US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

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I don't understand Zyklon Ben here at all. So who's the broom supposed to be? Also, I get it that COVID is on the way out but I seriously doubt that inflation or "The Border Crisis" or LIES are going anywhere at all. Also, the dustpan is labeled a "fiasco", so the Afghanistan Withdrawal is a "disaster" inside of a "fiasco"? What the fuck does that even mean?

 

[verissimus]

If Ghislaine was gonna suicide or Cath COVID it would've happened already, there's no point letting her go through trial to kill her now.

Don't underestimate clown world man.

 

[Weppers]

No they don't. By the numbers and emphatically no they don't. For Republicans, there is no partisan media that cracks 50%. For democrats, it's split among CNN, MSNBC, and the general "lesser news sphere" of things like HuffPo, The Guardian, etc. Individually some get higher ratings, but the -fun- part is that the Democrats all hate eachother. So when they see a conflict between the major news outlets and their own personal sources... it creates some fun issues.


Hence why despite hearing about how Inflation isn't an issue, it's well over 50% of Democrats who worry about inflation.

well youre ugly

and your shoes are


too fat

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“Well, if you notice, a lot of places, people don’t have to wear masks. Let’s get that straight,” Biden declared. “The places where people have gotten vaccinated, where we have a high vaccination rate, people do not have to wear a mask at all. Like some of you were with me yesterday when I was up in Lehigh Valley. Didn’t have to wear a mask there. Don’t have to mask if you come home to Delaware with me — I know you love doing that. But you don’t have to wear a mask. The places people are probably going to have to wear masks: in those communities where the high rate of unvaccinated stays high and they don’t move — they don’t move to getting vaccinated.”

 

[ForgedBlades]

We did it Reddit!

 

[Salubrious]

We did it Reddit!

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MAYBE even with a population that's at least 50% vaxxed and we are still hitting record highs that the vaccine doesn't work for the spread?

Nope. Stil "misinformation."

Hell, my favorite part now is people turning on the CDC for their "recklessness" regarding the quarantine period going down to 5. It's quite sad actually.

 

[pwnest injun]

And if the Progs are good at anything, it's driving people away from the Democrats.

Well, their true skill is justifying any sort of awfulness in the name of their goals, which sometimes drives people away from the Democrats.

Why did she get a better deal than Epstein exactly?

She spent about a year negotiating her surrender before she went into state custody.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

We did it Reddit!

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[Jonah Hill poster]

We did it Reddit!

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Multiple amounts of booster shots will do that to us.

 

[Oxous]

We did it Reddit!

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I believe some good old American Exceptionalism (complete with celebration) is justified this time around now that everyone will develop natural immunity in exchange for a cold.

 

[Titos]

Can't believe the Ghislaine Maxwell verdict both came back guilty but also legalized assisted suicide in the US. Just write to Maxwell in prison asking about the Clintons, wait 1-2 weeks for delivery and presto you've "committed suicide"!

 

[Beavis]

MAYBE even with a population that's at least 50% vaxxed and we are still hitting record highs that the vaccine doesn't work for the spread?

Nope. Stil "misinformation."

Hell, my favorite part now is people turning on the CDC for their "recklessness" regarding the quarantine period going down to 5. It's quite sad actually.

Fauci pretty much admitted these sudden changes were made to keep society going.

 

[The Last Stand]

I don't understand Zyklon Ben here at all. So who's the broom supposed to be? Also, I get it that COVID is on the way out but I seriously doubt that inflation or "The Border Crisis" or LIES are going anywhere at all. Also, the dustpan is labeled a "fiasco", so the Afghanistan Withdrawal is a "disaster" inside of a "fiasco"? What the fuck does that even mean?

Needs more labels.

 

[Garm]

Look, I'm all for whatever the fuck ends this shit, especially with that bitch Hochul on a power trip.

But everyone changing the story at once means that there was a directive from up high somewhere. I would suspect business first (I posted the letter from the Delta CEO earlier), but I mean business has been affected for the last two years. Maybe these CEOs just reached a breaking point and said "look we were with you for a while, but this is nearly two years and counting now...?"

My guess is that the Biden Administration and DNC is trying to hint that these measures need to start wrapping up. Newsome might be a hero to Californians but his dipshittery is fucking our supply chain. And Newsome is controlled by polls more than anything.

I don't understand Zyklon Ben here at all. So who's the broom supposed to be? Also, I get it that COVID is on the way out but I seriously doubt that inflation or "The Border Crisis" or LIES are going anywhere at all. Also, the dustpan is labeled a "fiasco", so the Afghanistan Withdrawal is a "disaster" inside of a "fiasco"? What the fuck does that even mean?

I think he means "Biden will get swept into the dustbin of history the same way that the media has (attempted) to sweep everything else into the dust bin."

When Biden leaves office or dies he will generally be un-mourned and leave the Biden name even more cursed than Hunter.

 

[AnotherPleb]

Fauci pretty much admitted these sudden changes were made to keep society going.

Funny how they can make that change as soon as it starts to make Biden look bad.

 

[The Last Stand]

Forgive me for posting Memology, but for once, he's not wrong. Hillary is spot on from that excerpt.

I firmly believe she is disgusted with Woke culture but deep down, she's stuck pandering to such groups for whatever reason.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Forgive me for posting Memology, but for once, he's not wrong. Hillary is spot on from that excerpt.

I firmly believe she is disgusted with Woke culture but deep down, she's stuck pandering to such groups for whatever reason.

He's almost never wrong from what I can tell.

 

[The Last Stand]

He's almost never wrong from what I can tell.

I'll say one thing: Hillary has great taste in clothes. And saying prophecies.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

My guess is that the Biden Administration and DNC is trying to hint that these measures need to start wrapping up. Newsome might be a hero to Californians but his dipshittery is fucking our supply chain. And Newsome is controlled by polls more than anything.

Right, but he's a governor with emergency powers. He arguably has more power than the Feds just by sitting on his hands, so the incentive to wind down COVID isn't there either from the top or the bottom.

 

[The Last Stand]

Right, but he's a governor with emergency powers. He arguably has more power than the Feds just by sitting on his hands, so the incentive to wind down COVID isn't there either from the top or the bottom.

How did he get those emergency powers?