Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
What the fuck is an oopsie bag, sounds like a dog shit pick up bag or something. Terrible branding
I think it is an “error” in the made item. The maker wants to recoup some money so offers it up at a lower price than their other items made without errors. If you search “oopsie” anything on Etsy, you find error runs of just about anything.
 
J just linked this in IG Stories to a FTM that made sure to keep it's downstairs so it could give birth and call itself and its baby non-binary:
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Damn this is an insane rabbit hole...Wondering where a write up of this would be appropriate. Or if it warrants a community watch thread.

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Is it just me, or are there other people who find the whole "pregnant man" delusion disturbing and revolting at the same time?
 
The Trans Dad doesn’t appear to be thriving as a Dad

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This seems like the best bet. I tried googling "oopsie bag" and all I get is this broken link. Based on the pictures though, you appear to be right.

An acknowledgement of your shared incontinence. Truly Corissa and JULIANNA have a romance none of us can understand in it's passion and understanding.

Holy shit was he carrying twins?! For a first pregnancy that's a pretty inflated uterus.

Man uterus.
I just shivered at you calling a very pregnant woman a "he", living up to your title as a faggot enabler, i see.
 
It's probably for carrying their shart cleanup kit... you know, soap, wet wipes, ass reaching stick. All the essentials for a deathfat.

At what point in a human being's life does this become an option? At one point are you like "Yes, I need to carry a spoon to scoop my shit?" Dear lord.
 
Domestic abuse is always wrong, even when between two freaks like this.

However, I'm not going to pretend I didn't have a chuckle imagining these two beach balls desperately reaching over their swollen fat aprons to slap-fight each other and their clammy paws slapping moistly at their blubbery bodies as J goes into a peevish dyke-cum-troon T-rage over a pilfered Tootsie Roll.

Honestly, I really wouldn't be shocked if there was some physical abuse thrown in their relationship, even if it's Sapphire Crimson Claw-tier things like throwing household objects at each other. Nothing about it is right.
 
J just linked this in IG Stories to a FTM that made sure to keep it's downstairs so it could give birth and call itself and its baby non-binary:
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Damn this is an insane rabbit hole...Wondering where a write up of this would be appropriate. Or if it warrants a community watch thread.

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Currently a mobilefag so can't link but I think it would fit in the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread.

About the same time they conclude that waffles are for stompin', not eatin'.

Waffles are for stomping and eating. Can't have the former without the latter!
 
Doctors might also refuse to put Juliana on T is because she's going to need a hysterectomy within a few years. and I doubt she'll ever lose enough weight for them to be able to do this to her safely. Wasn't Amberlynn Reid (I might be confusing my deathfats) get denied a hysterectomy because she was too fat?
For the deathfat denied surgery I think you're thinking of Jennifer Gwen Ann. Amber had a full hysterectomy last year.

As for the subject of Julianna getting on T, aside from the heart health risks and the like, what she should be most concerned with is the painful enlargement of the clit she'll no doubt experience. She already can't bathe herself and can barely move so she sits around all the time. Sitting around with an engorged "t dick" aka pointy inflated clit will be agony and she'll probably get more depressed because of it, bathe even less and drown herself in mayo and taco bell to quell the deep regret. Besides that, why would someone who can't bathe want to take a drug that makes them more hairy? Hair traps sweat, sweat breeds bacteria, bacteria caking her giant sweaty tent body is why she stinks. But yeah sure, grow a forest of pubey chest hair to top off your normal smell, Jules. That'll solve all your brokenbrain problems.
 
For the deathfat denied surgery I think you're thinking of Jennifer Gwen Ann. Amber had a full hysterectomy last year.

As for the subject of Julianna getting on T, aside from the heart health risks and the like, what she should be most concerned with is the painful enlargement of the clit she'll no doubt experience. She already can't bathe herself and can barely move so she sits around all the time. Sitting around with an engorged "t dick" aka pointy inflated clit will be agony and she'll probably get more depressed because of it, bathe even less and drown herself in mayo and taco bell to quell the deep regret. Besides that, why would someone who can't bathe want to take a drug that makes them more hairy? Hair traps sweat, sweat breeds bacteria, bacteria caking her giant sweaty tent body is why she stinks. But yeah sure, grow a forest of pubey chest hair to top off your normal smell, Jules. That'll solve all your brokenbrain problems.
..oof.
I'm also still not over the fact that the bathroom is too small for them. Because I don't know what other bathing options are open to them
How can they be attractive to eachother if both haven't bathed in a fricking (lol am prude shoot me) WHOLE MONTH
 
..oof.
I'm also still not over the fact that the bathroom is too small for them. Because I don't know what other bathing options are open to them
How can they be attractive to eachother if both haven't bathed in a fricking (lol am prude shoot me) WHOLE MONTH

People who smell bad usually won't be bothered by malodorous people.
If you look at KingCobraJFS, he's incredibly stinky and lives in a place where he literally dumped most of a can of Surstromming on the carpet and the people who've visited him (pretty much only other troglodytes with questionable hygiene) weren't bothered by it while any normal person would've ran for the hills after one wiff.
 
..oof.
I'm also still not over the fact that the bathroom is too small for them. Because I don't know what other bathing options are open to them
How can they be attractive to eachother if both haven't bathed in a fricking (lol am prude shoot me) WHOLE MONTH
They experienced lesbian bed death before they even met in person, and their stench plus the stinky dogs is probably normal to them now. Corissa especially seems like an "open a window, spray Febreze and perfume all over, light an overpriced candle, and hope for the best" type. I have a feeling they rely on baby wipes for most of their current "bathing"; Corissa's hair is more oily than the Cuyahoga in the 1960s.
 
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