DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PetiteDragon43]

DSP was well aware how much of a hypocrite shill cartoon character muppet he would look like by wearing the Pikachu hat.

Immediately comments how "dumb, stupid" the hat is. But it's actually super comfy! Again, it's the most stupid hat ever, but it's super comfy, so he doesn't care!

22:20 - "I actually like this hat! It's super comfy! It's all about comfort. I don't care! Nothing wrong with Pikachu!"

The best part? After going on a nearly 2 hour rant about streamers doing ads, DSP says the Pikachu hat came from one of his old Loot Boxes. And, the Pokeballs on the strings look like testicles! Bc of course they do.

10/10 DSP Moment.

Yep. Keep all this on mind in a month or two when the chairs are asking for the pikachu hat but he won't wear it because its "too hot" or its "too distracting" or "itchy and full of dandruff"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Even better idea, I remember back when Metokur restreamed him half a decade ago he said that companies should hire Phil to do black PR on rival brands by shilling their rival's products. I mean think about it would you do business with a brand that gets shilled by Phil?

See this is one of the many clever things Phil fucks himself out of by stupidly prioritizing his ego over his very future for so many years, thinking that it totally wouldn't backfire. It's genius, and he would never do it, because it means admitting that he's deservedly plutonium. It means admitting that even if detractors never warn anybody about Phil ahead of time, the second he opens his mouth to promote a product, his own words let everybody know that hiring him was a big mistake. And then when you cut ties with him, he runs your name through the mud like a child who got their toy taken away for abusing it, further cementing that it isn't the detractors who are the problem.

How many of the people in his chat are real fans though?

Virtually none. They're like you say, in it for something else, that's far more about them than it is Phil.

Which, honestly, is actually fairly normal, it just takes a weird turn in the autism vortex. People who tune in to virtually every Max Dood or Aris stream are there for their own entertainment as well. The difference is that with watching Phil, there's no ignoring the community of dedicated haters because the streamer themselves keeps giving them ammo. Max and Aris have critics, people who don't like them, for sure, but who notices them? When do they become a factor? Never, because the streamer in question doesn't feed into their existence. There's no one to feel good about "sticking it to", no enemy to fight, no one to be united with the streamer against.

Phil made a mistake using "we" and otherwise encouraging a cult mentality, because in doing so he creates an opponent for his natural self-centered nature, something to rub his ego and insecurity the wrong way, constantly. He fosters a hatred for the detractor community, which then bashes into his need to be the center of the universe, because there is no such thing as keeping all the attention to yourself, taking all the credit, when you feed into a distraction like us. Phil didn't see this coming because he was stupid enough to treat the paypigs like they'll always do what he wants, when he wants, and never have any autonomy.

Not even tards are command-following to THAT degree. In fact, I dare say his tards are the least apt to be disciplined little drones at his disposal, because as we've seen, they're exactly the kinds of people who are LOOKING for a community that's all about the third party, not the streamer. Such folks are like a pack of angry mutated animals: you don't wield them, you drop them behind enemy lines and pray they don't find their way home.

 

[wahkando]

I thought this dude is a troll because his name is Snow Karl but Spanish.

Yeah he's a troll who made a troll Snow account during the Karl genocide and went under Phil's radar due to the latters' complete lack of awareness and now he's just doing some sort of snowkarl/king vanity/evilibrium tribute act

 

[snort inquisition]

> streams to children
> streams to actually handicapped people
> claims he's a mature adult
> claims he's above other streamers that dye their hair
> claims he's not a childrens entertainer
> wears a pikachu hat

Mate, what the fuck?
YouTube had a thing where a channel could get age restricted if they're claiming their for children, but they're not really. Do with this what you will.

there's actually a setting when you upload videos to indicate whether the video is safe for children or not, so i'm assuming they just meant if you set it as "for kids" and it's clearly not, you get banned

 

[Iron Hamster]

But how do you know another creator has something marked as 'for kids'? Other than being a childrens entertainer that doesn't swear?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

But how do you know another creator has something marked as 'for kids'? Other than being a childrens entertainer that doesn't swear?

Comments are automatically disabled for one (I didn't know that). So although you can't tell if it's officially "Made For Kids" if the comments are disabled you can be sure that box isn't checked if comments are enabled.

Other interesting info about the made for kids option:

Watching "made for kids" content - YouTube Help

To comply with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and other laws, certain features may be restricted or turned off for content that’s set as made for kids.

support.google.com

Frequently asked questions about “made for kids” - YouTube Help

COPPA and YouTube: Answering Your Top Questions Regardless of your location, you’re legally required to comply with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act and

support.google.com

 

[Chandler Bing]

I don’t think there’s really any room for debate at this point that she’s an idiot.

For me personally any arguments in favor of Kat’s intelligence died the moment she decided to marry Phil instead of leaving him without thinking twice like I and many others here predicted at the time. No amount of alimony is worth dealing with Phil for an extended period of time, and especially not when his finances were in the decline they were in when she said yes.

The fact Khet is pleased with playing VANILLA skyrim should tell you all how low her bars and standards are. I'm not surprised she married Phil after I learned she PLAYS SKYRIM WITHOUT MODS.

Might sound mati or autistic. It really does speak volumes though.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

The fact Khet is pleased with playing VANILLA skyrim should tell you all how low her bars and standards are. I'm not surprised she married Phil after I learned she PLAYS SKYRIM WITHOUT MODS.

Might sound mati or autistic. It really does speak volumes though.

Not to powerlevel but the only reason to do it is for achievements. Unless you sail the high seas for it of course.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Not to powerlevel but the only reason to do it is for achievements. Unless you sail the high seas for it of course.

You can literally install SAM aka steam achievement manager and play skyrim with mods. Then just unlock the achievements during or after playing once you beat the quests.

Edit: for those who are going to try this. SAM can also erase and lock achievements back. So you can replay games with getting the old achievements over and over always feeling like you're playing it the first time you did play it.

SAM won't work for some online games to erase achievements like the master chief collection for halo.

 

[LieLieFyre]

You can literally install SAM aka steam achievement manager and play skyrim with mods. Then just unlock the achievements during or after playing once you beat the quests.

Edit: for those who are going to try this. SAM can also erase and lock achievements back. So you can replay games with getting the old achievements over and over always feeling like you're playing it the first time you did play it.

SAM won't work for some online games to erase achievements like the master chief collection for halo.

There are mods that allow achievements while modded. But as the burnell household is most likely 100% console players i cannot speak for how those mods work.

 

[PieceofShet]

How do we know she plays without mods? Any proof?

Because if its true, she might be worse people than dsp. Okay, maybe not but very close. Why wouldnt you play with mods?

 

[snort inquisition]

what the fuck is this supposed to be a laugh?

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[Tom Went To The Mayor]

what the fuck is this supposed to be a laugh?

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[Lord_Point]

what the fuck is this supposed to be a laugh?

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I wonder if phil is a smoker? I couldn't imagine a person with healthy lungs being able to make that sound.

 

[Iroquois Pliskin]

I wonder if phil is a smoker? I couldn't imagine a person with healthy lungs being able to make that sound.

It's all the alcohol he drinks, fucks up your insides after a while.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I wonder if phil is a smoker? I couldn't imagine a person with healthy lungs being able to make that sound.

I doubt it. He has been going on and on about his mom being a smoker and how disgusting he thinks that is.

But given just much he lacks any sort of impulse control with anything, his vices in particular, do you really think he could sit on camera for several hours without taking a smoke break at least once every hour?

 

[Lord_Point]

I doubt it. He has been going on and on about his mom being a smoker and how disgusting he thinks that is.

But given just much he lacks any sort of impulse control with anything his vices in particular, do you really think he could sit on camera for several hours without taking a smoke break at least once every hour?

I mean if Khet picked up smoking then he would 100% pick it up too, as far as breaks the dude doesn't stream for more than 2 hours without needing a break, even the heaviest smokers I know in the restaurant industry could make it though a 2 hour rush without a smoke break.

Either way im not really committed to the idea, but him saying he doesn't do something isn't much proof he doesn't do it.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I mean if Khet picked up smoking then he would 100% pick it up too, as far as breaks the dude doesn't stream for more than 2 hours without needing a break, even the heaviest smokers I know in the restaurant industry could make it though a 2 hour rush without a smoke break.

Either way im not really committed to the idea, but him saying he doesn't do something isn't much proof he doesn't do it.

Oh I totally get what you are saying. But the people you are talking about is what I assume relatively normal adults.

And yeah if Khet did start to smoke you are right piggy would probably pick up the habit as well.

As I said piggy has no impulse control what so ever. He can't even stay the fuck sober while working and that's a problem that goes back to before he became a YouTuber full time.

It is possible as you say that he is keeping smoking secret if he did it, but again I highly doubt it.

 

[Pargon]

I mean if Khet picked up smoking then he would 100% pick it up too, as far as breaks the dude doesn't stream for more than 2 hours without needing a break, even the heaviest smokers I know in the restaurant industry could make it though a 2 hour rush without a smoke break.

Either way im not really committed to the idea, but him saying he doesn't do something isn't much proof he doesn't do it.

Alcohol abuse has a correlation with numerous disorders of the head and throat.

 

[Broomer]

It's not nudity. It's female nudity. If there was a dick flopping around in that scene, he wouldn't have been acting so weird about it.

No, he'd be acting "closeted gay" you'll never hear the amount of "Ohh, big tiddies" from someone hetero as you'll hear from a closeted gay...

Does this mean Phail's a faggot? Guaranteed! Does it mean he's a homo? Not to sure if he even gets the gist of sexuality rather than just feeling pleasured...