🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[RedRocket69]

Okay I saw this on the Fedi but couldn't find the post at which he was seething. To be clear, he responded positively to your Fedi posts, but then raged at you on the Fedi because of a post you made here, in his thread?
Like, he literally went after you on social media after seeing your posts on Kiwi Farms? Is that what happened here?

So it would seem. It looks like he sent all of that around the time of his incident with the TSA, so I guess he was still riding that Karen high and couldn't stand the thought of not being allowed to be high and drunk for the next year.

But I think it has a lot to do with his persecution complex. From that extremely emotional response to something he could have googled to confirm, you'd think we'd been close friends for years and I'd told him I'd been fucking his girl horse.
All of the "betrayals" that he's suffered over the years make a lot more sense.

Most lolcows just ignore good advice. He has an aneurysm and posts an absolute fever dream of a response instead.
He's truly S-Tier

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph filming and bitching about a customer service employee on Twitter is the most Karen behavior I can think of.
He even asked for the supervisor.

Was it the emergence of Redneck Cenk Ugyur?

BTW why is he at Newark Airport? Connection from Richmond seems odd.

How is every little thing he does so exceptionally retarded?

Gunt Uygur is an massive over-achiever.

 

[RedRocket69]

I received an amazing set of messages from Ralph this morning.

After blocking me, he unblocked and came back to further clarify that he doesn't remotely get the point.
He's really stuck on weed's legal status.
Booze has always been legal but a judge can still tell you that you're not allowed to drink.

 

[Soulless Manniquin Esq.]

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this dude is a primitive. needs to be sent back to africa to spend time with monkeys.

I make good money, why would I waste it on generic overpriced garbage that doesn't even compliment my Squat frame.

Like I get it, it's trying to flex, but it comes off more sad to me. Like... You are trying way too hard for something that looks so shit on you. Now if you got like a really nice suit or something out of the bargain bin I can personally respect. Or if you spent money on something that actually compliments your fat rolls rather than just hangs off of it like a goddamn poster that says "I'm a gross wigger please look at my entire week's paycheck".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan Ralph is the most miserable person alive. Imagine waking up every morning wearing proverbial boxing gloves, so angry from the moment you open your eyes that you’re ready to fight. Of course he’s a pussy so he only goes after people online or women working in service industries. I wonder how many punches Meigh has taken from this bitch while she’s still asleep.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Did I read that wrong or did Ralph have 20 bags...?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Correct me if I am mistaken but he thought that posting a video of making an airline worker's day miserable was totally Chad and ralphamale and that people would relate to it? Maybe we're wrong about him wanting the be a nigger and he wishes he were an upper middle class white woman instead.

Explains him buying a 800 dollar purse and always bragging about wearing “Ralph” Lauren

 

[RedRocket69]

After blocking me, he unblocked and came back to further clarify that he doesn't remotely get the point.

This really dumb conversation continues.

Ralph admitting he would rather die than be sober.

Blah blah blah

And I guessed correctly. He felt I was threatening him. Only understandable part.

"The Gunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him fat, drunk, small penised, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But tell him he won't be able to get fucked up and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly lashes out; 'Like Hell You Fuckin' Retard' "

 

[veri]

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Love this retarded nigger making holiday travel miserable for everyone. I thought the BASED conservatives were already boycotting United? I guess he's too cheap to fly Delta or a real airline.

Btw, he's on his way to Vegas and hints he'll be sexually exploiting the mentally handicapped again.

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fucking alog security guard trying to stop ralph from going to vegas. josh moon must be behind this

 

[NynchLiggers]

This really dumb conversation continues.

Ralph admitting he would rather die than be sober.
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Blah blah blah
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And I guessed correctly. He felt I was threatening him. Only understandable part.
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"The Gunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him fat, drunk, small penised, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But tell him he won't be able to get fucked up and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly lashes out; 'Like Hell You Fuckin' Retard' "

This is our "Christ is kang" guy bragging about his drunk escapades like a retarded run of the mill crimenigger.

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

After blocking me, he unblocked and came back to further clarify that he doesn't remotely get the point.
He's really stuck on weed's legal status.
Booze has always been legal but a judge can still tell you that you're not allowed to drink.
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Holy shit, dude.
Do you have any history with Ralph? Were you a paypig or caller or something? Could it be that he's just anxious about jail? What is possessing him to come after you? Is it the demon of Josh Moon?

EDIT: Just went through the Fedi postings and I think it's worth mentioning that RedRocket has been immensely polite in the face of non-stop vitriol. It's like he's talking to a child throwing a tantrum.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

This really dumb conversation continues.

Ralph admitting he would rather die than be sober.
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Blah blah blah
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And I guessed correctly. He felt I was threatening him. Only understandable part.
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"The Gunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him fat, drunk, small penised, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat.
But tell him he won't be able to get fucked up and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly lashes out; 'Like Hell You Fuckin' Retard' "

Please tell me you haven't even replied to him on Fedi and he's just making a complete idiot of himself for the hell of it.

Edit: I love that he picks and chooses what laws apply to him like he actually has any choice in the matter. Ralph, you're not a special boy. You don't have a get out of jail free card. In fact, because of your past actions people are more likely to look at you like we look at you: a mentally abusive recidivist with severe addiction issues, zero self-awareness or ability to reflect on anything.

 

[RedRocket69]

This is our "Christ is kang" guy bragging about his drunk escapades like a retarded run of the mill crimenigger.

>CrimeNigger
You repeat yourself.

Holy shit, dude.
Do you have any history with Ralph? Were you a paypig or caller or something? Could it be that he's just anxious about jail? What is possessing him to come after you? Is it the demon of Josh Moon?

Nope. I only tried to call in once when he had Frank Hassle on the first(?) time because I respect veterans. He acted like he didn't know he had me on mute (I suspect because of my UN, Black Lives Splatter) and hung up on me after I sat on hold for an hour.
It's clearly the Corn Demon coming to collect his due. If only His Holiness Gator could cast this burden off of his shoulders

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Nope. I only tried to call in once when he had Frank Hassle on the first(?) time because I respect veterans. He acted like he didn't know he had me on mute (I suspect because of my UN, Black Lives Splatter) and hung up on me after I sat on hold for an hour.
It's clearly the Corn Demon coming to collect his due. If only His Holiness Gator could cast this burden off of his shoulders

So to Ralph, you're just some fucking guy posting on the Kiwi Farms???
How fucking humiliating. And then he tries to dunk on Cog for blocking people in his chat. Such thin-skinned obliviousness.
The gunt will respond to fucking anything. His ire is a force of chaos.

Also: Ethan Ralph was vaccinated in Vegas after his mother died of terminal Shame. He is also 5'1.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

fucking alog security guard trying to stop ralph from going to vegas. josh moon must be behind this

The security guard was raised by Josh on his balcony, right next to the pigeons and the peppers.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

EDIT: Just went through the Fedi postings and I think it's worth mentioning that RedRocket has been immensely polite in the face of non-stop vitriol. It's like he's talking to a child throwing a tantrum.

it’s not “like” he’s talking to a child having a tantrum.

He *IS* talking to what amounts to a child having a tantrum.

Or an idiot.

 

[RedRocket69]

So to Ralph, you're just some fucking guy posting on the Kiwi Farms???
How fucking humiliating. And then he tries to dunk on Cog for blocking people in his chat. Such thin-skinned obliviousness.
The gunt will respond to fucking anything. His ire is a force of chaos.

Also: Ethan Ralph was vaccinated in Vegas after his mother died of terminal Shame. He is also 5'1.

Lol correct. He's fortunate that I'm not a ween because man would it be easy to really bother him. He knows that I'm dank and chillpilled which is why he's acting all tsundere.
"It's not like I want you to paypig for me, b-baka!"

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Ralph admitting he would rather die than be sober.
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Ganja Kang Ralph would rather be put to death by the Commonwealth of Virginia than refrain from marijuana.

 

[RedRocket69]

Lol correct. He's fortunate that I'm not a ween

Ethan Ralph is jealous of my updoots and wants me to literally "say that shit to his face and not online and see what happens".
Too bad he's just like Hasan Piker. Just wants to cut a promo then cut tail and run

Done updating this particular exchange. I feel like a dirty attention whore and don't want to lose my precious xenforo score

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

So it would seem. It looks like he sent all of that around the time of his incident with the TSA, so I guess he was still riding that Karen high and couldn't stand the thought of not being allowed to be high and drunk for the next year.

But I think it has a lot to do with his persecution complex. From that extremely emotional response to something he could have googled to confirm, you'd think we'd been close friends for years and I'd told him I'd been fucking his girl horse.
All of the "betrayals" that he's suffered over the years make a lot more sense.

Most lolcows just ignore good advice. He has an aneurysm and posts an absolute fever dream of a response instead.
He's truly S-Tier

There was in incident with the TSA BEFORE the incident with the United person?!