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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Penny claims he's 'known people there's all his life, which makes me suspect this is gonna be a lot less of them helping the entire rez and a lot more grifting-by-proxy for one particular troon he knows who's tangentially connected to the tribe or something like that.
LOL, there is childs book about their grift:

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Why Pine Ridge and not a substantially closer rez?

Wait, I'm sure the answer is stupid and therefore I don't care.

Also, I'm sure the money flowing into Pine Ridge is substantially more than the money flowing into the tranch. What made the tranchers think that the Natives need their handouts? The Natives most places kind of want white people to fuck off.

Pine Ridge is a notorious rez that is right on the border of Nebraska and S. Dakota (8 hrs. from the Tranch).

There were liquor stores right over the border in NE that sold a shitload of beer to the residents of the rez, and public outcry caused the shuttering of said liquor stores in the not so distant past.


Maybe they're bootlegging.
 
PL: Friends north of them in CO say there hasn't been snow and it's too hot for December but lots of wind. Idk how Westcliff or wherever they are is and I'm too lazy to check weather tonight but if they're near Denver altitude and east of the rockys it's worryingly dry and what everyone should be more concerned about is next summer's fires
It'll burn down their fence. The alpacas grazed everything down to dirt between there and the buildings.
Why Pine Ridge and not a substantially closer rez?

Wait, I'm sure the answer is stupid and therefore I don't care.

Also, I'm sure the money flowing into Pine Ridge is substantially more than the money flowing into the tranch. What made the tranchers think that the Natives need their handouts? The Natives most places kind of want white people to fuck off.
Pine Ridge is where AIM got it's start. Penny probably watched a documentary about Russell Means or something.
 
Maybe Pine Ridge indulges that "two spirit" bullshit so they're trans allies of the highest order.

"PIERRE, S.D. — A South Dakota state senator introduced a series of amendments on Feb. 1, 2021 that would include protections for individuals identifying as LGBTQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Transgender) and Native American Two-Spirit in the State of South Dakota. Senate Bill 166 and 190 were introduced by State Senator Red Dawn Foster, an Oglala Lakota Democrat representing District 27, which includes Bennett, Haakon, Jackson, Pennington, and Oglala Lakota counties on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation.

(...)

Among those who inspired Foster’s sponsorship of SB 166 and SB 190 is Oglala Sioux tribal citizen Monique “Muffie” Mousseau, who was influential in the passing of her tribe’s hate crime law that offers protection to its LGBTQ and Two-Spirit citizens. In September 4, 2019, the Oglala Sioux Tribal Council passed hate crime legislation which protects LGBT and Two-Spirit individuals, with 14 votes in favor, 2 against and 1 abstention. The Oglala Sioux Tribe is the first tribe to enact such a law."

And googling on from there:


I wonder if Penny knows Carla Douglas? The rest of the two spirits seem to be FTM.


Also Jesus, Carla has had a rough life. When she was born her mother decided "I actually wanted a girl so I'll call this baby boy Carla and force him to wear girl clothes" and it only went downhill from there.
 
Pine Ridge is a notorious rez that is right on the border of Nebraska and S. Dakota (8 hrs. from the Tranch).

There were liquor stores right over the border in NE that sold a shitload of beer to the residents of the rez, and public outcry caused the shuttering of said liquor stores in the not so distant past.


Maybe they're bootlegging.
Man Pine Ridge sounds like hell on earth, a real fucking shit hole. Maybe That's why the Tranch is drawn to it, the similarities.
When you think about it, The Tranch really just is a Micro Injun reservation with no Injuns or Alcoholism and more neglected animals.

"PIERRE, S.D. — A South Dakota state senator introduced a series of amendments on Feb. 1, 2021 that would include protections for individuals identifying as LGBTQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Transgender) and Native American Two-Spirit in the State of South Dakota. Senate Bill 166 and 190 were introduced by State Senator Red Dawn Foster, an Oglala Lakota Democrat representing District 27, which includes Bennett, Haakon, Jackson, Pennington, and Oglala Lakota counties on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation.

(...)

Among those who inspired Foster’s sponsorship of SB 166 and SB 190 is Oglala Sioux tribal citizen Monique “Muffie” Mousseau, who was influential in the passing of her tribe’s hate crime law that offers protection to its LGBTQ and Two-Spirit citizens. In September 4, 2019, the Oglala Sioux Tribal Council passed hate crime legislation which protects LGBT and Two-Spirit individuals, with 14 votes in favor, 2 against and 1 abstention. The Oglala Sioux Tribe is the first tribe to enact such a law."

And googling on from there:


I wonder if Penny knows Carla Douglas? The rest of the two spirits seem to be FTM.


Also Jesus, Carla has had a rough life. When she was born her mother decided "I actually wanted a girl so I'll call this baby boy Carla and force him to wear girl clothes" and it only went downhill from there.
Ah they're woke and have fully bought into the Two-spirit nonsense.
 

"PIERRE, S.D. — A South Dakota state senator introduced a series of amendments on Feb. 1, 2021 that would include protections for individuals identifying as LGBTQ (Lesbian, Gay, Bi-sexual, Transgender) and Native American Two-Spirit in the State of South Dakota. Senate Bill 166 and 190 were introduced by State Senator Red Dawn Foster, an Oglala Lakota Democrat representing District 27, which includes Bennett, Haakon, Jackson, Pennington, and Oglala Lakota counties on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation.

(...)

Among those who inspired Foster’s sponsorship of SB 166 and SB 190 is Oglala Sioux tribal citizen Monique “Muffie” Mousseau, who was influential in the passing of her tribe’s hate crime law that offers protection to its LGBTQ and Two-Spirit citizens. In September 4, 2019, the Oglala Sioux Tribal Council passed hate crime legislation which protects LGBT and Two-Spirit individuals, with 14 votes in favor, 2 against and 1 abstention. The Oglala Sioux Tribe is the first tribe to enact such a law."

And googling on from there:


I wonder if Penny knows Carla Douglas? The rest of the two spirits seem to be FTM.


Also Jesus, Carla has had a rough life. When she was born her mother decided "I actually wanted a girl so I'll call this baby boy Carla and force him to wear girl clothes" and it only went downhill from there.
So tiresome and predictable.
 
no Alcoholism and more neglected animals.
betting dollars to doughnuts anyone who isn't posting "omg WEED" is hitting the bottle.

the pattern overlap with troons, communes, and substance abusers:
-alcoholics are least likely to publicly post about it, if they do it's around publicly "ok" drinking times like holidays or "fancy" drinks they have
-stoners do it when high, or when craving it
-acid/shroom heads flat out brag about it/post their ravings/"trippy" photos during the start to end window of the trip, as Paul as so kindly exhibited for us.
 
OK, Phil is losing it completely. He lives in a fairly remote US state. The nearest 'town' only has a couple of thousand residents. He lives outside that, on an estate accessible only by dirt roads. To get to his house you have to open a gate and drive up a private track some half a mile long. It's often flooded, covered in alpaca shit and not an easy passage. The whole way is tracked by cameras they grifted. He farms alpacas, which while economically useless have one quality prized by many other farmers: they make great sentries. The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.

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Of course troonville is impressed.
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(although if I spent most of my time with my tongue up my ass, I'd be hypervigilant too)

 
OK, Phil is losing it completely. He lives in a fairly remote US state. The nearest 'town' only has a couple of thousand residents. He lives outside that, on an estate accessible only by dirt roads. To get to his house you have to open a gate and drive up a private track some half a mile long. It's often flooded, covered in alpaca shit and not an easy passage. The whole way is tracked by cameras they grifted. He farms alpacas, which while economically useless have one quality prized by many other farmers: they make great sentries. The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.

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Of course troonville is impressed.
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(although if I spent most of my time with my tongue up my ass, I'd be hypervigilant too)

Penny is gonna blow the rest of his dick off trying to impress Twitter.
 
OK, Phil is losing it completely. He lives in a fairly remote US state. The nearest 'town' only has a couple of thousand residents. He lives outside that, on an estate accessible only by dirt roads. To get to his house you have to open a gate and drive up a private track some half a mile long. It's often flooded, covered in alpaca shit and not an easy passage. The whole way is tracked by cameras they grifted. He farms alpacas, which while economically useless have one quality prized by many other farmers: they make great sentries. The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.

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Of course troonville is impressed.
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(although if I spent most of my time with my tongue up my ass, I'd be hypervigilant too)

looking forward to one of the other troons getting picked off.
 
That poor new stove continues to have the crap kicked out of it. Another knob gone, but because the instruction leaflet didn't say "don't act like a dickhead" it's not their fault. It's all those damned Koreans sabotaging pure-bred US trannies.

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The video is pretty scary for a home kitchen. Did no-one stop to think "we live in a house made of wood"?

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https://archive.ph/fHFrU (someone beat me to archiving this one. Don't know why they bothered because it doesn't save the video. Is there another forum somewhere on the internet laughing at these fools?)

This looks like an issue with airflow more than anything, gas ranges tend to cook with a concentrated blue flame because they optimise the methane-oxygen mixture. At a guess this is the result of them never fucking cleaning the thing and the thick layer of grease and soot clogging the air intake, leading to the leaping yellow sooty flame. Anyone who's ever closed the intake on a bunsen burner has seen this in action. It's a great way to produce partial combustion byproducts like carbon monoxide and it's a massive fire hazard
If I had to take a guess as to why the knob melted (kek); I'd imagine the inconsistent gas mixture is creating high and low pressure areas around the output, and as anyone who knows their chemistry knows, pressure and heat are inversely correlated. I'm guessing they realised their heat output was dropping and so cranked up the gas, and there was a low pressure region caused by a grease blockage in the vicinity of the knob which caused a flashpoint

The fact that they've just kind of shrugged it off like 'oh well our stove melted' and kept using it is fucking mind boggling
 
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Man Pine Ridge sounds like hell on earth, a real fucking shit hole. Maybe That's why the Tranch is drawn to it, the similarities.

OT but it really is. In fact it's the best example of why I think the reservation system was a mistake in the long run. I don't want to power level, but I've spent a fair bit of time there and the people just have zero desire to improve their lives. The ones that do get the fuck out. They might try to fundraise for their home, but it does fuck all because everything about that place is broken. Tribal leaders are corrupt and won't do shit cause muh Wounded Knee 1 and 2.

If you want a good bit of American Folklore, look up "Walking Sam" to summarize Pine Ridge.

But back on topic, yes, the tranch and Pine Ridge deserve each other.
 
That poor new stove continues to have the crap kicked out of it. Another knob gone, but because the instruction leaflet didn't say "don't act like a dickhead" it's not their fault. It's all those damned Koreans sabotaging pure-bred US trannies.

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The video is pretty scary for a home kitchen. Did no-one stop to think "we live in a house made of wood"?

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https://archive.ph/fHFrU (someone beat me to archiving this one. Don't know why they bothered because it doesn't save the video. Is there another forum somewhere on the internet laughing at these fools?)
I'd hate to see how burnt that food is when the idiot just puts the pan right on top of the fire like that
 
Omg what would be in a Troon starter pack?
For MtFs: An Axe for their """"vagina"""", a cleaver for their dick and nuts (optional), a metal rod for dilating, an uncountable and unhealthy amount of sex toys, a Twitter account, brain rotting estrogen hormones, free brainwashing and echo-chamber programs, twisted and hypocritical views on gender roles and last but not least: a noose/loaded gun/cyanide pills for the journey towards the 41%
The FtM package is similar, but replace the first three items for: A fillet knive and stitches for their """"penis"""", a binder or a gutting knife to get rid of their breasts, a sock or another similar item to create a pitiful attempt of a "bulge" and testosterone hormones, everything else stays the same (including the "will cut my CO2 emissions to 0%" tools).
Edit: fuck I'm late.
 
OK, Phil is losing it completely. He lives in a fairly remote US state. The nearest 'town' only has a couple of thousand residents. He lives outside that, on an estate accessible only by dirt roads. To get to his house you have to open a gate and drive up a private track some half a mile long. It's often flooded, covered in alpaca shit and not an easy passage. The whole way is tracked by cameras they grifted. He farms alpacas, which while economically useless have one quality prized by many other farmers: they make great sentries. The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.

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Of course troonville is impressed.
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(although if I spent most of my time with my tongue up my ass, I'd be hypervigilant too)


I'm a fucking britbong and even I can see how retarded this is
so our troon supersoldier is either firing into his wall with the safety on or he's sleeping with the safety off and a round in the chamber? And of course he's apparently sleeping with his phone set to constant video record incase he has to capture any badass quickdraw xXfazeXx mlg quickscopezzz

fuck off mall ninja
 
The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.
Putting that kind of dumb crazy shit up on social media is how you end up Randy Weavered. If the cops think you're going to act like the Firefly family when they have to serve a warrant they're just going to open up with a barrage of flash-bangs and gas, then shoot anyone who acts in the least weird.
 
OT but it really is. In fact it's the best example of why I think the reservation system was a mistake in the long run. I don't want to power level, but I've spent a fair bit of time there and the people just have zero desire to improve their lives. The ones that do get the fuck out. They might try to fundraise for their home, but it does fuck all because everything about that place is broken. Tribal leaders are corrupt and won't do shit cause muh Wounded Knee 1 and 2.

If you want a good bit of American Folklore, look up "Walking Sam" to summarize Pine Ridge.

But back on topic, yes, the tranch and Pine Ridge deserve each other.

There's nothing that exemplifies the retardation of progressivism like how they kowtow to 'ancient tribal knowledge' of abos and amerindians

listening to them rattle on about how 'we must trust the science' over the coof on one hand and then sit there listening to some inbred shaman talk about how 'this rock hold ancient spirit, much history of land in this' and nod along and proclaim this absolute genius is like watching a weird sketch show
 
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