Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The boys at Running Shine give our boy Bob a shout out.

"It's very cool but I always wondered why Link has a dark version of himself in the first place. Is he like some youtube reviewer?"

They do good work at Running Shine and they don't even have a patreon. Give 'em a try.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He still has that teenage mindset of inventing skills and achievements to feel superior (or at least comparable) to their peers. We all have done that, and we all grow up from it somewhere in our high school years.

But we are talking about Bob, whose mindset has never evolved past high school, the last time he had a shred of normalcy and a social life. As such, his enemies are worthless and irredeemable bullies, and he flexes non-existent or outlandish accolades to impress a bunch of folks that couldn't care less about his white bloated carcass.

This is a humanoid pork bun that says he can bench 310lbs at the gym. That is, what, 3 plates in each side of the bar? Literal Olympic weightlifting prowess there. He also spelunks on the regular, can score threesomes, is an expert pussy-eater, knows proper gun safety, and is a total Renaissance Man with refined and accurate tastes and expertise in everything. And don't you dare doubt him, you insect.

Oh, and he brags about having rum for breakfast. Who the hell thinks starting your day with alcohol on an empty stomach is the sign of a healthy, happy and successful man? Which piece of cheap pop culture etched that idea inside his feces-filled cranium? Hell, does he really think rum is this expensive, exclusive beverage that only a select few get to drink on a regular basis? Anybody but the most brain-dead moron can see through his bullshit, which explains why the only place his schtick can still catch fools is on Twitter. And even then, the average dolt that uses it is starting to get real tired of his constant bloviating.

well to be fair, he said he was having rum with breakfast, so I guess it wasn't on a completely empty stomach technically, but still. Bob's perception of being super duper classy and having that perception be, "I have rum with breakfast" (instead of something normal like fucking orange juice or milk), as if every other schlub is having Lucky or Colt 45 with breakfast, is just mindnumbingly exceptional. Like, is there movies out there where the awesome cool classy hero is having rum with breakfast? I don't remember fucking James Bond having rum with breakfast. Why does Bob think this is "cool" or "the epitome of class" instead of the blatantly pathetic display of functional alcoholism (and a desperate need for a 12-step recovery program) it actually is? Some needs to find out. Hell, while they're at it, some needs to follow up on Bob's brag about his doctor and nutritionist and alleged massive weight loss with "Well, you didn't fucking listen to either one about stop fucking drinking or at least cut way way back on the drinking, now, did you, now that you have rum with breakfast and shit, so why should I believe you're listening to and following through with any other fucking thing they said?"

 

[EnemyStand]

well to be fair, he said he was having rum with breakfast, so I guess it wasn't on a completely empty stomach technically, but still. Bob's perception of being super duper classy and having that perception be, "I have rum with breakfast" (instead of something normal like fucking orange juice or milk), as if every other schlub is having Lucky or Colt 45 with breakfast, is just mindnumbingly exceptional. Like, is there movies out there where the awesome cool classy hero is having rum with breakfast? I don't remember fucking James Bond having rum with breakfast. Why does Bob think this is "cool" or "the epitome of class" instead of the blatantly pathetic display of functional alcoholism (and a desperate need for a 12-step recovery program) it actually is? Some needs to find out. Hell, while they're at it, some needs to follow up on Bob's brag about his doctor and nutritionist and alleged massive weight loss with "Well, you didn't fucking listen to either one about stop fucking drinking or at least cut way way back on the drinking, now, did you, now that you have rum with breakfast and shit, so why should I believe you're listening to and following through with any other fucking thing they said?"

Ironically, bragging about that is a total bro move. It's your typical teen, young adult "I started drinking this early, I'm so cool and have so much tolerance" brag. No one outside of people who's hobby is drinking and hanging out in bars is actually impressed. Functional adults find other things to brag about, or really don't boast much at all because no one likes a braggart, especially if they can't back it up. Bob's a typical Miles Gloriosus, he can't actually back up any of his boasting in real life, but thanks to the magic of the Internet even a sped like me can have 17 black belts in boxing, make ten million dollars a day working from home (ask me how!), and is best friends with a Nigerian prince who'll be sending me his family fortune any day now. I'd pay money to see Bob in a real, actual fight. Hey, maybe Jake Paul would be up for it as a warm up before his match with Ben Askren?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Ironically, bragging about that is a total bro move. It's your typical teen, young adult "I started drinking this early, I'm so cool and have so much tolerance" brag. No one outside of people who's hobby is drinking and hanging out in bars is actually impressed. Functional adults find other things to brag about, or really don't boast much at all because no one likes a braggart, especially if they can't back it up. Bob's a typical Miles Gloriosus, he can't actually back up any of his boasting in real life, but thanks to the magic of the Internet even a sped like me can have 17 black belts in boxing, make ten million dollars a day working from home (ask me how!), and is best friends with a Nigerian prince who'll be sending me his family fortune any day now. I'd pay money to see Bob in a real, actual fight. Hey, maybe Jake Paul would be up for it as a warm up before his match with Ben Askren?

Yeah, considering how much Bob hates "Bro" culture (witness his attacks on "Bro-movies", MAGA "bros", etc), I guess this one of those self-destructive behaviors put on performative display that he thinks will "pwn the Bros".

I mean, I remember him taking a pic of his dinner one time, with alcohol (this was at that one knockoff steakhouse joint, I forget which kind of booze it was but Bob was pretending this was some fancy schmancy dinner with a steak I could probably make at home, but better, for way cheaper - psssst Bob, the secret to delicious top sirloin is marinating/defrosting if frozen it in seasoned brine containing a teaspoon of tapioca starch, and some chopped fresh lemongrass - steeped like tea first - overnight. It ain't mountain dew, but it'll do the job a lot better).

Bob in a legit knock-down drag out I'd pay to see, and I'd have to pay a lot, too, if I wanted to stalk the bars of Boston and the discount Dave and Buster's to catch a glimpse of Bob acting the fool and getting his shit pushed in by a Blue-voting Working Class Ghoul that Bob has mistaken for a MAGA CHUD.

 

[EnemyStand]

Yeah, considering how much Bob hates "Bro" culture (witness his attacks on "Bro-movies", MAGA "bros", etc), I guess this one of those self-destructive behaviors put on performative display that he thinks will "pwn the Bros".

Yeah, ironically Bob's futile attempts to shore up his extremely fragile masculinity causes him to act just like the people he claims to hate. I think Nietzche might've said something about this...

I mean, I remember him taking a pic of his dinner one time, with alcohol (this was at that one knockoff steakhouse joint, I forget which kind of booze it was but Bob was pretending this was some fancy schmancy dinner with a steak I could probably make at home, but better, for way cheaper - psssst Bob, the secret to delicious top sirloin is marinating/defrosting if frozen it in seasoned brine containing a teaspoon of tapioca starch, and some chopped fresh lemongrass - steeped like tea first - overnight. It ain't mountain dew, but it'll do the job a lot better).

Typical white trash move. I remember a girl I dated who thought Olive Garden and Outback Steakhouse were classy restaurants. Same exact energy. Like Bob, she was also too lazy to cook decent food.

Bob in a legit knock-down drag out I'd pay to see, and I'd have to pay a lot, too, if I wanted to stalk the bars of Boston and the discount Dave and Buster's to catch a glimpse of Bob acting the fool and getting his shit pushed in by a Blue-voting Working Class Ghoul that Bob has mistaken for a MAGA CHUD.

He'd NEVER get in a bar fight. Bob is far too much of a pussy since in a fight like that there's a very real chance of death. That's why I mentioned Jake Paul: an annoying Youtube "celebrity" boxing match with rules and refs might be the only way to guilt him into showing up, especially if it was for charity. Of course, knowing him he'd do zero training then pussy out the day before by faking COVID, so seeing Bob get his ass kicked will likely be no more than a pipe dream for us, sadly.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, ironically Bob's futile attempts to shore up his extremely fragile masculinity causes him to act just like the people he claims to hate. I think Nietzche might've said something about this...

Typical white trash move. I remember a girl I dated who thought Olive Garden and Outback Steakhouse were classy restaurants. Same exact energy. Like Bob, she was also too lazy to cook decent food.

He'd NEVER get in a bar fight. Bob is far too much of a pussy since in a fight like that there's a very real chance of death. That's why I mentioned Jake Paul: an annoying Youtube "celebrity" boxing match with rules and refs might be the only way to guilt him into showing up, especially if it was for charity. Of course, knowing him he'd do zero training then pussy out the day before by faking COVID, so seeing Bob get his ass kicked will likely be no more than a pipe dream for us, sadly.

First and foremost, Bob projects like an IMAX theater. This is the pathology of the narcissist/cluster B clusterfuck. His own fragile masculinity is a function of why he acts this way, so in order to at least look "unfuckablewith", he needs to project an obnoxiously navy seal copypasta-ish Internet Tough Guy persona. This is on top of the whole "I'm from BAWHSTUHN, WE FITE!" thing that he has going on, and insists he can fight because, duh, 1) he's from Boston (suburb lol) and 2) he learned how to fite from all those greasy greek, irish, and italian hoodlums stuffing his head in the toilet every other day or whatever, until Bob presumably spontaneously Boston'ed up after watching The Karate Kid and kicked their asses so they couldn't do that anymore ( ), lol.

I remember visiting the US a few times since Outback Steakhouse became a thing, and the hotel we were staying at had the menus in the room for various restaurants in the surrounding area, including Outback. Now, remember, I'm from Canada, and the prices I was seeing were unbelievably expensive (taking into account exchange rate of course, it was even worse then). As such, we never went to Outback (and we could and did get better meals from some of the other places in the area, including some of the best chinese food ever), because fuck those prices. This was about 15 years ago and I recall a simple entree was like, anywhere from 20-40 dollars and the steak was stupid-expensive. I've neither seen nor been to an Olive Garden, so I have no idea what that's like, but I keep hearing it's not very good. I did go to an Applebee's ONCE in my life, in 2004, and had the funny ribs, they were alright but nothing special. And it was noisy as shit in there, even more noisy than the Red Robin in Victoria.

And finally, again as result of his pathology of autism-cum-narcissism, Bob is one of the biggest liars on the planet. Yeah, I doubt he's been in any actual bar fights. He's big enough that some scrawny drunk guy probably wouldn't take a swing at him even if Bob pissed him off (deterrence factor but this has nothing to do with how well Bob could conceivably fite). I think the most he ever may have done is kicked the stool out from under someone who wasn't paying attention like the inverterate coward he is, sneaking away, and leaving the blame to someone else.

 

[blablabla]

No.

Bob never lived his life. He never found achievement or any sense of accomplishment that wasn't connected to social media. As such, he chooses to see what he wants to see
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Bob's socialblade. He rarely has single digit posting days. In fact, he's been hitting triple digit posting with far more frequency.

Bob spends anywhere from one to three hours per day/every day tweeting. He doesn't take a break from it. Ever.

Meanwhile he's losing a little over 100 subs/month. Bob knows that lowering his posting history will also lower the sub loss but his need for someone, anyone to give him validation supercedes his desire to maintain subs.

what the fuck happened on the 28th that made this mongo tweet 119 times

 

[EnemyStand]

First and foremost, Bob projects like an IMAX theater. This is the pathology of the narcissist/cluster B clusterfuck. His own fragile masculinity is a function of why he acts this way, so in order to at least look "unfuckablewith", he needs to project an obnoxiously navy seal copypasta-ish Internet Tough Guy persona. This is on top of the whole "I'm from BAWHSTUHN, WE FITE!" thing that he has going on, and insists he can fight because, duh, 1) he's from Boston (suburb lol) and 2) he learned how to fite from all those greasy greek, irish, and italian hoodlums stuffing his head in the toilet every other day or whatever, until Bob presumably spontaneously Boston'ed up after watching The Karate Kid and kicked their asses so they couldn't do that anymore ( ), lol.

I'd like to see him go 30 seconds on a heavy bag to see if he's worthy of calling himself a Bostonion. I have no ulterior motive other than to see if he gets a boxer's break like his brother. Anyway, I totally agree.

I remember visiting the US a few times since Outback Steakhouse became a thing, and the hotel we were staying at had the menus in the room for various restaurants in the surrounding area, including Outback. Now, remember, I'm from Canada, and the prices I was seeing were unbelievably expensive (taking into account exchange rate of course, it was even worse then). As such, we never went to Outback (and we could and did get better meals from some of the other places in the area, including some of the best chinese food ever), because fuck those prices. This was about 15 years ago and I recall a simple entree was like, anywhere from 20-40 dollars and the steak was stupid-expensive. I've neither seen nor been to an Olive Garden, so I have no idea what that's like, but I keep hearing it's not very good. I did go to an Applebee's ONCE in my life, in 2004, and had the funny ribs, they were alright but nothing special. And it was noisy as shit in there, even more noisy than the Red Robin in Victoria.

Outback is stupid expensive and the quality isn't worth it (if they cut their prices by about 25% I'd think it was worth it) and Olive Garden is okay, but it's pricy for what they give you (it's basically the McDonald's of Italian cuisine). My point was trashy people like Bob from suburbs or small towns think places like that are fine dining and they are emphatically not. Don't know what you guys up there have to compare it to.

And finally, again as result of his pathology of autism-cum-narcissism, Bob is one of the biggest liars on the planet. Yeah, I doubt he's been in any actual bar fights. He's big enough that some scrawny drunk guy probably wouldn't take a swing at him even if Bob pissed him off (deterrence factor but this has nothing to do with how well Bob could conceivably fite). I think the most he ever may have done is kicked the stool out from under someone who wasn't paying attention like the inverterate coward he is, sneaking away, and leaving the blame to someone else.

I doubt he did even that because if the victim didn't somehow get knocked out on the way down Bob would receive the beating of his life. When you get attacked, I don't care about differences in size and strength: you're going to hit back because you're not thinking totally rationally at that point. I know this, because unlike Bob I've actually been in a couple fights in my life. Furthermore, in bars it's likely that SOMEONE saw what happened and they'll point out the real asshole in a hurry. Besides, the only kind of guy who'd sucker punch you like that obviously doesn't think HE can win, or else he wouldn't be doing pussy shit like kicking your stool over.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I mean, I remember him taking a pic of his dinner one time, with alcohol (this was at that one knockoff steakhouse joint, I forget which kind of booze it was but Bob was pretending this was some fancy schmancy dinner with a steak I could probably make at home, but better, for way cheaper - psssst Bob, the secret to delicious top sirloin is marinating/defrosting if frozen it in seasoned brine containing a teaspoon of tapioca starch, and some chopped fresh lemongrass - steeped like tea first - overnight. It ain't mountain dew, but it'll do the job a lot better).

Isn't that the time he bragged about getting an $80 meal but it was tiny, obviously overpriced, and everyone pointed out he could have gotten a better meal with a larger portion for half that at any good steak house?

what the fuck happened on the 28th that made this mongo tweet 119 times

I'm actually surprised it hasn't happened more often.

Oh, and if anyone missed it, here's that Bechtloff stream about Bob's fan fic where he's the guardian of videos games

 

[Koby_Fish]

Isn't that the time he bragged about getting an $80 meal but it was tiny, obviously overpriced, and everyone pointed out he could have gotten a better meal with a larger portion for half that at any good steak house?

I'm actually surprised it hasn't happened more often.

Oh, and if anyone missed it, here's that Bechtloff stream about Bob's fan fic where he's the guardian of videos games

yup. But Bob being pretentious is all part of the act. It's like the redneck equivalent of being all about nouvelle cuisine (tiny portions of food that would barely qualify as amuse-bouches, let alone full-on entrees).

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Like, is there movies out there where the awesome cool classy hero is having rum with breakfast?

(Looks at comics.)

Tony Stark...?

 

[Koby_Fish]

(Looks at comics.)

Tony Stark...?

he's also a goddamn alchoholic and this is made abundantly clear, so alcoholism is so normalized to Bob that he can't see just what's wrong with drinking like Tony Stark. He is so smoothbrained, crayon-eating, and blue curtain analyzing, that he doesn't realize that Tony Stark's constant drinking is a NEGATIVE quality, not a thing that marks him a paragon of cool and cultured, let alone a thing to be fucking emulated.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Chris gets uppity and oppressive now that he is "Operations Manager":

So that's the master plan behind Chris' promotion. Have him tweet all day and not bother the actual workers with shit.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Yeah, considering how much Bob hates "Bro" culture (witness his attacks on "Bro-movies", MAGA "bros", etc), I guess this one of those self-destructive behaviors put on performative display that he thinks will "pwn the Bros".

It's all about Bob's desire to be seen as a renaissance man. He may be a huge woke cuck, but he can still out-bro even the broest of bros!

Bob's not held back normal human limitations. He can be anything and everything!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Oh, and if anyone missed it, here's that Bechtloff stream about Bob's fan fic where he's the guardian of videos games

Oh, thank God. I thought that was lost media now.

 

[Positron]

While we're talking about food, I'd better serve this while it's hot:

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

While we're talking about food, I'd better serve this while it's hot:
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Am I right in thinking that those are cut up apples in the saucepan in the top picture?

 

[Adamska]

While we're talking about food, I'd better serve this while it's hot:
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What no. No.

Godamnit it's not even that hard to make the soup. I bet those vegetables aren't even cooked all the way either. Only credit I'll give is this is easily the most edible thing I've ever seen come out of the Chipman clan cookbook. That's a real low bar tbh.

 

[EnemyStand]

While we're talking about food, I'd better serve this while it's hot:
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I just...why? Why is this a casserole? You made the soup you sped! YOU MADE THE SOUP! YOU WERE DONE!

Am I right in thinking that those are cut up apples in the saucepan in the top picture?

I THINK it's giant chunks of onion.

 

[Positron]

Continuing yesterday's convo concerning Breadtubers being bought by government agencies, which we left on Operation Mockingbird.

For my part I'd be surprised if the very rich kiddies in Breadtube don't have daddies or mommies who work at high place that can affect governmental policies, or have such high-ranking government people at their beck and call. Although I'm not sure if you can conflate Breadtube with "The Left".




Anyone who is indeed "The Left" should believe that once economic inequality has been solved, "white supremacist terrorism" and "virus-worshipping death cult" (assuming it exists) will lose their raison d'etre. And the world will join hands and sing kumbaya to Mother Nature. "Priorities are a thing", and self-styled lefties who don't prioritize class issue are not worthy of the name.



"Kill the filibuster".


Peter Coffin elicits Bobby's genocidal, totalitarian nature, just by reciting some trite free-speech platitude:


Ghislaine Maxwell






Indeed, toxic masculinity exists -- and the hallmark of toxic masculinity are ceaseless attempts to debar women from speaking truth to power.

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Star Wars:

Bobby never does that. You either like the film he likes or you are "Snyder Bro" or the even more despicable "Film Twitter".


I can already figure out what these three would say: The Purge films are a prophetic vision about how the MAGA ghouls will kill us all if we don't destroy them first.