DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Broomer]

Even if he’s a troll, he’s really crossing over into that “actual retard” territory

I can't see him being a Poe, he's snowkarl without the wallet, ability to trigger piggy and a sense of humour....

 

[Full Race Replay]

But how do you know another creator has something marked as 'for kids'? Other than being a childrens entertainer that doesn't swear?

Comments are automatically disabled for one (I didn't know that). So although you can't tell if it's officially "Made For Kids" if the comments are disabled you can be sure that box isn't checked if comments are enabled.

Other interesting info about the made for kids option:

Watching "made for kids" content - YouTube Help

To comply with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA) and other laws, certain features may be restricted or turned off for content that’s set as made for kids.

support.google.com

Frequently asked questions about “made for kids” - YouTube Help

COPPA and YouTube: Answering Your Top Questions Regardless of your location, you’re legally required to comply with the Children’s Online Privacy Protection Act and

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You also can’t save the video to playlists and can’t play in the background on mobile.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I wonder if phil is a smoker? I couldn't imagine a person with healthy lungs being able to make that sound.

On top of the fact that Phil would be so much worse off health-wise if he had a history of smoking cigarettes, I have a hard time picturing him even being concerned with keeping that a secret, let alone succeeding in hiding it. This is the same guy who kept going on "water breaks" to go email a whale to top off the tips jar, knew to look at his email just before announcing the de-partnering, and named his Champions account "TheyCallMeDSP". Just to name a few of the things he fucked up from being an imbecile.

He may not be honest about how much he gets drunk, but Phil still doesn't go so far as to act like he doesn't drink, as if his rep depends upon it, so I don't think he would do that with smoking either. I mean what's there to be worried about with anyone knowing? It's not incriminating even if he is hiding it, because it doesn't account for his financial waste, and we would know that even without the bank leaks. It doesn't expose him in an embarrassing way, at least not compared to anything else he was hiding that we found. Yes, it displays a lack of discipline in his life, but so do all the things he admits to, like not working out.

I just can't see him caring about it, the way he does so many other things, because I can't think of a reason why someone with his personality would sweat it. He hides his teeth because he knows they're gross, he hides his baldness because... well, I don't REALLY know but you can take your pick on that and be reasonably close, he hides his condo because he either filled it with crap again or it's utterly barren, the list goes on.

 

[Michael Richards]

he is such a slob that there would have been cigarette butts visible at some point in his cave if not just straight up piles of them, overturned ashtrays etc.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I think a cigarette would be to tough for Phil to figure out without an adult supervising him

 

[TheGoutburglar]

he is such a slob that there would have been cigarette butts visible at some point in his cave if not just straight up piles of them, overturned ashtrays etc.

I think a cigarette would be to tough for Phil to figure out without an adult supervising him

And with being a guy who's not only inept but, on a daily basis, probably not going to bed so much as passing out drunk wherever he's sitting, you would expect him to have set the Snort Fort on fire by now. He obviously wouldn't admit to what REALLY happened, but just try to picture him refraining from enrapturing his packs of tards with a tale like that. It would be the highlight of his year, any given year that it happened. Shit, he would probably even exaggerate the damage, and his reaction, claiming he saved Kat from a blazing inferno after an outlet suddenly spat sparks for no reason or whatever bullshit he makes up.

 

[Pargon]

I think a cigarette would be to tough for Phil to figure out without an adult supervising him

DOOD how wuz I s’poseta know you light the WHITE end??? The other end is colored! (High-pitched guffaw, snort, LIMB on a 12-year old from northern Wisconsin who’s been smoking since first grade who called him a retard)

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

DOOD how wuz I s’poseta know you light the WHITE end??? The other end is colored! (High-pitched guffaw, snort, LIMB on a 12-year old from northern Wisconsin who’s been smoking since first grade who called him a retard)

"How was I supposed to know you're supposed to hold the lighter so it doesn't burn your hands?! There's no instructions on that sticker! Bugged lighter mechanics dood!"

 

[Dona Morte]

Naw, he doesn't smoke.
Lung health has to do with your activity or lack their of.
I bet his years of poor diets led to atrophy of the alveoli.

 

[Alt+F4]

What happens when Phil isn't able to make money from tips? The gameplay stops and he starts swaying uncontrollably until the problem is fixed. It has happened before, he stops playing the game because money is on the line. He doesn't like playing games for fun.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

What happens when Phil isn't able to make money from tips? The gameplay stops and he starts swaying uncontrollably until the problem is fixed. It has happened before, he stops playing the game because money is on the line. He doesn't like playing games for fun.

Probably would threaten a wage quit and re-arrange his retard schedule to play games more up his alley..

But if he made 0 tips? Aww man hell would at least make a incision on Mars and we have a DOOM style apocalypse on our hands...

Now $0 on both streams... For one day.....

Troo and ahnest here but I pray he actually flips out and spergs why is no one giving him money? Like the moment he was scrutinized for the identity theft supposedly happening and the actual anger is probably 10x as bad...

If a week with $0 tips on both streams with nothing but SuperChats...

Man...

Fuck me, the lolz gained will keep me up all night on this site as a religious relic

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats. I lost the first stream .

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Yesterday for Phil? He ranted for an hour 45, looked like my autistic sister (who i love) with the pikachu hat on and pissed all his tips up against the wall on jpegs and gin

Yesterday for me? I got married, looked great in a tux and my tip was put to better use

Compare the pair.

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Yesterday for Phil? He ranted for an hour 45, looked like my autistic sister (who i love) with the pikachu hat on and pissed all his tips up against the wall on jpegs and gin

Yesterday for me? I got married, looked great in a tux and my tip was put to better use

Compare the pair.

At least Phil's not fishing for dickpats on KiwiFarms.

 

[Kraftwerk Autobahn]

I always assume it’s SuperHound. He seems like the most obvious suspect.

When the first sub went down KGHaleon had the "subreddit removed" screenshot as his profile banner on the tumbleweed forums, like a trophy. So I assume it's him

 

[Catboys the Musical]

When the first sub went down KGHaleon had the "subreddit removed" screenshot as his profile banner on the tumbleweed forums, like a trophy. So I assume it's him

I think the first wave of DMCAs was after KGhaleon was sperging out in the DSP subreddit, too. The subreddit ran with the narrative of Ghaleon being a pedo, and he made a sock account to defend himself and accidentally let slip that it was a sock account. Then the DMCAs started happening.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Yesterday for Phil? He ranted for an hour 45, looked like my autistic sister (who i love) with the pikachu hat on and pissed all his tips up against the wall on jpegs and gin

Yesterday for me? I got married, looked great in a tux and my tip was put to better use

Compare the pair.

Wishing you and your husband all the best!

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Wishing you and your husband all the best!

Didn't you read his post? He married his autistic sister.

 

[gh0stzero]

Yesterday for Phil? He ranted for an hour 45, looked like my autistic sister (who i love) with the pikachu hat on and pissed all his tips up against the wall on jpegs and gin

Yesterday for me? I got married, looked great in a tux and my tip was put to better use

Compare the pair.

One married their autistic sister that they love and the other married their soul mate and got a cat called jasper.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Didn't you read his post? He married his autistic sister.

Ah good point. @DarkSoulsPhil did your autistic sister (who you love) wear the pikachu hat as a veil when you married her?