I dont understand, is the last reply Derich saying "No problem Derich!" to a reply to his own tweet?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

How the fuck did Derich find it that fast without PigPigGo? Imagine being an idiot savant about fucking DSP minutae. And grotesque porn, I guess.

Derichs brain is like the library of Alexandria but for DSP videos, porn, and useless wiki trivia.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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As all of us know with phil, if you read between the lines, what he's saying is that he hopes he can paywall this someway. I swear to god, the pig will find any old piece of shit and his attic or backyard and ask himself, "how can I milk money from special needs kids with this"

Literal human cumrag prostitutes have more decency and pride than this guy. He has completely sold his soul. Not to someone cool like the devil or something, but to some ugly acne satyr of greed with the legs of a pig and the torso of man.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

So I've noticed this dent in Phils chat for a while, is he for real?
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Yeah that dude is one of the more special people in Phils chat he even has his own DSP fan "wall of acclaim" on his profile.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Derichs brain is like the library of Alexandria but for DSP videos, porn, and useless wiki trivia.

Call me dumb but... thats most of this forum right?

 

[detractorzer0]

Why is Phil so uncomfortable with nudity in games it's weird what grown man reacts like thisView attachment 2837153

It's not nudity. It's female nudity. If there was a dick flopping around in that scene, he wouldn't have been acting so weird about it.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

The hat I was referring to. The best part is DSP doesn't even like Pikachu. He'd be better off pulling out the Deadpool one

Just in case you’re not aware, that hat is one of the aliens from Toy Story,

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Didn't think Phil could look more like a faggot, yet he continues to prove me wrong.

I'm still holding out hope that he's gonna get a leather vest, or that he'll get it "gifted" so he can finally complete his Vito from the Sopranos cosplay when it gets combined with the nazi hat.

"What's a guy gotta do for you to give me a behind-the-scenes tip?"

 

[DentSidePhil]

This is something that really fucking bugs me about DSP. (I know, how could ANYTHING dsp does bother anyone?)

This is probably better suited for the "Phil's Weird Body" thread but whatever. It's those fucking eyelashes. They look so fucked up, like they get thicker/darker moving away from the bridge of his nose. I get that there, obviously, aren't lashes along the entire lid for most people - I had to google "human face" because I feel like the longer I look at any picture of DSP the more detached from reality I get. But with DSP it's weird. It's almost like the result of applying eyeliner or something. But that's obviously impossible because DSP is incapable of grooming himself in any way whatsoever.

It's just weird. It's one thing I notice in every single well-lit closeup of his face. His faint eyebrows and pale, flabby dome highlight this even more. It makes him look more like a woman. The soy-chugging facial expression doesn't help. Fucking darksydepenelope.

Also, it's nice to know his teeth are still there. I always forget his pig teeth actually do exist. Also good going on the cropjob it makes him look like the thwomp monster from the marrio games.

Personally I find it extremely difficult to notice anything about his face except for his absolutely bizarre permanently swollen fish lips,

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Jesus you guys weren’t kidding about yesterdays pre stream, this dude talking about how he doesn’t understand how people on YouTube got popular sounds like the most boomer shit ever, legit just an old man yelling at clouds…

His entire take on this Lindsay Ellis shit is also quite something. First off she didn’t really get cancelled, or at the very least she can still pull over a million views on a video. If she went away for being cancelled than dsp is definitely cancelled given his numbers.

The way dsp talks about how he’s going to keep pushing forward and never give up is so tone deaf, of course you can keep pushing forward no matter what, all you do is show up and sit on your couch and play video games.

I’m sure the people on this site aren’t a fan of this Lindsay Ellis chick based on like the two videos I’ve watched of her, and I’m not gonna comment on whatever drama happened to her cause I frankly don’t know or care, but even watching one video you can tell she at least puts effort into her videos. She clearly takes a few weeks/months to make a video, goes into depth about whatever stupid topic she wants to make a video on, she actually sits down and makes a script before turning on the camera.

My point is when you actually put in some form of work or effort into something you’re passionate about it’s also possible for your mental health to affect that effort negatively.

It all really highlights how little effort DSP actually puts into shit. If dsp is having a bad mental health day he just takes a day off and gets drunk, or comes on stream to whine about his problems or lash out at his shitty fans, or begs for money so he can hit the next gacha game high. Dsp doesn’t have shit like writers block or burnout from trolling because he doesn’t put any god damn effort into his job, he shows up and does the bare minimum, and goes through the motions.

I see alot of mid or lower level content creators really happy when a video the made gets good numbers, not because it makes them more money, but because they felt like they had something to say on the topic, or see their fans notice a real dumb joke or edit they were proud to come up. It’s not that crazy to think people being negative online or the YouTube systems screwing you over could make someone wanna step away from it, nobody wants to put actual time and effort into shit only to be responded with negatively.

Compare that to Phil who just sits on his couch for a few hours a day, interacts with his Nazi regulated chat, then dumps the footage onto YouTube with the most minimum effort and it’s no wonder he doesn’t suffer fatigue or burnout from still being a nobody or being mocked

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

I'm still holding out hope that he's gonna get a leather vest, or that he'll get it "gifted" so he can finally complete his Vito from the Sopranos cosplay when it gets combined with the nazi hat.
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"What's a guy gotta do for you to give me a behind-the-scenes tip?"

Maybe Goutman will also end up with a pool cue shoved up his ass. Chalked, of course.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Derichs brain is like the library of Alexandria but for DSP videos, porn, and useless wiki trivia.

Except I’m positive he doesn’t actually have the trivia memorized. He always took a while to bring up the “fun facts” during Flight Sim streams. He only knows about pigroach, wrasslin’, porn, and Pokémon. But even then, I bet he would fail a Pokémon quiz if I made one for him.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

He looks so autistic. He's one red and blue sweater away from looking like Chris-chan, holy shit.

 

[PieceofShet]

Sonic hat? No.
Yoshi hat? No.

Pikachu hat? Yes.

Because fuck logic.

 

[Pargon]

Sonic hat? No.
Yoshi hat? No.

Pikachu hat? Yes.

Because fuck logic.

I don’t think he’d worn the Pikachu hat before. He’s worn both of the others and been memed and mocked for it so he won’t wear those.

This was literally just so he would hit a goal he hasn’t otherwise hit in weeks outside of his Christmas marathon. Whether you think that’s out of greed or ego I’ll leave to someone else, but the impetus was to hit the hat goal by any means necessary.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

Yeah that dude is one of the more special people in Phils chat he even has his own DSP fan "wall of acclaim" on his profile.

Even if he’s a troll, he’s really crossing over into that “actual retard” territory

 

[Burl McMillan]

Yeah that dude is one of the more special people in Phils chat he even has his own DSP fan "wall of acclaim" on his profile.

I thought this dude is a troll because his name is Snow Karl but Spanish.

 

[tzgnilki]

my only contribution to the discussion

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I see the Subreddit has gone again. Kgheleon or whoever keeps putting in false copyright claims, must really piss you off that you can't do a thing about all the evidence about your master that is kept here

 

[DZoomer]

As all of us know with phil, if you read between the lines, what he's saying is that he hopes he can paywall this someway. I swear to god, the pig will find any old piece of shit and his attic or backyard and ask himself, "how can I milk money from special needs kids with this"

Literal human cumrag prostitutes have more decency and pride than this guy. He has completely sold his soul. Not to someone cool like the devil or something, but to some ugly acne satyr of greed with the legs of a pig and the torso of man.

I'll never get over the fact that Phil one day looked at a cat that had been around for months and decided "You know what? I'll set a 1k tips goal whose reward will be revealing that I have a cat. And for 2k I'll let him appear on stream".

The man is a professional grifter. It's fascinating how scummy he can get, and at the same time he gets so defensive when normal, non-cult people point out how absurd his scams are. "Nugget of truth", "our of khantext", "trying to make me look bad" etc.

One of the last fun things that we can still do in the vortex is to watch what will be the new way that Phil comes up with to scam money out of his pack of retarrs.